ratio of dragons slayed: princesses

[housenuts]

how many dragons do you slay per princess you save?

if you don't know what i'm talking about your ratio is probably 0:0. and i'm not talking about magic the gathering or any other fantasy game.

i would say my ratio is probably close to 1:1. this doesn't include some of the lesser dragons i've had to go through, or the paper bag princesses. but if you had to categorize each person as either a dragon or a princess then the ratio would be 1:1 +/- .2

[istewart]

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how many dragons do you slay per princess you save?

if you don't know what i'm talking about your ratio is probably 0:0. and i'm not talking about magic the gathering or any other fantasy game.

i would say my ratio is probably close to 1:1. this doesn't include some of the lesser dragons i've had to go through, or the paper bag princesses. but if you had to categorize each person as either a dragon or a princess then the ratio would be 1:1 +/- .2

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The references in the threads here seem to be getting more eclectic by the hour. The only thing missing here is acronyms. I suggest retitling to, "What is your DS : PS Ratio?"

[housenuts]

to avoid further confusion

dragons slayed = ugly girls you've fornicated
princesses saved = hot girls you've fornicated

lesser dragons and paper bag princesses are in between on either side

[wacki]

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dragons slayed = ugly girls you've fornicated
princesses saved = hot girls you've fornicated

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If I ever used those terms my friends would kick my ass.

[BusterStacks]

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If I ever used those terms my friends would kick my ass.

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[housenuts]

you've never heard the expression "you gotta slay the dragon to get the princess"?

[BusterStacks]

eh, maybe i have heard it somewhere, but i still just say "ugly hoes"

[riffraff]

I thought they were called slumpbusters.

[housenuts]

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eh, maybe i have heard it somewhere, but i still just say "ugly hoes"

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trash pigs, garbage cunts, and swamp donkeys are also acceptable.

[mmbt0ne]

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If I ever used those terms I would kick my ass.

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[BusterStacks]

those terms are far too vulgar for my tastes.

[jason_t]

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trash pigs, garbage cunts, and swamp donkeys are also acceptable.

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I am not touching any girl to which these terms apply.

[istewart]

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trash pigs, garbage cunts, and swamp donkeys are also acceptable.

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I am not touching any girl to which these terms apply.

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Hahaha.

[housenuts]

good point. but sometimes when a dragon attacks you and you're too drunk to defend yourself you get "pwned" as they say

[RocketManJames]

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I thought they were called slumpbusters.

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Ya, me too.

-RMJ

[jstnrgrs]

You Suck!

[housenuts]

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You Suck!

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i see you made the same comment in this thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=1990569&amp;page=0&amp;view=colla psed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=14&amp;fpart=1#Post1992563

good point

[masse75]

It's much easier slaying dragons when you don your Cloak of Invisibility and use your 1d20 cube.

[lu_hawk]

this is a good question that calls for some serious reflection. my ratio is probably about 2:1 in favor of dragons but that might be selective memory and it could be worse. i would be surprised if many people had a ratio in favor of princesses. when you find a princess you tend to spend a lot of time with her and not other girls, but you can tear through a ton of dragons in no time.

[housenuts]

haha, good point. thank you for the first good reply to this post.

[GrekeHaus]

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Which one is she?

[STLantny]

people who slay dragons, or save princess dont get laid. so this is kind of an oxymoron?

[housenuts]

yes this whole post was meant to be an oxymoron. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[KidPokerX]

if you're at all confused as to why this thread has recieved such lame remarks go back to your first reply by istewart.

[PeeWeeH]

My D/P ratio is sadly nonexistent. Cannot divide by zero. Doh!

PeeWee

[citanul]

why the [censored] would [censored] some ugly [censored] slut get you any closer to her hot friend? what the [censored]. also, people you don't like should kick your [censored] ass if they hear you using these [censored] terms. they're [censored] weak. buy a vowel or something.

citanul

[Shajen]

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why the [censored] would [censored] some ugly [censored] slut get you any closer to her hot friend? what the [censored]. also, people you don't like should kick your [censored] ass if they hear you using these [censored] terms. they're [censored] weak. buy a vowel or something.

citanul

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Yeah, that [censored] [censored] is [censored] whacked dude. I mean, for [censored] sake.

Ok, enough with the [censored] stuff.

My ratio is 18-0. I don't sleep with ugly women.

[jason_t]

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if you're at all confused as to why this thread has recieved such lame remarks go back to your first reply by istewart.

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Shut up virgin.

[Freakin]

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She's kinda cute. I'm not really digging the lipstick. Is she supposed to be gay or something? Shouldn't you find a more butch picture?

Freakin

[Edge34]

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He's kinda cute. I'm not really digging the lipstick. Is he supposed to be gay or something? Shouldn't you find a more butch picture?

Freakin

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FYP. Get it now? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif