bored?....why not try to destroy the planet?

[whiskeytown]

all the scientific info you need is right here....

great site -

but it's scientific, so it debunks the idea of a Uranium 238 space modulator - and much to the chargin of the psych board, does account that God could destroy the planet...but the problem is of course, convincing him.

http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html

RB

[jakethebake]

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God could destroy the planet...but the problem is of course, convincing him.

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Maybe if we bought him enough beers one night...

[pokerjo22]

On a related note:

How to build an atomic bomb (http://home.earthlink.net/~enigmaep/annihilation/buildabomb.html)

[whiskeytown]

that will not destroy the earth, neither will our entire nuclear arsenal -

it will radiate the earth pretty well, and kill lots of folks, but it will not destroy the earth.

big difference.

RB

[jakethebake]

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that will not destroy the earth, neither will our entire nuclear arsenal -

it will radiate the earth pretty well, and kill lots of folks, but it will not destroy the earth.

big difference.

RB

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not to the lots of folks that are dead. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[whiskeytown]

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

my favorite is

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

and of course...

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

[ilya]

heh, a friend of mine just sent me the link today. where did you find it?

[Reef]

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Creating a microscopic black hole is tricky, since one needs a reasonable amount of neutronium, but may possibly be achievable by jamming large numbers of atomic nuclei together until they stick. This is left as an exercise to the reader.

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I think I'm gonna try this

[jakethebake]

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Creating a microscopic black hole is tricky, since one needs a reasonable amount of neutronium, but may possibly be achievable by jamming large numbers of atomic nuclei together until they stick. This is left as an exercise to the reader.

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I think I'm gonna try this

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Let us know first so we can all put on out aluminum foil hats.

[whiskeytown]

reminds me of that line from Playing God

Eugene: You gonna hurt me?
Raymond: You asking because you're afraid or because you want me to?
Eugene: Just trying to plan my day.

[cnfuzzd]

dear lord.

nice avatar.

peace

john nickle

[wacki]

[ QUOTE ]
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Creating a microscopic black hole is tricky, since one needs a reasonable amount of neutronium, but may possibly be achievable by jamming large numbers of atomic nuclei together until they stick. This is left as an exercise to the reader.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think I'm gonna try this

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Let us know first so we can all put on out aluminum foil hats.

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About a week ago.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4357613.stm