What's the gayest MP3 you have?

[BusterStacks]

Ok I'm sure many out there, like myself, have enormous mp3 collections. Now if this is you, you probably have a few songs that people would ask WTF if they saw them. Post the title of your gayest mp3, bonus points if you listen to it occasionally.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

some random 2live crew song. It blows ass.

[TheCleverOne]

I quess Alphaville - Forever young goes pretty high..

[Jurollo]

Let's Hear It For the Boys - Denise Williams
(It is from footloose I believe)
Close second, Celebrate - Kool & the Gang
(I listen to Celebrate fairly often just to laugh and the other when it comes on random)
~Justin

I win! Although they are only there from people downloading crap on my computer at parties. This thread has some serious potential for hilarity as well, nice work buster.

[PoBoy321]

It's a tossup.

Hillary Duff - Why Not

LFO - Summer Girls

Hanson - Mmmm Bop

And yes, I downloaded them myself.

EDIT: I forgot Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way

[DemonDeac]

bette midler-wind beneath my wings

i know, i know

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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bette midler-wind beneath my wings

i know, i know

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THATS THE CUT!!!!!!19

[Benal]

Some Celine Dion crap the wife downloaded.

[Edge34]

PoBoy,

No, its not a tossup. Mmmbop is probably the gayest song in the history of music. There aren't even any frigging lyrics to that song!!!

Mine, would probably have to go to "My Everything" by 98 Degrees. And yes, I listen to it. Good song and they've got talent, [censored] the "boy band" image. Plus, Nick Lachey IS banging Jessica Simpson...



btw: Summer Girls, is that that "I like girls who wear Abercrombie And Fitch" song?

[Soul Daddy]

Hanson - If Only
Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's
Billy Ocean - Suddenly

Sadly, I get the bonus points for all.

[BusterStacks]

My turn I guess. Some gayness:

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You

Michelle Branch - All You Wanted

Dido - White Flag

All downloaded by me. Bonus points on the Michelle song

[VayaConDios]

A recording of your dad moaning with pleasure as I lovingly but forcefully took his anal virginity.

[wayabvpar]

For a Friend- The Communards

Really a pretty song, but it is kinda gay as well /images/graemlins/grin.gif I am secure enough in my heterosexuality to listen to it and enjoy it.

2nd place (pedophilia bracket)-
Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson

One of the few Jacko songs I dig.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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Mazzy Star - Fade Into You


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this song is more awsome than you can imagine.

[threeonefour]

It's raining Men by the weather girls...

and its not even close.

(did you know that was written by paul schaffer? answers a lot of questions doesn't it?)

seriously though, its a legitimately good song, although I think it way "out-gays" the other songs posted here.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

double-tripple bonus points: i have 3 weather report albums, 2 of which i have duplicate copies.

[mmbt0ne]

I have both Hilary Duff cd's in full.

[meep_42]

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Mazzy Star - Fade Into You


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this song is more awsome than you can imagine.

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[PoBoy321]

Yeah, summergirls is the abercrombie and fitch song. It really doesn't have lyrics either. Try this gem on for size:

[ QUOTE ]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

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[Michael Davis]

I have a lot of songs by Dashboard Confessional even though I know I'm not supposed to. I like them, too. Sad.

-Michael

[Voltron87]

Madonna- Like a Prayer.

[Shilly]

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Madonna- Like a Prayer.

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This song rules, what are you talking about?

[Voltron87]

I agree it rules. That's why it's on my iPod.

[TStoneMBD]

i have pretty much every jewel song every created.

[Jurollo]

Who doesn't have MMmmbop? It is a great road trip song. Dashboard Confessional isn't gay, it is emo, and chicks love emo guys, so that isn't gay either, just ask John Mayer.
~Justin

[housenuts]

my friend just sent me this song called Ozone - Numa Numa, my god that song is not heterosexual.

others would include Untamed - You're Not Gonna Score
and
Sarina Paris - Look At Us Now

[Jurollo]

Housenuts did you ever answer who that was in your avatar? The masses need to know!
~Justin

[ethan]

Out of 225 GB: I dunno...Judas Priest - Grinder? Lots of talking about meat and mantraps. If I'm willing to count songs from the Worst Mixtape Ever (http://www.chunklet.com/issue_19_torture.cfm) then I guess I'd have to say the gayest song I have is the disco remix of Ethel merman's "There's No Business Like Show Business".

[mike l.]

i have a bunch of pet shop boys mp3s. theyre really terrific.

[PoBoy321]

I actually really liked the Numa Numa song the first time (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373) I heard it. Then I kinda liked it the second time I heard it. By the time these idiots in the room next to me were blasting it at 3 in the afternoon, I wanted to shoot myself just from thinking about it.

[Sponger15SB]

Bangles - Eternal Flame

my roomate also has this song on his computer so I get to listen to it for 2x the fun!

[Sponger15SB]

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bette midler-wind beneath my wings

i know, i know

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THATS THE CUT!!!!!!19

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pfft I've got that song and also "from a distance"

[beerbandit]

what the [censored] is the internet?

[Bulldog]

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I quess Alphaville - Forever young goes pretty high..

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I got some because I had this song on a CD in my car. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Dominic]

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Let's Hear It For the Boys - Denise Williams


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we have a winner

[mmbt0ne]

Ok, I just went through my list. Here's what I came up with

2 Hilary Duff cds
2 Dashboard Confessional cds
1 Yellowcard cd
Lisa Loeb - You Say
NSync ft. Nelly - Girlfriend (remix)

And the following from VH1's 100 greatest 1 hit wonders
1) Los Del Mar - Macarena
5) Toni Basil - Hey Mickey
6) Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out
11) Debby Boone - You Light Up My Life
14) Dee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
25) Kajagoogoo - Too Shy
55) Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
66) Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
88) Aqua - Barbie Girl

[Sponger15SB]

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Bangles - Eternal Flame

my roomate also has this song on his computer so I get to listen to it for 2x the fun!

[/ QUOTE ]

Ok I decided to look through all my songs instead of just think of the first one that came to mind...

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon
Looney Tunes - All I want for christmas is more more more (yea I am confused as to how I DLed this)
Meatloaf - Anything for love (but I won't do that)
Minnie Ripperton - Loving You is Easy

these songs rule but its a little odd that I have them....

Neil Diamond - America
Baywatch theme song


Also, for some reason I have 13 copies of Green Day's Boulevard of Broken dreams despite the fact that I hate that song.

[Sooga]

I think I have Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles somewhere in my mp3 folder.

[Sponger15SB]

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Lisa Loeb - You Say
1) Los Del Mar - Macarena

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Lisa Loeb - Stay
Los Del Rios - Macarena

[Edge34]

[ QUOTE ]
Ok, I just went through my list. Here's what I came up with

2 Hilary Duff cds
2 Dashboard Confessional cds
1 Yellowcard cd
Lisa Loeb - You Say
NSync ft. Nelly - Girlfriend (remix)

And the following from VH1's 100 greatest 1 hit wonders
1) Los Del Mar - Macarena
5) Toni Basil - Hey Mickey
6) Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out
11) Debby Boone - You Light Up My Life
14) Dee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
25) Kajagoogoo - Too Shy
55) Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
66) Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
88) Aqua - Barbie Girl

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NSYNC with Nelly is not gay. Good song.
Yellowcard is even farther from gay. I've got that one too.
No Hilary Duff songs, but I've got Hilary Duff pictures. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

A few of the songe you said might be gay (Macarena and Who Let The Dogs Out) just suck.

[mmbt0ne]

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I think I have Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles somewhere in my mp3 folder.

[/ QUOTE ]

I definitely have this song, but I don't think it's something to be ashamed of.

EDIT: Actually, just to gay myself a little further, I say Vanessa Carlton in concert with Third Eye Blind and Goo Goo Dolls.

[Soul Daddy]

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Bangles - Eternal Flame

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I sweat that song. Almost as good as Hazy Shade of Winter.

[Soul Daddy]

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Let's Hear It For the Boys - Denise Williams


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we have a winner

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Agreed. Anyone remember this video? I think it defines gay.

[SomethingClever]

Walkin on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves.

Oh, wait, that's not gay, that's freaking AWESOME.

[ScottyP431]

It seems allot of people are confusing bad music with gay music... off of my playlist "[censored] mix"
-starry eyed surprise
-rock me amadeus
-rock your body
-heat of the moment
-time after time


also, i dont think songs by hot girls can be gay, i.e. dido or say kylie minogue

[SomethingClever]

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I have both Hilary Duff cd's in full.

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I have the Lizzie McGuire movie on DVD.

Minus points because I didn't buy it... it was given to me.

I was also given The Princess Diaries and five or six Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen DVDs.

[turnipmonster]

why is dashboard confessional lumped in with "let's hear it for the boy"? is he really considered that cheesy?

[siccjay]

The gayest I can find on my comp is Mc_Hammer-Have_You_Seen_Her

I like some of the ballads that the Backstreet Boyz and N-Sync and them had but I don't have them downloaded. I think I had them on a CD-R somewhere but no idea where. That 98 degrees song someone mentioned is good.

[Mars357]

I have something like 75 Barry Manilow songs on my computer....

[mmbt0ne]

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I have both Hilary Duff cd's in full.

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I have the Lizzie McGuire movie on DVD.

Minus points because I didn't buy it... it was given to me.

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Serious minus points. By the way, you can make that movie infinitely funnier, by adding Sergei into every joke you make about one of the characters.

And did anyone think that Paolo was going to be an [censored]?! That was a major plot twist that I was not expecting.

[Uston]

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You

If this is the gayest song you have then you are MF'ing Charles Bronson.

[VBM]

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Mazzy Star - Fade Into You


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this song is more awsome than you can imagine.

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[wacki]

It's raining men by GERI HALLIWELL

[housenuts]

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Housenuts did you ever answer who that was in your avatar? The masses need to know!
~Justin

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ya it's a girl i procured on the internet. she sent me this full body shot. i don't think she knows i use it as an avatar

[bugstud]

Probably some Genesis or Phil Collins

[Sponger15SB]

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It's raining men by GERI HALLIWELL

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Dude get the weather girls version its so much better.

RuPaul is hot.

[thirddan]

i don't know that i have any albums/songs i would consider gay cuz i like them but i ahve stuff that seems out of place amosnt the rest of my collection...

i have about 500 metal/hardcore albums + alanis jagged little pill + billy joel greatest hits I and II + phantom of the opera soundtrack (threatre) + chicago soundtrack (movie) + nightmare before christmas soundtrack ...

[deacsoft]

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And the following from VH1's 100 greatest 1 hit wonders
1) Los Del Mar - Macarena
5) Toni Basil - Hey Mickey
6) Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out
11) Debby Boone - You Light Up My Life
14) Dee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
25) Kajagoogoo - Too Shy
55) Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
66) Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
88) Aqua - Barbie Girl

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[Soul Daddy]

After perusing my files, I should mention that I have two Air Supply songs. Titles are irrelevant.

[Reef]

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2nd place (pedophilia bracket)-
Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson

One of the few Jacko songs I dig.

[/ QUOTE ]
he may like to touch little boys, but his music is a-ok.

I don't see how MJ's music can ever be in the same category as Hanson

[Uglyowl]

Anyone have anything by Wham... huge bonus points if you dance like the video to it.

[nothumb]

The answer is clearly "The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs," a three-disc set.

Perhaps the gayest (and one of my favorites BTW) is "Papa Was a Rodeo."

NT

[Soul Daddy]

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Anyone have anything by Wham... huge bonus points if you dance like the video to it.

[/ QUOTE ]
Okay, add Careless Whisper to my ever growing gay song list.

[Jack of Arcades]

Hanson is very good pop music. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Jack of Arcades]

I want it that way kicks so much ass. Once again, nothing wrong with great pop.

[Soul Daddy]

[ QUOTE ]
I want it that way kicks so much ass. Once again, nothing wrong with great pop.

[/ QUOTE ]
Judging by what I thought I knew of your music taste, this qualifies as the most surprising response of the day.

[The Yugoslavian]

Wouldn't the correct answer here be YMCA and/or In the Navy?

Yugoslav
Although, I don't actually have that mp3...but still...it's gotta be the answer here.

[housenuts]

men without hats - safety dance is also quite gay.

[bugstud]

technically, the Queen and Judas Priest w/ Halford that I have ought to be on the list

[billyjex]

Destiny's Child - Lose your breath.

And I downloaded it. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[billyjex]

[ QUOTE ]
Who doesn't have MMmmbop? It is a great road trip song.

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I don't take road trips to the buttbang farm.

[Richard Tanner]

Belinda Carlisle-Heaven is a place on Earth. Okay that has to take it.
And "It's Raining Men". Does that make me gay?

Cody

[Michael Davis]

Oh I just remembered I have an MP3 of some jackoff singing "Dicks and Balls."

-Michael

[Jack of Arcades]

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I want it that way kicks so much ass. Once again, nothing wrong with great pop.

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Judging by what I thought I knew of your music taste, this qualifies as the most surprising response of the day.

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I like tons of great pop songs. Toxic (Spears), Pop (N*Sync), Rock Your Body (Timberlake), Dance with Women (JC Chasez), etc.

[nothumb]

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Once again, nothing wrong with great pop.

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I agree. What does that have to do with any of the songs you mentioned?

"Toxic" is a great pop song. I hate to say. As are several JT tracks. However most of the others you mentioned suck aayyyuuuss.

NT

[citanul]

nyet. this song is awesome.

citanul

[citanul]

also, v. carlton is good.

citanul

[PeeWeeH]

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gayest

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUUGH

You said the word of the day!

PeeWee

[Jurollo]

-Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham
-Celebrate - Kool/Gang
-Let's Hear It For The Boys - Denise Williams
-Wherever Whenever - Shakira
-MMmbop - Hanson
-Footloose - Kenny Loggins (Sophmore year my RA actually caught me cleaning my room to this song, talk about looking gay)
-Sarah Mclaughlin - Arms of the Angel


That is my list for the moment off the top of my head

[mmbt0ne]

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Let's Hear It For The Boys - Denise Williams

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You're the second person to do this, so I really feel the need to point out that this song is called "Let's Hear it for the Boy." Singular. There was only one Kevin Bacon.

[bugstud]

wait, I actually do have that wham song. crap.

[Jack of Arcades]

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[Jurollo]

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Let's Hear It For The Boys - Denise Williams

[/ QUOTE ] There was only one Kevin Bacon.

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And I think we can all thank heavens for this, one is more than enough!
~Justin

[Edge34]

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I want it that way kicks so much ass. Once again, nothing wrong with great pop.

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Judging by what I thought I knew of your music taste, this qualifies as the most surprising response of the day.

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I like tons of great pop songs. Toxic (Spears), Pop (N*Sync), Rock Your Body (Timberlake), Dance with Women (JC Chasez), etc.

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JT's stuff is money, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. However, something about his boy JC's stuff just doesn't work with me. Dance With Women seemed overproduced, and when it didn't take off based on his name alone, it seems like they pretty much abandoned his solo career.

Of course, now that Backstreet's Back (alright), maybe we'll soon have some more of the late-90s-early-2000s boy band "battles" again. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Jack of Arcades]

I prefer JC to JT.

[LethalRose]

abc-all_of_my_heart.mp3

[plaster8]

"Shake Your Love" by Debbie Gibson.

Her CD was the first one I ever bought. I was 12 and thought she was cute. (To be more accurate, it was the first CD I got out of the box from the Columbia House CD club, which I probably still owe money to.)

[i wanna be me]

[ QUOTE ]
88) Aqua - Barbie Girl

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And it's not even close.....

[asofel]

i'm currently rockin out to Heart - Magic Man

[Freakin]

Aqua - Barbie Girl

It's been the first mp3 I download whenever I lose my mp3 collection (or go to someone else's house).... man that song sucks.

Freakin

[Roy Stalin]

Sacred Emotion - Donny Osmond

[Freakin]

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88) Aqua - Barbie Girl

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And it's not even close.....

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Holy [censored], I'm not the only one!

Freakin

[iMsoLucky0]

Lisa Loeb - Stay. And yes, I listen to it. Has a special meaning to me /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Freakin]

[ QUOTE ]
Lisa Loeb - Stay. And yes, I listen to it. Has a special meaning to me /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Yeah, i totally listen to that song too /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Jack of Arcades]

This is another awesome song.

[jamsuet]

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau

The various live videos of this makes it all worthwhile.