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Zoltri
03-25-2005, 11:32 AM
I am not proud to admit I spent $1500 one night in a Myrtle Beach strip club while on a golf junket with the boys.

Those strippers made a fortune off us but it was a great night. I think the fabric on my pants wore down from all the lap dances. Fact is, when I see the guys now we talk more about that night than the golf. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

lu_hawk
03-25-2005, 11:35 AM
$300-$400

Shajen
03-25-2005, 11:38 AM
$800. That was lapdances and drinks only. No private room or champagne room or whatever.

Damn you, Dallas strip clubs!

Great night though. Those strippers in Dallas are pretty amazing.

stankybank
03-25-2005, 12:18 PM
around $200.

spacemonkey57
03-25-2005, 12:30 PM
I think it's 200-300, but it's a little hazy. My roommate's gotten near the 1K mark, but he's hard up.

Toro
03-25-2005, 12:34 PM
$1
if you're talking about over and above drinks. Lap dances are just stupid. You're going to get that stimulated and not be able to get laid? Makes no sense.

So how did I manage to blow a whole dollar? We were on Freemont Street and my brother wants to go into the "Girls of Glitter Gulch" but I don't want to go, but he says he just wants to pop in quick to get some books of matches for souveniers.

I fell for it and we all went in. It was in the afternoon and the place was dead so they girls decended on us like vultures. They had no trouble talking brother and my buddy into lap dances but I held firm.

So after about 1/2 hour of begging and pleading, she finally believed me that I wasn't going to bite so she says "well, how about a pity tip". I thought this was hilarious and gave her a dollar for which I got constant ridicule for the rest of the weekend from brother and buddy for being such a cheap bastard.

astroglide
03-25-2005, 12:42 PM
without drinks i spent $40-$50 one night, but that's because i gave 3 people with whom i went $10. i've never had a lap dance but it's completely unappealing to me.

jakethebake
03-25-2005, 12:55 PM
Around $700-$800.

ucfryan
03-25-2005, 01:17 PM
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Lap dances are just stupid. You're going to get that stimulated and not be able to get laid? Makes no sense.

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augie00
03-25-2005, 01:19 PM
$300, Molly Browns in Daytona Beach, FL. All lapdances and tips.

jakethebake
03-25-2005, 01:24 PM
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Lap dances are just stupid. You're going to get that stimulated and not be able to get laid? Makes no sense.

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A lot of things are irrational. It doesn't make them less fun.

Rob Blackburn
03-25-2005, 01:47 PM
When I saw this thread, I was thinking awesome there will be alot of stories with people blowing lots of cash at strip joints and I can share my story and not feel like a complete idiot.

But most of you have pretty tame numbers, so now I am embarassed to even admit to how much for fear of massive ridicule.

jakethebake
03-25-2005, 01:50 PM
Location: Houston? Would this be where the large amounts of money were blown? I used to knwo some of those clubs pretty well.

Dominic
03-25-2005, 02:15 PM
strip joints. I just don't get it.

While I like looking at naked chicks as much as the next guy - hell, even more so - why would I want to pay for the privilage of getting my co*k teased??

I mean, what's the point of getting all worked up if you can't TOUCH the naked female who's doin' the working, you get my drift?

And guys - I'm not bragging, it's just my lifestyle - I've worked with, dated and been friends with plenty of strippers - every single one of them - and I mean EVERY one - does not like you. Or respect you. Or thinks you are cool. They see you as a mark - a sucker.

And they will smile and coo and shake their fanny all night long to relieve you of what's in your wallet.

If I get the itch to look at some Poussey, well, that's what the internet's for. And it's free.

Unless you subscribe to my site. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

offTopic
03-25-2005, 02:16 PM
$250

jakethebake
03-25-2005, 02:22 PM
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strip joints. I just don't get it.

While I like looking at naked chicks as much as the next guy - hell, even more so - why would I want to pay for the privilage of getting my co*k teased??

I mean, what's the point of getting all worked up if you can't TOUCH the naked female who's doin' the working, you get my drift?

And guys - I'm not bragging, it's just my lifestyle - I've worked with, dated and been friends with plenty of strippers - every single one of them - and I mean EVERY one - does not like you. Or respect you. Or thinks you are cool. They see you as a mark - a sucker.

And they will smile and coo and shake their fanny all night long to relieve you of what's in your wallet.

If I get the itch to look at some Poussey, well, that's what the internet's for. And it's free.

Unless you subscribe to my site. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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The don't touch rule does suck, but that all depends on location, which club, which girl, etc. I've dated a couple of strippers. They were just nice college girls. One I met in the club. The other I met in class. I'm not arguing that they're not after your money, but c'mon surely we all realize that. They're women. Of course they are. Strippers are just more abvious about it. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jaym
03-25-2005, 02:45 PM
$300.

SossMan
03-25-2005, 02:47 PM
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The other I met in class....Strippers are just more abvious about it.

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not english class, i assume

jakethebake
03-25-2005, 02:49 PM
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The other I met in class....Strippers are just more abvious about it.

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not english class, i assume

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You have a problem with my sentence fragments? Actually I think was a history class.

astroglide
03-25-2005, 02:50 PM
do the girls on the internet like or respect us? do they think we're cool? do you think they might be doing it for the money too? it's definitely worth $2-$3 to have a girl perfoming nude inches away from you for 10 minutes, and it's worth the cost of the drinks to go out with friends.

your newly expressed brand of elitism was already old with the vegas clubs thread. lame.

Uglyowl
03-25-2005, 02:51 PM
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and I mean EVERY one - does not like you. Or respect you. Or thinks you are cool.

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The feeling is mutual... 80% of the fun is making fun of them and the 50 year old dudes hitting on them.

jakethebake
03-25-2005, 02:52 PM
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do the girls on the internet like or respect us? do they think we're cool? do you think they might be doing it for the money too? it's definitely worth $2-$3 to have a girl perfoming nude inches away from you for 10 minutes.

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I've enever actually done this but I'd assume they have to respect someone that takes advantage of a great deal like that. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Uglyowl
03-25-2005, 02:52 PM
Also what you get in Providence, RI for $1 is incredible, just don't be stupid and pay a fortune to go to the "champagne room".

Gotta be smarter than the other fish in the strip club /images/graemlins/smile.gif

youtalkfunny
03-26-2005, 02:24 AM
Where do I put the quarters?

IggyWH
03-26-2005, 02:30 AM
$3,500+

I didn't pay for it, but I helped spend it. We got the champagne room with 4 whores for 2 hours. $3,500 was the original cost, but I included the + because we got extra bottles of Dom also. I didn't see how much the seperate alcohol bill was but we were a wreck. I ended up passing out in some strippers chest.

zaxx19
03-26-2005, 07:51 AM
300-350 ish//...

AND I CAN PROUDLY SAY I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A STRIPPER WHO PICKED ME UP IN A LAS VEGAS CLUB ......

THE HIGH POINT OF MY LIFE SO FAR SO DONT SCOFF...... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

billyjex
03-26-2005, 08:05 AM
Moneymaker spent about $25k with his friends at a strip club right after he won the WSOP in 2003. I don't think anyone could top that.

I've spent a couple hundred but I haven't been to a strip club in years.

radek2166
03-26-2005, 08:31 AM
Including booze?

radek2166
03-26-2005, 08:37 AM
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Lap dances are just stupid. You're going to get that stimulated and not be able to get laid? Makes no sense.

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I concur but it makes it easier to go home and do the old bag.

radek2166
03-26-2005, 08:43 AM
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I've worked with, dated and been friends with plenty of strippers - every single one of them - and I mean EVERY one - does not like you. Or respect you. Or thinks you are cool. They see you as a mark - a sucker.


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Thats A news flash?

radek2166
03-26-2005, 08:48 AM
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and I mean EVERY one - does not like you. Or respect you. Or thinks you are cool.

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The feeling is mutual... 80% of the fun is making fun of them and the 50 year old dudes hitting on them.

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Right-O!!!

radek2166
03-26-2005, 08:49 AM
Wasit in Pittsburgh?

radek2166
03-26-2005, 08:53 AM
I was in Yuma on night. I hear over the Sound system.

Hey you in the Pittsburgh Penguin shirt come to the DJ booth.

The DJ was from Pittsburgh. I'm standing in the booth with him and about 15 neeked chicks. Might be the highlight of my life

peachy
03-26-2005, 05:39 PM
between 1 and 2k...and yes at a girl strip club...it was mainly on some things for 2 good guy frineds of mine...but yes i go to these clubs alot with the guys...and the ones in here are good

peachy
03-26-2005, 05:41 PM
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$300, Molly Browns in Daytona Beach, FL. All lapdances and tips.

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hahaha i go there everytime im in daytona!! which is a few times a year...upstrairs and downstrairs baby!!

heavybody
03-26-2005, 05:55 PM
I agree with your view...it is like giving the keys to your Ferrari to someone but no gas wtf.

Rob Blackburn
03-26-2005, 06:03 PM
I know plenty of people that can top that.

Rob Blackburn
03-26-2005, 06:04 PM
What's your fave one in ATL Peachy?

I was always partial to Pink Pony.

ThaSaltCracka
03-26-2005, 06:04 PM
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I've worked with, dated and been friends with plenty of strippers - every single one of them - and I mean EVERY one - does not like you. Or respect you. Or thinks you are cool. They see you as a mark - a sucker.

[/ QUOTE ] I don't know a single guy who thinks of strippers as anything other than a cheap whore. SO really, no one cares what strippers think of us. In fact, strippers are clearly some of the most worthless POS people in America. Total no talent ass clowns, whom are perpetually "in school". Nothing is sader(and funnier) then seeing a 40 year old haggard stripper dancing for a few dollars.

In case you are wondering, porn stars and models are also as equally worthless as strippers.

So Dominic, stop spouting the BS.

CieloAzor
03-26-2005, 06:05 PM
Hmm, I'm in Daytona too. I haven't been into Molly Brown's yet but I'm friends with one of their strippers and a former bouncer. I've got a VIP card in my wallet so I can get in free.

Anyway, to answer the original question...about $80-$90 and I wasn't pleased.

Sponger15SB
03-26-2005, 06:05 PM
I spent like $15 at a strip club in TJ.

The chick was fat and ugly, it rocked.

I probably got more good [censored] done to me than the guys here that payed $500-100

edit - oh and by good [censored] i don't mean herpes.

Zoltri
03-26-2005, 06:21 PM
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I've worked with, dated and been friends with plenty of strippers - every single one of them - and I mean EVERY one - does not like you. Or respect you. Or thinks you are cool. They see you as a mark - a sucker.

[/ QUOTE ] I don't know a single guy who thinks of strippers as anything other than a cheap whore. SO really, no one cares what strippers think of us. In fact, strippers are clearly some of the most worthless POS people in America. Total no talent ass clowns, whom are perpetually "in school". Nothing is sader(and funnier) then seeing a 40 year old haggard stripper dancing for a few dollars.

In case you are wondering, porn stars and models are also as equally worthless as strippers.

So Dominic, stop spouting the BS.

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Tell it like it is Salt!!

I laughed at the term "mark" because the reality is I pity the poor bitches who have to stoop so low by taking their clothes off to make a living.

Oh, one more thing...just because I let them dance on my lap from time to time doesn't mean I'm going to stick my Johnson in them. Not even with your dick Dominic.

ThaSaltCracka
03-26-2005, 06:28 PM
yeah for real, how sad is your life when the only realy way for you to make money is to take your clothes off and rub up against anonymous men? Basically strippers are the foil wrap surrounding a burrito. Once your down with the burrito you toss the wrapper away. Much like once you are done getting your dick touched, you toss the stripper away.

Voltron87
03-26-2005, 06:29 PM
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What is the most you spent in one night at a strip joint?

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My soul.

Dead
03-26-2005, 06:47 PM
TSC you suck.

I was all revved up to go to a strip club for the first time- for my 21st birthday this year- and now I don't feel like doing that anymore.

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billyjex
03-26-2005, 07:00 PM
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Including booze?

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Yeah, he talks about it in his book. Him and his buddies hit up the club in the early morning after his win and he spent $25k or so on his buddies, booze, lap dances, etc.

It's a neat little story because he only brought 15k with him and was 10k in debt to the club and they wouldn't let him leave. One of the strippers knew Huck Seed and she called him and he came down and lent Moneymaker the money.

ThaSaltCracka
03-26-2005, 07:05 PM
you will have a lot of fun if you go, so you should go there on your birthday.

Dead
03-26-2005, 07:06 PM
I will probably still go.

It's just that you've changed my opinion of strippers from a positive one to a somewhat negative one.

ThaSaltCracka
03-26-2005, 07:12 PM
you really shouldn't of had a positive opinion of a stripper. You will see when you get there, they all have a story and they all have been stripping for a month or so /images/graemlins/smirk.gif.

Make no mistake about it, the clubs are fun to go to at times.

You will see some interesting people there though, aside from the strippers there are other degenerates in there. Guys who spend all day there throwing away dollars to one girl that they think likes them. Its really quite sad.

IggyWH
03-26-2005, 07:32 PM
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Wasit in Pittsburgh?

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Bare Elegance

peachy
03-26-2005, 07:40 PM
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What's your fave one in ATL Peachy?

I was always partial to Pink Pony.

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the pink pony is alright...was fun when brianna banks was there! But i love the Cheetah and go there mostly i have a few friends that work there and have been asked to work the bar lol as IF!! And i went to the gold club alot when it was around

IggyWH
03-26-2005, 07:41 PM
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was fun when brianna banks was there!

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Brianna has some of the fattest lips I've ever seen... and I'm not talking about the ones you kiss with. They are a thing of beauty!

peachy
03-26-2005, 07:55 PM
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yeah for real, how sad is your life when the only realy way for you to make money is to take your clothes off and rub up against anonymous men? Basically strippers are the foil wrap surrounding a burrito. Once your down with the burrito you toss the wrapper away. Much like once you are done getting your dick touched, you toss the stripper away.

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i dont think this is true at all...partially because i know many strippers and have done many jobs that r semi close to it. It doesnt mean they r dirty or whores...b/c im far from either...and im not deluted...i only have a min...so i cant fully get into this right now

astroglide
03-26-2005, 08:16 PM
jesus christ that's a cold outlook. i estimate most people on 2+2 would have mostly pathetic lives if it weren't for poker (which is not technically hard), it really goes to people's heads.

Rob Blackburn
03-26-2005, 11:29 PM
Cheetah is great overall the quality of women is better there than Pink Pony but the atmosphere to me is a little pushy.

I was a frequent customer at the infamous Gold Club, though to be honest I never was overly impressed with the girls there, I was an accomplice in a quite astronomical bill there once right before they were shut down.

Voltron87
03-26-2005, 11:33 PM
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Including booze?

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Yeah, he talks about it in his book. Him and his buddies hit up the club in the early morning after his win and he spent $25k or so on his buddies, booze, lap dances, etc.

It's a neat little story because he only brought 15k with him and was 10k in debt to the club and they wouldn't let him leave. One of the strippers knew Huck Seed and she called him and he came down and lent Moneymaker the money.

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What a noob, only brought 15K to the strip club. What was he thinking!!?!

ThaSaltCracka
03-26-2005, 11:57 PM
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jesus christ that's a cold outlook. i estimate most people on 2+2 would have mostly pathetic lives if it weren't for poker (which is not technically hard), it really goes to people's heads.

[/ QUOTE ]probably. I wouldn't know though, poker is not an integral part of my life.

astroglide
03-27-2005, 12:05 AM
yeah i wasn't saying that specifically about you, it's just a sentiment that i see echoed a lot

Drew16
03-27-2005, 12:41 AM
There was this dirty little strip club where I used to live and I guy once told me, " I paid $5 to get in and I would have paid $10 to get out." One of the funniest things I have ever heard.

bennyk
03-27-2005, 03:07 AM
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Where do I put the quarters?

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try here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2013467&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)
bk

Dead
03-27-2005, 03:10 AM
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Where do I put the quarters?

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try here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2013467&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)
bk

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Brilliant

Dominic
03-27-2005, 02:50 PM
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do the girls on the internet like or respect us? do they think we're cool? do you think they might be doing it for the money too? it's definitely worth $2-$3 to have a girl perfoming nude inches away from you for 10 minutes, and it's worth the cost of the drinks to go out with friends.

your newly expressed brand of elitism was already old with the vegas clubs thread. lame.

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LOL....elitism?? Really??

Well, you see, the girls on the internet are FREE - that's my point. I don't care if they like me or think I'm cool - they are there expressly for my, um, "enjoyment."

If that's how you see the girls in strip clubs, more power to you.

But I've expressed my opinion on a subject I know a little about, that's all. If you can't respect that, well, then you can't join my new, exclusive club. So there.

Nyaa nyaa.