This video taught me everything I know about poker.

[MastiffPaul]

This guy's pretty great. I think you should check out his free sample chapter.

http://www.billfillmaff.com/

[lighterjobs]

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If you don't wear sunglasses while playing poker, you might as well give your money to jerry's kids.. because you're an idiot.

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haha.. this movie is hilarious.

[MercTec]

I personally like...
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I'll value call my nuts

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[MercTec]

LMAO...i just watched this again. I think you should post this to some of the other forums cuz we need more comments.
What was that about blowing himself and his gutshot ass with a lemonade stand??

[Luv2DriveTT]

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This guy's pretty great. I think you should check out his free sample chapter.

http://www.billfillmaff.com/

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memorable lines....

I'm First to Act

Well lets see a flop then

You have no idea how powerful I am

I Value Call My Nutz

<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> value call: To Call a Bet with +7-1 Implied Pot Odds Before Pushing All-In Next Round for Value </pre><hr />


oh man.... this one is classic!

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[MastiffPaul]

In which of the other forums would it be appropriate?

I'm glad you're enjoying it. The video's by Fragmaster of Something Awful, if you're familiar with the website.

[Mike Gallo]

Is this an early April Fools joke?

[MastiffPaul]

Uh, it's a joke, yes.

[nothumb]

I like how he's holding JKo.

NT

[ttleistdci]

clearly the best poker video money can buy.

Hopefully in chapter 2 he'll discuss checking your nuts.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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clearly the best poker video money can buy.

Hopefully in chapter 2 he'll discuss checking your nuts.

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And the all important chapter - "keeping your nutz in check"

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[ttleistdci]

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clearly the best poker video money can buy.

Hopefully in chapter 2 he'll discuss checking your nuts.

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And the all important chapter - "keeping your nutz in check"

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I can see it now. He bets the river, skinny guy calls, and he says, "I'm holding the nuts" or "check out my nuts."

[Punker]

Is it just me or is the twig with the skinny internet fingers not holding pocket twos (looks more like A9 or something). First nitpick...I win!

[trying2learn]

the twig obviously shot an angle...that's the only way bill ever loses!!

2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, disqualified for urinating on the table...priceless.

[stanky]

I watched this yesterday and can not stop saying "I value call my nuts." I laugh every time, I even laughed just now when I typed it. I can't wait to use this line when I go to play Monday night.

-Pete

[lil']

Yeah, looks like A-9 to me. Still very funny, though. "Nice hand. Nice hand!"

[mostsmooth]

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the twig obviously shot an angle...that's the only way bill ever loses!!

2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, disqualified for urinating on the table...priceless.

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you left out the funniest line in this part. he said he kept getting "another second place in these 2 player tournaments"

[Luv2DriveTT]

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I watched this yesterday and can not stop saying "I value call my nuts." I laugh every time, I even laughed just now when I typed it. I can't wait to use this line when I go to play Monday night.

-Pete

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I must have said it 30+ times in one session. I LOVE THAT!

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[cwsiggy]

I do hope there will be more chapters filmed. Very funny!!

[Daliman]

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Is it just me or is the twig with the skinny internet fingers not holding pocket twos (looks more like A9 or something). First nitpick...I win!

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Sorry, i caught this already in the WPT thread.

[Boltsfan1992]

Hiya -

I downloaded this video when I read about it in another forum/thread. After laughing so hard that coffee came out of my nose, I showed my wife who hates Hellmuth. Then, I deleted it.

Then, I missed that video so I downloaded it again. It will stay on my computer forever. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

PB

[jar]

I was playing a $1 MTT on stars last night, and when I won a pot with a full house, someone said "call danny tanner" or something like that. We started quoting the video back and forth at eachother; I have no idea what the rest of the table thought.

[jcmack13]

I think we should take a moment to fully appreciate all the Hellmuth touches:

-the Rodin-esque "thinker" pose: both elbows on the table, face resting on fists.
-the homage to the post-WSOP "Tournament of Champions" rant. ("Don't get me wrong, I love Annie, but *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*")
-1998 "world poker champion" is the dyslexic's 1989 wsop champion
-the obvious name, look (baseball cap, too!) and quotes ("I can't play any better!" "You have no idea how powerful I am!").

The backwards fall onto the table was a lapse into Scott Fischman parody, but otherwise a spot-on send-up. Very nice.


Warning! Frequent use of Secret System may result in MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

[theRealMacoy]

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I do hope there will be more chapters filmed. Very funny!!

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love the fillmath!

[MastiffPaul]

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I do hope there will be more chapters filmed. Very funny!!

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I know there's at least one more in the making. I'll try to keep you all abreast of the latest Fillmaff developments.

[BradleyT]

Q: Yes, you won the 1998 Worldwide Poker League Championship...

Fillmaff: That's right. And I won it with my signature hand: king-jack not suited.

[Iplayragstoo]

I have tears running down my cheeks after watching this one....I kept waiting for him to look at those kings, and fold after showing the camera guy what he had. then saying he has only folded those cards 3 times in his life...god damn was that funny. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[wateronrock]

Hilarious spoof!

Can't wait to see pasty torso meditating shirtless in the sequel.

Seriously WTF is Hellmuth thinking. Phil, if you're out there, I can only hope that this is an act.

[Iplayragstoo]

I watch this now daily, and still laugh my frigin azz off everytime. I am bumping so others can enjoy the fun! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[KnickNut3]

Be Smart!
Tell Other Players What They Did Wrong!
Shout Out Odds!
Tell Them You Read Books!

[EliteNinja]

That's classic!

[drdre2001mm]

These are all sub-humans retards and they need to know this!
My odds were 500,000to900

[CrazyN8]

Yes, makes me laugh just thinking about it - at random times.

"your playing poker...he's playing poker right"

Says the new one is in April!