how do you guys piss while 4tabling?

[TStoneMBD]

every time i go to take a leak, i miss hands and am dealt out for the following hand as well. i actually really need to go to the bathroom now, but dont want to lose equity. do you guys go in a beer bottle, or do you just suck it up and accept that youre going to miss a couple hands?

whats the conventional 2+2 bathroom line?

[shant]

I own a laptop.

[riffraff]

sit out in order after playing UTG on each table.
Then take your time and enjoy the piss. Most fish will not go broke in the time it takes you to return and post after the button/wait for the next BB.

[cnfuzzd]

im now to the point where i can piss without missing a hand while 9 tabling. its all about the timing, and knowing what the people are going to do. Also, you should ask sthief about this. He has the ultimate solution.

peace

john nickle

[radek2166]

64 oz Gatorade bottle.

[deacsoft]

I get up and run. Then I run back. It's a good thing my bathroom isn't very far from my desk.

[jason_t]

wireless in apt. + laptop

[TStoneMBD]

OMFG, IM NOT EVEN JOKING. I JUST FOLDED POCKET KINGS.

[Michael Davis]

Peepee for multitablers (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=1391395&Forum= All_Forums&Words=piss%20cup&Searchpage=0&Limit=25& Main=1391261&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=115&da terange=1&newerval=1&newertype=y&olderval=&olderty pe=&bodyprev=#Post1391395)

-Michael

[TStoneMBD]

has anyone ever thought of a litterbox?

[jason_t]

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OMFG, IM NOT EVEN JOKING. I JUST FOLDED POCKET KINGS.

[/ QUOTE ]

I missed the following hand earlier while taking a phone call from my insurance agent. Answering the phone is -EV.

PokerRoom 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: (3.00 SB) 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, T/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, SB folds.

Turn: (2.50 BB) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, BB calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Kc 8h (one pair, sixes).
UTG has 6d Ts (full house, sixes full of tens).
Outcome: UTG wins 8.50 BB. </font>

Serendipitous, but I lost Sklansky dollars.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
whats the conventional 2+2 bathroom line?

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I tell my roomate to play for me for a minute.

Its hilarious to hear him freaking out while trying to 16 table or something while I'm trying to take a piss.

[Matty]

I've tried the gatorade bottle a couple times, but it's just too gross to empty out.

Now I sit out the first two BB's I get to, and run to the bathroom while 2-tabling.

[ceyoung]

try this they had it on the daily show a couple years ago. i dont have one but it looks like a good idea.

http://www.stadiumpal.com/stadiumpal_what.htm

[Isura]

The bathroom in my apartment is 10 feet from my computer desk. I usually get back if I time it right.

[thirddan]

"I tell my roomate to play for me for a minute."

yeah, i do this too, unless he is playing also, and i only 7 table, but he can handle it...plus i usually wear sweats when i play so no zipper or buttons, this really helps...

[lu_hawk]

i have a bathroom 5 ft away from my computer so i just try to time it correctly and run. i can't see the screen while pissing but listen for the beeps. i sometimes have to (painfully) cut myself off mid pee and run back to click some buttons.

[TStoneMBD]

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i have a bathroom 5 ft away from my computer so i just try to time it correctly and run. i can't see the screen while pissing but listen for the beeps. i sometimes have to (painfully) cut myself off mid pee and run back to click some buttons.

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just picturing you doing this makes me chuckle.

[PassiveCaller]

I run and I run quickly. My bathroom isn't too far... but speed is of essence and with every hand I've folded I think I get just alittle bit quicker!

Once in awhile I'll have someone watch and I'll be like if it isn't AK,AQ or a pair above TT just fold it and don't tell me about it but on the whole it's RUN! So either way I run gooooooood when I go to the bathroom /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Stu Pidasso]

I make it point to take a break at least every 2-3 hours weather I gotta piss or not.

Stu

[codewarrior]

I get up, go pee, and never miss a hand.

What's the problem?

[Michael Davis]

"I get up, go pee, and never miss a hand. What's the problem?"

Replacing the carpet every week is expensive.

-Michael

[captZEEbo1]

run and skip washing hands

[DBowling]

run

[Reef]

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run

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my mom probably wondered what the hell I was doing sprinting from my room to the bathroom and back every couple hours.

[maryfield48]

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run

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my mom probably wondered what the hell I was doing sprinting from my room to the bathroom and back every couple hours.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your mom was probably giving thanks for her ignorance.

[GrekeHaus]

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run

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run like hell...

[housenuts]

sit out, miss a few hands, take a good piss. it's relaxing and missing a few hands really isn't a big deal. you'd probably only miss one max per table. if you go at a good time you can usually miss none.

[Kirg]

You can thank me later (http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/7293/)

[mgsimpleton]

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wireless in apt. + laptop

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amen to that. my roommate definitely saw me walk out of the bathroom with my laptop and shot me the weirdest freaking look... priceless.

[mgsimpleton]

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run and skip washing hands

[/ QUOTE ]

skip what? huh?

[afk]

[ QUOTE ]
every time i go to take a leak, i miss hands and am dealt out for the following hand as well. i actually really need to go to the bathroom now, but dont want to lose equity. do you guys go in a beer bottle, or do you just suck it up and accept that youre going to miss a couple hands?

whats the conventional 2+2 bathroom line?

[/ QUOTE ]

In the grand scheme of things is missing a couple of hands that big of a deal? Beats pissing in a bottle by your computer in my opinion, there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed.

[PeeWeeH]

Out of my dick, like usual.

PeeWee

[Jim Kuhn]

In my girlfriend's boot.

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
Catfish4u
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[youtalkfunny]

I just use the piss pot in the corner.

Then Jewell drags her leg up the stairs, and empties it.

I've been having difficulty in that area lately, though.

It is age that impairs my stream, not fear.

Doc Cochrane says there's a safe, painless cure available.