200 chips, 24 off suit in the BB(Absolutely no content what so ever)

[ZebraAss]

***** Hand History for Game 1785676460 *****
NL Hold'em $50 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee Trny:10669346 Level:4 Blinds(50/100) - Thursday, March 24, 13:07:24 EDT 2005
Table Table 11548 (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 3: fozz82 ( $1435 )
Seat 4: loutrop ( $620 )
Seat 5: lewdavis1 ( $2945 )
Seat 6: ntmoney ( $740 )
Seat 7: vanlove8458 ( $1710 )
Seat 8: ldchan18 ( $1580 )
Seat 9: FDraised ( $770 )
Seat 10: ZebraAss ( $200 )
Trny:10669346 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ZebraAss [ 2c 4h ]
fozz82: no I had it
fozz82 folds.
loutrop folds.
ldchan18: ok
ZebraAss: NOOOO
lewdavis1 raises [200].
ntmoney folds.
vanlove8458 folds.
ZebraAss: SWEET MOTHER OF ....
ldchan18 folds.
FDraised folds.
ZebraAss: here we go
ZebraAss is all-In [100]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3c, Ad, 2s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
lewdavis1 shows [ Td, Kh ] high card ace.
ZebraAss shows [ 2c, 4h ] a pair of twos.
ZebraAss wins 450 chips from the main pot with a pair of twos.
/images/graemlins/wink.gif
lol
lol
nh
that was funny
im still laughing!


53 hands later....


Dealer: Game #1785738370 starts.
Dealer: Trny:10669346 Level:9
Blinds(300/600)
Dealer: ** Dealing down cards **
Dealer: ** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 4c, 8d ]
Dealer: ** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
Dealer: ** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
Dealer: ZebraAss shows a pair of fives.
Dealer: lewdavis1 shows high card ace.
Dealer: lewdavis1 finished in second place and won $150.
#1785738370: ZebraAss wins 4140 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of fives.
#1785738370: ZebraAss wins 5860 chips from the main pot with a pair of fives.
ZebraAss: GG sir
ZebraAss: hope you had fun
Dealer: lewdavis1 has left the table.
Dealer: Congratulations,ZebraAss! You won $250.
ZebraAss: ...take care.
lewdavis1: gg
Dealer: ZebraAss has left the table.
lewdavis1: thanks

[dfscott]

I need to print this out and frame it so I can look at it everytime I'm down to 3BB and think about pushing J8o.

[ZebraAss]

***** Hand History for Game 1786023214 *****
NL Hold'em $50 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee Trny:10671148 Level:5 Blinds(100/200) - Thursday, March 24, 14:50:00 EDT 2005
Table Table 11899 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: strupoker1 ( $3480 )
Seat 2: Ted_McLester ( $2400 )
Seat 4: tonysacco ( $910 )
Seat 5: Mr_Hardcore ( $1850 )
Seat 9: sssmith24 ( $775 )
Seat 10: ZebraAss ( $585 )
Trny:10671148 Level:5
Blinds(100/200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ZebraAss [ Jd 8s ]
ZebraAss raises [580].
strupoker1 folds.
Ted_McLester calls [580].
tonysacco folds.
Mr_Hardcore folds.
sssmith24 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7c, 6s, Jh ]
ZebraAss is all-In [5]
Ted_McLester calls [5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
ZebraAss shows [ Jd, 8s ] three of a kind, jacks.
Ted_McLester shows [ 9d, 9c ] two pairs, jacks and nines.
ZebraAss wins 1470 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks.
sorry ted, nh.

[BillyKGB]

pfft, whats that? Ive been down to 50 and turned out winner! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[dfscott]

[ QUOTE ]
ZebraAss shows [ Jd, 8s ] three of a kind, jacks.
Ted_McLester shows [ 9d, 9c ] two pairs, jacks and nines.
ZebraAss wins 1470 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks.


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Jeez -- every time I think I have this game figured out...