Best Strip Club Songs

[mmbt0ne]

I was inspired by a friend's away message, which read as follows:

top 3 strip club songs:
1. the cult - fire woman
2. motley crue - girls, girls, girls
3. guns 'n' roses - sweet child o' mine

I think 3 songs is way too few. What else are you putting on the list?

[bugstud]

last 2 are just not good strip club songs. 2 is too cliched, 3 is too...I dunno, ballad-y.

Not sure what I put on instead, though. This will require some thought.

[SinCityGuy]

Any song that lasts longer than 3 minutes.

[BOTW]

the song that was your most recent ex's favorite to [censored] to.

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I am partial to this one (NSF)

http://www.pokerandpussy.net/TheStripClub.html

[PokerGoblin]

I like Type o Negative's 'I love you to death' and 'My Girlfriend's Girlfriend'. Songs with kinda hypnotic intros work best.

PG

[WC64]

Goodies by Ciara

[Lazymeatball]

Can a N**ga get a table dance?

[bosoxfan]

Pussy - lords of acid

[NutCrackerr]

Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Pussy Control - Prince

[The Bear]

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Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Pussy Control - Prince

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Yeah, these are numbers one and two, with no close competitors.

[beerbandit]

cadillac pussy - kid rock
pussy control - prince


cheers

[asofel]

Classic: Vanity 6 - Nasty girl.

Think of Beverly Hills Cop.

[Overdrive]

I always thought "Take It Off" by Kiss would be a good strip song:

Well my mind is getting dirty yeah
Around eleven thirty uh-huh
I wanna watch some asses shaking
To the noise the boys are making uh-huh
So I hop into my car
Hit the local titty bar uh-huh
Cause thats my kind of situation
When I need some inspiration uh-huh
I do my one stop shopping
For the girl of my dreams
Cause I can always be sure
That she's as good as she seems
Take it off
Give it to me
Take it off
Like you'd do me
Cause I got nothing to lose
But my money and my mind
Take it off!

[chaas4747]

Superman by Eminem.

[radek2166]

Thunderstruck-acdc
Killing in the name of-RATM

[Edge34]

2 Live Crew - We Want Some Pussy

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[astroglide]

i think prince rules the roost here. pussy control, darling nikki, sexy motherfucker, get off, etc.

[jakethebake]

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i think prince rules the roost here. pussy control, darling nikki, sexy motherfucker, get off, etc.

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only at gay strip clubs.

[PhatTBoll]

Pour Some Sugar on Me is the clear answer.

[jakethebake]

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Pour Some Sugar on Me is the clear answer.

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Possibly. Especially the extended mix version.

[M2d]

full length inna gadda da vida

[NJchick]

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i think prince rules the roost here. pussy control, darling nikki, sexy motherfucker, get off, etc.

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You forgot Prince's 319. The hottest song to strip to.

Other than Prince..LL Cool J's Doing It is pretty hot too.

[Boris]

I dunno about that. I can't imagine any of the song's from Neil Young's Harvest Moon CD being good in a strip club.

[Boris]

I thought that AC/DC song about how she shook me all night long was the ultimate strip club song.

[morgan180]

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Any song that lasts longer than 3 minutes.

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[Jeff W]

F[/b]uck the pain away by Peaches.

[Crveballin]

D-Devil - 6th Gate (Dance with the Devil)

[Bigdaddydvo]

I Got You Babe by Sonny and Cher

[woodguy]

What, no votes for the classic "Leave your hat on" by Joe Cocker?

For shame.

When danced to properly, nothing is close.

Regards,
Woodguy

[KJS]

I have a friend who once went to a strip club in LA and saw Lemmy get a lap dance to "Ace of Spades". How cool is that?!

You can put that song on your list.

KJS

[Jim Kuhn]

I like two songs from Tone Loc. Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina.

[IggyWH]

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I am partial to this one (NSF)

http://www.pokerandpussy.net/TheStripClub.html

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The video to this song is pretty crazy.

[The Yugoslavian]

That Wyclef joint.

Yugoslav
Ok, ok, but I like that song....

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i think prince rules the roost here. pussy control, darling nikki, sexy motherfucker, get off, etc.

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Smart man.

Also:

AC/DC : Money Talks
2 Live Crew : Be My Private Dancer (duh, guys)
Notorious BIG : Big Poppa

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[mmbt0ne]

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That Wyclef joint.

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Perfect Gentleman.

That was one that I thought of too.

[IggyWH]

Montell Jordan - Let's Ride
112 - Anywhere
504 Boys - I Can Tell
Ginuwine - Pony
Juvenile - Slow Motion
LL Cool J - Doin' It

[mmbt0ne]

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112 - Anywhere

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Way too slow. You bang to that song, not watch some chick fondle her fake boobs.

[IggyWH]

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112 - Anywhere

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Way too slow. You bang to that song, not watch some chick fondle her fake boobs.

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I'm going with the premise that the song playing is the song you're getting a lap dance to. You want a slow freak jam for that.

I actually heard Pink Floyd - Money once in a titty bar... the FULL version. I didn't know it was possible to have a bad time at a strip club untill then.

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I actually heard Pink Floyd - Money once in a titty bar... the FULL version. I didn't know it was possible to have a bad time at a strip club untill then.

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Give 'em a break, I bet you can't dance in 7/4 time either.

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[IggyWH]

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I actually heard Pink Floyd - Money once in a titty bar... the FULL version. I didn't know it was possible to have a bad time at a strip club untill then.

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Give 'em a break, I bet you can't dance in 7/4 time either.

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This titty bar was such a hole in the wall, you had to give the stripper $1 so she could play 2 songs in the jukebox to dance to. This was one of the songs she selected... damn whores.

[Q8offsuit]

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I actually heard Pink Floyd - Money once in a titty bar... the FULL version. I didn't know it was possible to have a bad time at a strip club untill then.

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Give 'em a break, I bet you can't dance in 7/4 time either.

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This titty bar was such a hole in the wall, you had to give the stripper $1 so she could play 2 songs in the jukebox to dance to. This was one of the songs she selected... damn whores.

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Are you kidding? That song is like 7-8 minutes long. I'd say you got your money's worth!

[IggyWH]

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I actually heard Pink Floyd - Money once in a titty bar... the FULL version. I didn't know it was possible to have a bad time at a strip club untill then.

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Give 'em a break, I bet you can't dance in 7/4 time either.

NT

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This titty bar was such a hole in the wall, you had to give the stripper $1 so she could play 2 songs in the jukebox to dance to. This was one of the songs she selected... damn whores.

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Are you kidding? That song is like 7-8 minutes long. I'd say you got your money's worth!

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Not when there's a total of 3 guys in this titty bar and the girl was ugly as hell. I had to tip her $1, 5 times during that hell.

[mmbt0ne]

He now has a full cd planned:

1. The Cult - "Fire Woman"
2. GNR - "Sweet Child O' Mine"
3. Motley Crue - "Girls, Girls, Girls"
4. Warrant - "Cherry Pie"
5. Bob Seger - "Her Strut"
6. AC/DC - "You Shook Me All Night Long"
7. ZZ Top - "Tush"
8. Van Halen - "Drop Dead Legs"
9. Black Crowes - "Hard to Handle"
10. Def Leppard - "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
11. Hal and Oates - "Man Eater"

Some of these are definitely too cliche, but I really like a couple.

[astroglide]

pretty lame i think. 10/11 are straight rock songs. something like sisqo's thong song for instance would be a great opener pre-strip. prince missing is blasphemous. it has to be mixed up.

[LethalRose]

DF Dub - Country Girl

just something about it..

[jimymat]

guns n roses knockin on heavens door

[DiamondDave]

Those of you who don't know who Ali G is would probably enjoy "Pony" by Ginuwine. If that one is already ruined for you, maybe "Gett Off" by Prince.

[bernie]

The Lords rock! Plain and simple. Great grooves, nasty lyrics.

Others?

Erotic City by Prince
Soulstripper by AC/DC

Anything sexual lyric-wise is good.

Nice to see someone mention 'take it off' by Kiss. 'She' would be kinda cool.

I used to know some strip club DJs. When I would walk in in my rocked out clothes after rehearsing, they'd see me and the next song would be a Van Halen tune regardless of what was s'posed to be next. That was kind of cool.

But really, most of the gals can't dance in time anyways. I used to give alot of them crap about that. Asking them, really, just how hard is it to even come close to being in time. Where's your pride in your craft, ya slutty whore?

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[Bill Murphy]

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Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Pussy Control - Prince


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Yeah, these are numbers one and two, with no close competitors.

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[IndieMatty]

Kelly Clarkson new one, Since You've Been Gone

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I actually heard Pink Floyd - Money once in a titty bar... the FULL version. I didn't know it was possible to have a bad time at a strip club untill then.

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Give 'em a break, I bet you can't dance in 7/4 time either.

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This titty bar was such a hole in the wall, you had to give the stripper $1 so she could play 2 songs in the jukebox to dance to. This was one of the songs she selected... damn whores.

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Are you kidding? That song is like 7-8 minutes long. I'd say you got your money's worth!

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If money's worth is all that matters it would have to be Garden of Eden - 17 mins long.

[chaas4747]

Funny [censored]!

[captZEEbo1]

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F[/b]uck the pain away by Peaches.

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[LethalRose]

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Kelly Clarkson new one, Since You've Been Gone

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only if kelly clarkson was the stripper.

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