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SuburbanPokerMan
10-12-2002, 09:40 AM
Rocket Scientist


Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.


British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains.

Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

/forums/images/icons/confused.gif The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.


You're going to love this......


NASA responded with a one-line memo:





/forums/images/icons/cool.gif "Defrost the chicken."

PokerBabe(aka)
10-12-2002, 11:43 AM
HA-LOL and ROFL /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

10-12-2002, 02:16 PM
Babe, what's ROFL? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Ray Zee
10-12-2002, 08:37 PM
so SPM, did they pluck the chickens first? a plucked chicken will tend to penetrate a windshield more readily than a feathered one. please see if you can find results based on that please. also i hope they didnt use organic chickens.

rofl-- is rolling on the floor laughing. the expression is used by babes and things that dont want to break fingernails by having to type too much.

PokerBabe(aka)
10-12-2002, 09:50 PM
Internet slang for "Roll on the Floor Laughing". That was a funny story. LGPG, Babe /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

10-13-2002, 12:18 PM
I told the Brits I would be happy to freeze you in the shape of your name. (z) Then they have my blessing to shoot you at anything on the face of this earth. You name stealing little minded lower case z... /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

My guess is the results will B the end of z...

SPM,...give me my name back... /forums/images/icons/mad.gif