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Bytestream
03-24-2005, 10:31 PM
Does anyone actually give a shiit and take the time to read these granny hands?
CheckIt
03-24-2005, 10:37 PM
Thats pretty funny. Nobody gives a sh|t about the granny mae hand, just like nobody gives a sh|t about granny mae.

Posting about the granny mae hand is getting old, just like granny mae is getting old.

VERY FUNNY!
lorinda
03-24-2005, 10:40 PM
Reged: 07/19/04
Posts: 296


Come back when you've been around long enough to have a valid opinion.

Lori
Vince Young
03-24-2005, 10:42 PM
BURN.
captZEEbo1
03-24-2005, 10:45 PM
If anything, we need MORE posts about granny mae....
so here's one:

Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif. UTG posts a blind of $5.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (9.50 BB) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5s Qs (one pair, fives).
Button has 8s Tc (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Button wins 11.50 BB. </font>

what a ridiculously gay suckout.
IggyWH
03-24-2005, 10:47 PM
Can you say buddy list?
Bytestream
03-24-2005, 10:49 PM
I've been around longer than you bitch.
Mat Sklansky
03-24-2005, 10:51 PM
unacceptable. don't ask to come back
TheMetetron
03-24-2005, 10:58 PM
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unacceptable. don't ask to come back

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POTD!
mmbt0ne
03-24-2005, 11:04 PM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">En réponse à:</font><hr />
unacceptable. don't ask to come back

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SklanskOWNED
AngryCola
03-24-2005, 11:09 PM
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SklanskOWNED

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Not bad.

B-
sfwusc
03-24-2005, 11:32 PM
Mat.

You are the man.

Granny is awesome.... I won with Q5 today.

Why is that granny's hand?

I like K5o myself /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Could
emonrad87
03-24-2005, 11:47 PM
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unacceptable. don't ask to come back

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Whoa.. did he just get banned?

If so that's awesome.
LSUfan1
03-24-2005, 11:54 PM
As the gamer geeks love to say....... pwned! and yes that is a p!

Respect both Granny and Lori!

They are wiser than you can imagine kiddo's.
papa_georgio
03-25-2005, 12:06 AM
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SklanskOWNED

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LOL!!!
Sponger15SB
03-25-2005, 12:06 AM
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unacceptable. don't ask to come back

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WOW.

lol mat you're awsome, I forgive you for banning me a while back.
mantasm
03-25-2005, 12:13 AM
Yeah dude! Granny Mae dude!

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (7 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls, Hero folds
bonanz
03-25-2005, 02:38 AM
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/bonanz-topwn3.jpg
skoal2k4
03-25-2005, 02:45 AM
nicely played /images/graemlins/grin.gif
KaneKungFu123
03-25-2005, 02:52 AM
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Does anyone actually give a shiit and take the time to read these granny hands?

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yeah its pretty stupid.
mmbt0ne
03-25-2005, 02:57 AM
</font><blockquote><font class="small">En réponse à:</font><hr />
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/bonanz-topwn3.jpg

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Damn, that pretty much blows SklanskOWNED out of the water.
steamboatin
03-25-2005, 08:32 AM
Book Review of the Theory of Pwn3d.

Truly brilliant, a Classic destined to last through out the ages. A must read.
Mike Haven
03-25-2005, 08:34 AM
And the "Notify Moderator" button wasn't even pushed, so that means Mat must always read the GrannyMae-hand posts - after all, they're the only posts with sound poker content in the Zoo.

Keep 'em coming!
radek2166
03-25-2005, 08:39 AM
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Thats pretty funny. Nobody gives a sh|t about the granny mae hand, just like nobody gives a sh|t about granny mae.

Posting about the granny mae hand is getting old, just like granny mae is getting old.

VERY FUNNY!

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I dig old wrinkly chicks so STFU!!!!!!! with ben-wa balls...opps i mean rosearies(sp)!
sfwusc
03-25-2005, 09:09 AM
It was very poor taste. Lorinda and GrannyMae have been nothing but super nice to people here. Get'em Mat.

SWUSC
stir
03-25-2005, 10:42 AM
What he said
Uglyowl
03-25-2005, 10:46 AM
If anything getting these trolls banned complaining about the Granny Mae hands it is well worth it. ADIOS
TomBrooks
03-25-2005, 10:47 AM
I guess ByteStream's mama didn't teach him how not to talk to people, especially to women. Or maybe she tried but he didn't learn.
IsaacW
03-25-2005, 11:43 AM
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Does anyone actually give a [censored] and take the time to read these granny hands?

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Anything that makes an otherwise solid player vastly overplay a hand like Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif5/images/graemlins/spade.gif is fine with me... it's the only way I'll ever extract any bets out of some of these guys /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Well, that and TAGs trying to trifecta all the damn time...
Toro
03-25-2005, 12:21 PM
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I guess ByteStream's mama didn't teach him how not to talk to people, especially to women. Or maybe she tried but he didn't learn.

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Except now I heard in another thread that Lorinda is not a woman.
kdog
03-25-2005, 01:25 PM
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Except now I heard in another thread that Lorinda is not a woman.

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One cannot believe everything written by OOTards Toro.

FWIW, to my knowledge Lori has never stated his/her gender here, so while I'm sure many have an opinion, it is pure speculation.
Uglyowl
03-25-2005, 01:47 PM
In her bio Lorinda once wrote it is clear she is representing herself as a woman. There is no reason not to believe it.
GrannyMae
03-25-2005, 02:28 PM
If anything, we need MORE posts about granny mae....

bytestream, this is why i shut up and stay out of these.

tell a 2 yr old NO, and they will do it for spite.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/a0/baby.gif

it cycles. there (hopefully) won't be another GM post for 6 months.

still, blame mike haven.
moondogg
03-25-2005, 02:30 PM
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If anything, we need MORE posts about granny mae....

bytestream, this is why i shut up and stay out of these.

tell a 2 yr old NO, and they will do it for spite.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/a0/baby.gif

it cycles. there (hopefully) won't be another GM post for 6 months.

still, blame mike haven.

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Granny, based on my interpretation of your statements about how incredibly strong this hand is, I am going to wager my car, my house, and my life the next time I get dealt Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif5/images/graemlins/spade.gif
GrannyMae
03-25-2005, 02:31 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If anything, we need MORE posts about granny mae....

bytestream, this is why i shut up and stay out of these.

tell a 2 yr old NO, and they will do it for spite.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/a0/baby.gif

it cycles. there (hopefully) won't be another GM post for 6 months.

still, blame mike haven.

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Granny, based on my interpretation of your statements about how incredibly strong this hand is, I am going to wager my car, my house, and my life the next time I get dealt Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif5/images/graemlins/spade.gif

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see !!!!!