This is miserable, how could someone do this to themselves!!

[jack spade23]

i recieved a big scratch/cut on my chest and in order to apply a band aid properly i shaved it. And in true Jerry Seinfeld fashion i was trying to even it out and eventually shaved it all off. Ive got razor burn up the ass and i itch. Why would anyone do this? Is there something else im supposed to do?

[riffraff]

pour a little lemon juice on it.

[spamuell]

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pour a little lemon juice on it.

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This should only be applied after sterilisation with salt water at 90 degrees (F).

[Jack of Arcades]

not everyone sucks as much as you do at shaving

[Matty]

Your skin gets used to it.

Or so I'm told ..

[Richie Rich]

Come out of the closet, at last. Fruit loop.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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... And in true Jerry Seinfeld fashion i was trying to even it out and eventually shaved it all off. ...... Is there something else im supposed to do?

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You forgot to wear a puffy shirt, and make friends with an annoying little bald guy who steals the show.

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[ethan]

If you're attempting to shave your chest and end with razor burn "up the ass" you're not very good at it.