Worst Movie Ever

[theBruiser500]

Kienu Reeves and a bus full of passengers on a bus that can't go below 50 MPH or it will explode. Also, there is a gap in the highway that the bus has to jump. Also there is a gap in the track to the subway they are riding, the breaks broke.

[deacsoft]

You just found this out now?

[slickpoppa]

Obviously you have never seen Jaws IV

[wacki]

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/pumpkin.jpg

[IggyWH]

Any of the Tremors series. Why there was even a series we'll never know...

[A_C_Slater]

Last Action Hero.

[Ianco15]

I don't know about worst movie EVER. I think "Son of the Mask" was worse.

[shadow29]

The one with the coke bottle falling from the sky.

[theBruiser500]

Have you guys seen this movie I'm talking about, what's it's title? Kienu Reeves makes me want to barph. Really I'm embrassed I watched it, it was on an airplane and for some reason I just couldn't bring myself to to change the channel, this retarded movie gave me a headache.

[Ianco15]

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Obviously you have never seen Jaws IV

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"Jaws: The Revenge" was even worse.

[Ianco15]

I think it was called "The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down."
Or maybe it was "Speed." I don't really remember /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Jon34]

Out Cold.

[theBruiser500]

Guys please stop listing titles of movies you hate, I don't care.

[Ray Zee]

how do you know all that. you went that far into it. get a life. watch the rabbit proof fence.

[wacki]

http://www.moviequotequiz.com/reviews/SpeedBig.gif

[Ianco15]

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Guys please stop listing titles of movies you hate, I don't care.

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Don't make a post entitled "Worst Movie Ever" and not expect to get a list of bad movies for responses.

[morgan180]

Like anyone can even know that.

[jesusarenque]

The Cable Guy is much worse.

[mason55]

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The one with the coke bottle falling from the sky.

[/ QUOTE ]

eat a dick, that is a cinematic masterpiece.

edit: ok that was harsh... but it's not THAT bad. called The Gods Must Be Crazy.

[MarkL444]

anger management

[Jurollo]

Van Helsing is the worst and it isn't even close. P.S. How could you have never heard of 'Speed'? Don't get out much?
~Justin

[deacsoft]

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Have you guys seen this movie I'm talking about,... ?.

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Like 12 years ago.

[Ray Zee]

gmbc is one of the best cult movies of all time. i cant believe anyone cannot see it as great.

[wacki]

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gmbc is one of the best cult movies of all time. i cant believe anyone cannot see it as great.

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http://www.imdb.com/find?q=gmbc%20;tt=on;nm=on;mx=20

No results for gmbc.

[jesusarenque]

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gmbc is one of the best cult movies of all time. i cant believe anyone cannot see it as great.

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http://www.imdb.com/find?q=gmbc%20;tt=on;nm=on;mx=20

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080801/

No results for gmbc.

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[kyro]

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Guys please stop listing titles of movies you hate, I don't care.

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phew i didn't list a movie. the thought of bruiser not caring what i think frightens me.

rollerball. the new one.

[Reef]

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Last Action Hero.

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this is definetaly not the worst movie ever.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

Plan 9 From Outer Space? I know it's a cult film, but honestly, have you seen it? It's fscking awful.

[Ianco15]

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Guys please stop listing titles of movies you hate, I don't care.

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phew i didn't list a movie. the thought of bruiser not caring what i think frightens me.

rollerball. the new one.

[/ QUOTE ]

pwn3d.

[Ianco15]

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Last Action Hero.

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this is definetaly not the worst movie ever.

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Agreed. It was actually marginally watchable (provided you didn't pay anything to see it) if you are an Arnie fan.

[Reef]

From Justin to Kelly
Mortal Combat
Police Academy series
It's Pat
Gigli
Catwoman
Blair Witch Project

[A_C_Slater]

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Last Action Hero.

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this is definetaly not the worst movie ever.

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Agreed. It was actually marginally watchable (provided you didn't pay anything to see it) if you are an Arnie fan.

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Ok you guy's are right, but it may be the worst premise for a movie ever. Will you concede me that?

[DemonDeac]

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Kienu Reeves and a bus full of passengers on a bus that can't go below 50 MPH or it will explode. Also, there is a gap in the highway that the bus has to jump. Also there is a gap in the track to the subway they are riding, the breaks broke.

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obviously uve never seen the sequel to that shitshow of a movie

[Ulysses]

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gmbc is one of the best cult movies of all time. i cant believe anyone cannot see it as great.

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http://www.imdb.com/find?q=gmbc%20;tt=on;nm=on;mx=20

No results for gmbc.

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the gods
must be
crazy

[Sponger15SB]

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Ok you guy's are right, but it may be the worst premise for a movie ever. Will you concede me that?

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Clearly you have never seen this movie. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=1970895&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

[Leo99]

I saw that in elementary school and I still remember parts of it. I just saw Are We There Yet with Ice Cube. BAAAAD.

[LethalRose]

Glitter

[Ianco15]

yes.

edit: to AC Slater.

[Victor]

the movie where tim the toolman is a hitman

[stanky]

On a flight out to Vegas on United I think they showed I Dream of Africa starring Kim Basigner. Thats the worst I've ever watched.

-Pete

[Vince Young]

Napoleon Dynamite.

[BreakEvenPlayer]

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From Justin to Kelly

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the best comedy I have seen in the 2000's.

[Sponger15SB]

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From Justin to Kelly

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This is the best comedy I have seen in the 2000's.

[/ QUOTE ]

You should rent Eurotrip.

[1800GAMBLER]

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I don't know about worst movie EVER. I think "Son of the Mask" was worse.

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No way. The dog in that makes it impossible for it to be worst movie ever.

And any movie with Sandra Bullock in can't be the worst movie ever.

[stanky]

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You should rent Eurotrip.

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It's on HBO right now.

-Pete

[edtost]

the dream team.

[heavybody]

"Chilly Dogs" starring Skeet Urich was pretty shitty.

[astroglide]

i rented eurotrip last night. i found it mostly bad, but not embarassingly bad outside of the robot joke. also didn't find it hilarious, so i don't see how it's funny in terms of horrible or actually funny.

[wacki]

I wonder if you have to spend extensive time over in Europe to enjoy eurotrip. Just last night my brother was talking about the movie and how true a lot of the stereotypes projected in the movie were. He seemed to enjoy that aspect of the movie a lot.

[Sponger15SB]

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You should rent Eurotrip.

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It's on HBO right now.

-Pete

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Yeah, I know.

Well, for us west coasters its on HBO East. So watch it again at 11 if you have missed the beginnning.

[Asufiji2004]

Anyone seen In the Cut? Meg Ryan and some other joke of a cast. Worst movie I've ever seen.

[Matt Flynn]

Cool World. And it's not even close. And it's not just a use of that expression for emphasis. It really, truly IS not even close.

[Matt Flynn]

i loved that movie.

[Jurollo]

Sudden Death with Van Dam. The unintentional humor in that thing is off the charts!
~Justin

[felson]

Metro, a cop movie. It starred Eddie Murphy but sucked anyway.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Psh, like anyone could even know that...

[[censored]]

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http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/pumpkin.jpg

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Does she get naked?

[gamblore99]

honey

[bernie]

I'm still pissed when I think of the hour and 1/2 I wasted watching this.

b

[Edge34]

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I'm still pissed when I think of the hour and 1/2 I wasted watching this.

b

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[nothumb]

I'll take 'Gigli' for $1000, Alex.

NT

[theBruiser500]

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The Cable Guy is much worse.

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Cable Guy is a good movie and if you don't think so there is something wrong with you.

[partygirluk]

I enjoyed it when I was 12.

[theBruiser500]

And I enjoyed it when I was 18 and I would still enjoy if I watched it today at 19, what is your point?

Edit to add: maybe you're point is that you're stupid?

[jesusarenque]

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The Cable Guy is much worse.

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Cable Guy is a good movie and if you don't think so there is something wrong with you.

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Cable Guy is aweful. Homer Simpson agrees with me.

[partygirluk]

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And I enjoyed it when I was 18 and I would still enjoy if I watched it today at 19, what is your point?


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My point was that when I was 12 I enjoyed it.

[theBruiser500]

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And I enjoyed it when I was 18 and I would still enjoy if I watched it today at 19, what is your point?


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My point was that when I was 12 I enjoyed it.

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Good for you, no one cares.

[mostsmooth]

[ QUOTE ]
Sudden Death with Van Dam. The unintentional humor in that thing is off the charts!
~Justin

[/ QUOTE ]
i was almost in that movie (as part of the crowd in the igloo). we were in the stands waiting for them to shoot, but it was taking too long so we split.

[chaas4747]

If any of you watched "Spring Break Shark Attack" last night you would know that there is no other correct response.

[radek2166]

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Last Action Hero.

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this is definetaly not the worst movie ever.

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[kemystery]

the jerky boys

[riffraff]

Howard the Duck
Ballistix (the one with Lucy Lu)

[NoTalent]

prayer of the rollerboys

[PhatTBoll]

[ QUOTE ]
If any of you watched "Spring Break Shark Attack" last night you would know that there is no other correct response.

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If we are including made for TV movies then Futuresport starring Wesley Snipes and Dean Cain has got to receive serious consideration.

[sfer]

I haven't seen it but I'm nonetheless confident that the right answer is "Problem Child."

[Jurollo]

Bruiser for some reason I gave you respect before ever really reading your posts, mainly because I thought you were a good poker player. But god are you childish and almost mind numbing to read, between that and the apparent hygene problems described by daryn you have slipped to 'lethalrose from the other night' status in my book, and that isn't a good thing, lethalrose isn't even there anymore! I'll save you the time of your response and type it myself now... "Dude who cares?!? You are an stupid idiot!" Check mate!
~Justin

[jakethebake]

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Last Action Hero.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is correct...unless you count sidekicks.

[theBruiser500]

[ QUOTE ]
Bruiser for some reason I gave you respect before ever really reading your posts, mainly because I thought you were a good poker player. But god are you childish and almost mind numbing to read, between that and the apparent hygene problems described by daryn you have slipped to 'lethalrose from the other night' status in my book, and that isn't a good thing, lethalrose isn't even there anymore! I'll save you the time of your response and type it myself now... "Dude who cares?!? You are an stupid idiot!" Check mate!
~Justin

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know what you're talking about with that whole "letahlrose" thing but shut up and please don't post in my threads again.

[wayabvpar]

Manos: The Hands of Fate (http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom)

So bad that half the cast killed themselves within a year of release. So bad that even Joel and the bots could make it worthwhile. So bad that no one on the cast was paid (the little girl got a new bike and the dog got a bag of dog food). So bad you will not believe it until you see it.

[Reef]

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Last Action Hero.

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this is correct...unless you count sidekicks.

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is that the chuck norris one? no way could it be the worst.. the unintentional comedy was incredible. The martial arts demos were pretty amazing.

[xadrez]

The Guy Ritchie movie starring Madonna marooned on the tropical island with some misogynistic italian dude is probably the worst thing Ive ever witnessed.

Seriously, it blew every other bad film right out of the water.

Everyone involved in that film from script writer to pre-production to filming should be publically ridiculed.

[Wes ManTooth]

[ QUOTE ]
Sudden Death with Van Dam. The unintentional humor in that thing is off the charts!
~Justin

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hahaha, so true, so true

[jakethebake]

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the unintentional comedy was incredible.

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But this could be said about any really bad movie. The unintentional humor is because it's sooo bad. I don't think this disqualifies a movie from this list at all.

[Jurollo]

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Bruiser for some reason I gave you respect before ever really reading your posts, mainly because I thought you were a good poker player. But god are you childish and almost mind numbing to read, between that and the apparent hygene problems described by daryn you have slipped to 'lethalrose from the other night' status in my book, and that isn't a good thing, lethalrose isn't even there anymore! I'll save you the time of your response and type it myself now... "Dude who cares?!? You are an stupid idiot!" Check mate!
~Justin

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know what you're talking about with that whole "letahlrose" thing but shut up and please don't post in my threads again.

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you hold jurisdiction over them? I don't think sooooooooo....
~Justin

[theBruiser500]

Yeah actually I do, I am friends with Mat Slansky and if you don't shut the hell up I will have him ban you.

[Jurollo]

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah actually I do, I am friends with Mat Slansky and if you don't shut the hell up I will have him ban you.

[/ QUOTE ]
You make me laugh. Grow up.
~Justin

[theBruiser500]

Okay contacting him now, you are banned, see you later loser.

[kyro]

I can't tell if you're one of the unfunny people daryn posted about a couple months ago or just delusional. enlighten me.

[B Dids]

The best part about Eurotrip is the song in the beginning. The visuals during said song don't hurt either.

Also, the guy shitting on Gods Must Be Crazy is obviously drunk.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Guys please stop listing titles of movies you hate, I don't care.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why are you so hostile? Why do you always do this? I can't tell if you're drunk or what. You start a topic, but it seems as if you don't want anyone to discuss it. Or you expect everyone to agree with you. Then you get beligerent and start telling people to "never post in my threads again". There's someone you should talk to. I think he can help you... (oh. I agree with your about Speed though).

http://www.riverblue.com/hughes/ferrisshades.jpg

[Reef]

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Yeah actually I do, I am friends with Mat Slansky and if you don't shut the hell up I will have him ban you.

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You make me laugh. Grow up.


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[Jurollo]

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/1945/zing4mc.jpg

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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http://img170.exs.cx/img170/1945/zing4mc.jpg

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HHAHAHAHAHAH

[ethan]

[ QUOTE ]
Manos: The Hands of Fate (http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom)

So bad that half the cast killed themselves within a year of release. So bad that even Joel and the bots could make it worthwhile. So bad that no one on the cast was paid (the little girl got a new bike and the dog got a bag of dog food). So bad you will not believe it until you see it.

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I've only seen this in its MST3K incarnation. It's _awful_. I'm hard-pressed to think of anything worse, and Speed certainly doesn't qualify.

[sublime]

its not even close to the worst movie i have seen this year. you need to see more movies,.

[stinkypete]

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Like anyone can even know that.

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this is the correct answer.

[Reef]

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HHAHAHAHAHAH

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[theBruiser500]

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its not even close to the worst movie i have seen this year. you need to see more movies,.

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Heh... I will just say that I watch a lot of movies, and Speed is the worst movie I've seen in a few years by far. I guess that is a pretty good commentary on our tastes in movies huh?

[sublime]

Heh... I will just say that I watch a lot of movies, and Speed is the worst movie I've seen in a few years by far. I guess that is a pretty good commentary on our tastes in movies huh?

not at all, i agree that the movie was awful. however, when i thiknk of the worst movies i have ever seen speed doesnt come to mind. to be honest i probably dont even remember the names of some of the worst movies i have ever seen. off the top of my head, SHADE was worse than speed.

[Jurollo]

What about Speed 2? Clearly worse than the original.
~Justin

[WEASEL45]

http://hem.passagen.se/dig_fanzine/dig5/surfnazis.jpg
by far the worst movie ever

[Shoe]

The English Patient was the worst movie I have ever seen. I only saw it because it won best picture. To date, it is the only movie that I have fallen asleep at in the theatre while watching.

[Jurollo]

Speaking of award winners, the Aviator was painful to sit through.
~Justin

[Gallopin Gael]

Glad that I'm not the only one who wants that hour and a half of my life back.....

[Gallopin Gael]

But it did have some of the best unintentionally funny dialogue ever.

The whole Pop Quiz has been a running joke with my friends for years.

[TJSWAN]

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If any of you watched "Spring Break Shark Attack" last night you would know that there is no other correct response.

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Ding Ding Ding!!!!!

Just the promos for that movie were soooo bad my wife refused to watch it even for laughs.

That's okay I laughed enough at the promos.


Tim

[hunterking]

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gmbc is one of the best cult movies of all time. i cant believe anyone cannot see it as great.

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agreed

[hunterking]

"Hands of Steel" is pretty bad...but i guess it's so bad it's a little funny, so maybe not the worst ever...

http://www.insane.nu/kult/hos.htm

[Yeti]

[ QUOTE ]
Heh... I will just say that I watch a lot of movies, and Speed is the worst movie I've seen in a few years by far. I guess that is a pretty good commentary on our tastes in movies huh?

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Heh. First things first, Speed isn't the worst movie of all time (obviously?).

Secondly, you claim to 'watch a lot of films' yet you're 19 and have seemingly never heard of or watched Speed before? I can't really tell if you're drunk/joking, so please enlighten us as this is by far the most interesting thing in the thread.

[FrankLu99]

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OMLOL

[youtalkfunny]

Life is too short to watch bad movies. If it stinks, I throw in the towel about 15-20 minutes in.

There are three exceptions, however:

A friend of mine who lives in Stoneham, MA got cast in three different movies that were shot in Boston. I sat through all three of these films, looking for him. He was an extra in "Second Sight", and was onscreen for less than a second. He had speaking roles in "Mrs Winterborn" and "Celtic Pride", and appeared in the films' credits--but I missed him. Either he got cut out, or I was catatonic.

And there was no way I was going to sit through any of those films again. Each was worse than the one before. I dare any of you to sit through a romance that stars Ricky Lake and Brendon Frasier.

[Il_Mostro]

Tears for the sun
It's horrible on so many levels it's close to unfathomable.

and at a distant second-worst The Recruit.

[tinga81]

movies that I have sat through, and later regretted...

Battlefield Earth ... anyone actually enjoy this?
Mission Impossible ... 2 hours of my life I would like back.
Monkeybone ... what was Brenden Frasier thinking.

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
Tears for the sun
It's horrible on so many levels it's close to unfathomable.

and at a distant second-worst The Recruit.

[/ QUOTE ]

you've gotta be kidding me. Go here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=1971253&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

[Il_Mostro]

I've only seen a few of those, but none of the ones I've seen has had the racist white-mans-burden kinda bullshit that's in Tears. None of them has had the amazingly bad taste of turning war into stylized balet. Perhaps the acting is better in Tears, though. But that makes it even more tasteless in my book.

[Bigdaddydvo]

By Decade:

60's: Manos the Hands of Fate (of MST3K fame)
70's: Mitchell starring Joe Don Baker (again of MST3K fame...Joel and the Bots do a brilliant hatchet job on this one. Rumor has it JDB still holds a grudge for being portrayed as a fat, lazy, alcoholic slob detective)
80's: Howard the Duck
90's: Striptease (aside from the nice shots Demi Moore this was the most atrocious concoction of the decade
00's: Kate and Leopold starring Meg Ryan (It's so hard to find love when your a successful mid-30's career woman. I think I'll travel back in time!)

[Jurollo]

The Recruit was not bad, at all. We are talking WORST movies here folks, a lot of these are decent films that you personally didn't like, Van Dam has to be tied to any of the movies seriously listed here, haha.
~Justin

[tolbiny]

lol-

Keanu revee's exgirlfriend goea on a cruise with some guy (another cop) the boat is hijacked by a computer nerd, who steals diamonds, and programs the ships computer to crash into an oil tanker to cover the evidence. Going at a grand total of 18 knots this adventure is billed as "speed 2" (cruise control).

After narrowly missing the oil tanker thanks to some extremely impossible stunts by keanu jr, the boat is now headed toward a local and very crowde dock. they splinter many boats along the way (but no innocents are hurt) and the boat crashes into the dock. The guy with abad fake australian accent counts down their speed, and shakes back and forth as if he really is slamming into the dock on the boat. A small dog is narrowly saved when the boat stops just in time.

Hero cop goes after girlfriend who was taken by the evil villan. Evil villan ends up on a small plane which crfashes into said oil tanker in delicious poetic justice. Also a bit part is played by the guy hwos care was requesitioned by keanu in the first.

2nd worst movie ever.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
What about Speed 2? Clearly worse than the original.
~Justin

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Excellent point!

[Gallopin Gael]

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70's: Mitchell starring Joe Don Baker (again of MST3K fame...Joel and the Bots do a brilliant hatchet job on this one. Rumor has it JDB still holds a grudge for being portrayed as a fat, lazy, alcoholic slob detective)


[/ QUOTE ]

MITCHELL!

Everyone should see the MST3K version after having a six-pack of their favorite adult beverage.

[Oski]

SICK: Serial Insane Clown Killer

[Accident]

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The one with the coke bottle falling from the sky.

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"The Gods Must Be Crazy" . I laughed once or twice, but it was bad.
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[LoaferGee12]

Shark Attack 3: Megalladon.
Worst/funniest movie I've ever seen.

[plaster8]

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Obviously you have never seen Jaws IV

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"Jaws: The Revenge" was even worse.

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As Roger Ebert wrote, "What shark wouldn't want revenge against the survivors of the men who killed it?"

(BTW, I think Jaws IV and Jaws the Revenge are the same movie)