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DCJ311
03-25-2005, 07:54 AM
Today I was in a bar watching the end of the NCAA games, and someone on Oklahoma State hit a key 3 point shot in the final minutes of the game. I hear random cheers and clapping in the bar, then out of nowhere I hear an emphatic BOO-YAH! from one of the bar's patrons.

Personally I think this word is hilarious when used in this context of genuine human emotion (bonus points for doing a fist pump while shouting it), and not when used by Stuart Scott or any of those posers. Nowadays I'd feel lucky to hear five legit 'boo-yah's per year.

What are some other funny words that you don't hear often?
BoxTree
03-25-2005, 07:54 AM
Huzzah!
Macdaddy Warsaw
03-25-2005, 07:59 AM
Wassail is the new Huzzah!
Popinjay
03-25-2005, 08:16 AM
BOOYAKASHA
radek2166
03-25-2005, 08:43 AM
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BOOYAKASHA

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????????
RustedCorpse
03-25-2005, 09:14 AM
Yikes!
lucas9000
03-25-2005, 10:42 AM
kibosh
xadrez
03-25-2005, 10:50 AM
[ QUOTE ]
BOOYAKASHA

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I would like to also add "bozack"

As in "get the bozack"
dmk
03-25-2005, 10:58 AM
lube
Soul Daddy
03-25-2005, 11:57 AM
Ro-ads
BWebb
03-25-2005, 12:11 PM
Clusterf_ck.
wh1t3bread
03-25-2005, 12:13 PM
"cockbreath" - I learned this one from Tyler Durden.
ILL34GL3
03-25-2005, 12:41 PM
tee wee
jumblies
Shajen
03-25-2005, 01:15 PM
machine gun jobblies.
pokerjo22
03-25-2005, 01:21 PM
Frottage, felching and figging, although I guess some people on these forums may hear them more often than others (*cough* bruiser)
DemonDeac
03-25-2005, 01:24 PM
chode
Shajen
03-25-2005, 01:26 PM
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Frottage, felching and figging, although I guess some people on these forums may hear them more often than others (*cough* bruiser)

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These are words I never wanna here again. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
UGH. /images/graemlins/ooo.gif
STLantny
03-25-2005, 01:33 PM
JEEEEEEEEEsus tits!!!
spitwhore
asofel
03-25-2005, 01:34 PM
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Frottage, felching and figging, although I guess some people on these forums may hear them more often than others (*cough* bruiser)

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pwned. hard.
jakethebake
03-25-2005, 01:34 PM
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Frottage, felching and figging, although I guess some people on these forums may hear them more often than others (*cough* bruiser)

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this thread just took a terrible terrible turn. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
IsaacW
03-25-2005, 03:29 PM
Stretchn*ts, used as a name replacement:

"Hey, Stretchn*ts, where'd you get those parachute pants? I'm about to take the DeLorean back to '91 and I figure I should be in style."

Also, f***-load and s***-ton, as in "there are five f***-loads in a metric s***-ton."
fluxrad
03-25-2005, 03:31 PM
Walrus.

I think i love it from that comedy routine I heard on Dr. Katz back in the day. Just walk up to a buddy, stare at him, and repeat it until they can't stop laughing.

Walrus...

Walrus...

Walrus...
Matt Flynn
03-25-2005, 03:36 PM
ok please define. and someone post the "this thread is useless without pics" sign guys.


boink as a verb.
EliteNinja
03-25-2005, 03:39 PM
Strategery
Stragedy
Smeg
Seapig
Gihugic (something which is ginormically hugic)
BadBoyBenny
03-25-2005, 04:03 PM
Actually hearing an old person say whippersnapper is pretty hilarious.

Someone I work with used the word doppleganger (I think that's what is was) on Tuesday.

I still love it when someone refers to something good as tits. This might be common or uncommon depend on the crowd you hang out with.
Sweaburg
03-25-2005, 04:26 PM
I was just reading a journal artical about a cancer treatment and came across this gem. "Recto-vaginal fistula" Humorous or disturbing...you decide.

Sweaburg
Wes ManTooth
03-25-2005, 05:33 PM
redonkulous
lock-box (counters strategery)
clowin-me?
housenuts
03-25-2005, 05:51 PM
i like the smeg call made by eliteninja. i also like smegmabombs.

others include:
minge
bistro
vietcong
and hogwash
Ricky Slade
03-25-2005, 05:54 PM
no talent a$$-clown
siccjay
03-25-2005, 06:20 PM
gooch

cumtank

twat
housenuts
03-25-2005, 06:22 PM
cum receptacle
taint
SackUp
03-25-2005, 06:24 PM
Boomshakalaka

gutter slut butt whore

canadian

assmonkey

dildo

craig
heavybody
03-25-2005, 08:07 PM
"eat cake" was popular some years ago . I havn't heard it used in a long time.
ILL34GL3
03-26-2005, 02:40 AM
My brother and I used to refer to bowel movements as "pushing cake". I said it in front of my boss and she started laughing so hard she tripped and fell on her face.

Gotta go push cake.
housenuts
03-26-2005, 02:43 AM
ya sometimes i refer to that act as

dropping poundcakes.
Dead
03-26-2005, 02:44 AM
railroadsdsdsdsdsdsdsds is funnAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

omg jesus pwnz clubs flsuhes
eric5148
03-26-2005, 03:30 AM
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Actually hearing an old person say whippersnapper is pretty hilarious.

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I'm a 22 year old who plays golf a lot. I hear this every other day. It's not funny.


I like to call people fucktard. As in: HEY YOU FUCKTARD, RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! Then I smack them in the head with a 9-iron.


P.S. - Some of you need to learn how to avoid the censor.
SackUp
03-26-2005, 03:32 AM
droppin a deuce

dimes (10 spot biatch)
EliteNinja
03-26-2005, 03:43 AM
Ah, Redonkulous is a word often used in my department.

When one is impressed by an event and/or a person's Mad Skillz, one can use the word "Savage".

Example: That foosball pull-shot of yours is ownagely Savage.

Insult words include:
Sea-donkey
Gutter-pig

An uncommon word I used to use is:
Assbeef

And if you are a male victim of rape to some, you are an:
Assmeatvendor
wrto4556
03-26-2005, 03:50 AM
[ QUOTE ]
My brother and I used to refer to bowel movements as "pushing cake". I said it in front of my boss and she started laughing so hard she tripped and fell on her face.

Gotta go push cake.

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It's stink worms in Texas.

"Gotta go free some stink worms"

Clownshoe, slut face, and knob. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
EliteNinja
03-26-2005, 04:03 AM
Gimp
Gimboid
somethingstupid
03-26-2005, 04:28 AM
Tasty
rtrombone
03-26-2005, 05:56 AM
blumpkin
Jazza
03-26-2005, 09:32 AM
Slama-lama-ding-dong-jam

from a basketball game (can't remember which one)

cockfag (Team America)
radek2166
03-26-2005, 10:09 AM
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Frottage, felching and figging, although I guess some people on these forums may hear them more often than others (*cough* bruiser)

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How bout shrimping?
nothumb
03-26-2005, 02:00 PM
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How bout shrimping?

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Don't forget munging.

NT
Eurotrash
03-26-2005, 02:20 PM
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cum receptacle


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i've always been partial to cum-dumpster, has a bit of a rhyme to it and whatnot.
Eurotrash
03-26-2005, 02:25 PM
i like balderdash.

also, one of my favorites is gangbusters.

oh, and "wizard" used as an adjective.
pokerjo22
03-26-2005, 03:06 PM
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munging

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Winner.

And how bizarre that a single word is needed to describe that.
The Armchair
03-26-2005, 05:06 PM
kumquat
Tyler Durden
03-26-2005, 05:42 PM
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"cockbreath" - I learned this one from Tyler Durden.

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Yes well, I am the man.
Tyler Durden
03-26-2005, 05:48 PM
JIZZQUEEN.

I called my friend a jizzqueen the other day. She was none too pleased.