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deacsoft
03-23-2005, 10:17 PM
Post something to make me laugh. Thanks.
Vince Young
03-23-2005, 10:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg
Edge34
03-23-2005, 10:19 PM
Magoo with Dougiefish and others! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1958454&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=all&vc=1)

EDIT: Never mind this...someone else has the clear winner already...
thirddan
03-23-2005, 10:20 PM
why is six scared of seven?


answer: <font color="white"> cuz seven eight nine...ooooooh zing.... </font>
Eurotrash
03-23-2005, 10:20 PM
damn. I knew this was going to be the first thing posted.. I'm just disappointed it's not the one with Gerry McNamara and the MySpace people in it as well.
deacsoft
03-23-2005, 10:21 PM
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg

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LMAO... I knew that was coming.
ThaSaltCracka
03-23-2005, 10:23 PM
An old couple were getting ready for a night of bingo. The old lady was looking in the mirror and said to the husband, why are you with me? He said what do you mean? The old lady said just look at me I am falling apart, I have bags under my eyes, wrinkles all over my face my tits hang to my waist, my arms are flabby and my ass looks like a golf ball, I have just fallen apart and I cant see why you are with me. The old man replied "well because I love you". The old lady said " how can you love someone who looks like me", just tell me one good feature I have. The old man replied "For one thing your eyesight is perfect"!
Michael Davis
03-23-2005, 10:25 PM
http://www.musicmax65.com/files/haley_mills.jpg
CCass
03-23-2005, 10:27 PM
McDonald's is coming out with a new sandwich, called the McJackson.

They take a 46 year old piece of meat and put it between 12 year old buns.
Voltron87
03-23-2005, 10:31 PM
lol
jason_t
03-23-2005, 10:41 PM
What is great about sex with twenty eight year old girls?

Results in white below:
<font color="white">There are twenty of them.</font>
Edge34
03-23-2005, 10:43 PM
I know seat 2 is Daryn, and bruiser's stuck in there somewhere...and this is probably a stupid question, but can I get a roster reminder on that pic? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
VBM
03-23-2005, 11:02 PM
McDonald's (MCD) the company today announced a new sandwich. It is called the "McNabb."

After you pay for it, the clerk either throws it on the floor two feet away from you, or into the
hands of the guy behind you in line.
Tyler Durden
03-23-2005, 11:02 PM
The two on the right are 1800GAMBLER and Eugeneel. I don't know who the one on the left is. Anyone?
mmbt0ne
03-23-2005, 11:31 PM
fatmongo
ThaSaltCracka
03-23-2005, 11:34 PM
I seriously don't understand why these clowns allowed this picture to be taken, I mean how did they not know that it would look incredibly gay.
NotInchoateHand1
03-23-2005, 11:39 PM
Taken, fine. Taken by 2+2ers who frequent OOT---that was [censored] stupid. Many of us have dumb pictures. Few of us allow them to come this far.
Iron Tigran
03-23-2005, 11:49 PM
Wow. Scary. I look a lot like the guy on the left. Goatee, 40 extra pounds... And I would be drinking a wuss drink from a coconut.

But I would not be in a grotto with 4 dudes. Seriously. For real. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
FoxwoodsFiend
03-24-2005, 12:07 AM
[ QUOTE ]
An old couple were getting ready for a night of bingo. The old lady was looking in the mirror and said to the husband, why are you with me? He said what do you mean? The old lady said just look at me I am falling apart, I have bags under my eyes, wrinkles all over my face my tits hang to my waist, my arms are flabby and my ass looks like a golf ball, I have just fallen apart and I cant see why you are with me. The old man replied "well because I love you". The old lady said " how can you love someone who looks like me", just tell me one good feature I have. The old man replied "For one thing your eyesight is perfect"!

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Boo
Keats13
03-24-2005, 01:23 AM
[ QUOTE ]
McDonald's (MCD) the company today announced a new sandwich. It is called the "McNabb."

After you pay for it, the clerk either throws it on the floor two feet away from you, or into the
hands of the guy behind you in line.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think that sandwich is on their 2 minute express menu, but it takes them five minutes to make it.

(bitter Eagles fan here)
i wanna be me
03-24-2005, 04:20 PM
What's black and white and comes in little cans?

Answer: <font color="white">Michael Jackson </font>