Bill Fillmaff's Secret System [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

KGBowen

03-18-2005, 04:01 AM

Do you want to learn how to play poker like a Worldwide Champion? Let Bill Fillmaff show you how it's done!

http://www.billfillmaff.com/

theRealMacoy

03-18-2005, 06:49 AM

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Brainwalter

03-18-2005, 06:59 AM

HTF is Bill Fillmaff?

Michael Davis

03-18-2005, 07:02 AM

Actually I know this guy. He used to play at my local cardroom. He was constantly berating the opposition, was often on tilt, and would overplay his mediocre hands.

-Michael

B Mando

03-18-2005, 07:09 AM

AWESOME!!!

TheCleverOne

03-18-2005, 07:16 AM

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theRealMacoy

03-18-2005, 09:13 AM

hilarious pic monsieur clever

creepy, old school and framed by woodpanelling all at the same time

RM

sirtimo

03-18-2005, 10:03 AM

...and some goatse thrown in for good measure....

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otnemem

03-18-2005, 10:03 AM

That's funny stuff. I had a chuckle.

BarronVangorToth

03-18-2005, 10:42 AM

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I didn't realize it was against the rules for someone to post a funny poker site for others to enjoy.... Live and learn.

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drexah

03-18-2005, 10:44 AM

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Man, lighten up and stop being such a cry baby. Did you even look at the site? it's a complete joke.

AngryCola

03-18-2005, 10:47 AM

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It's not spam. If there were affiliate codes and the like all over it, I would wonder.
But it doesn't have anything of the sort.

Don't jump the gun!

otnemem

03-18-2005, 11:23 AM

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I thought he was joking... He's really notifying a mod?

I didn't realize it was against the rules for someone to post a funny poker site for others to enjoy.... Live and learn.

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Grisgra

03-18-2005, 11:38 AM

"You can't look into another's soul without good UV protection . . . "

Not bad, definitely worth a look.

RowdyZ

03-18-2005, 12:09 PM

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Geez it is a joke site, lighten up. But way to police the boards Jr Deputy Dog, have a cookie. But I wonder do you wear one of those shiney tin badges while you set in front of the computer and patrol the messageboards?

Dominic

03-18-2005, 12:41 PM

okay, you need to check out the website - it's awesome! Very funny stuff. Make sure to look at the video on table image.

And for all of who are wondering - yes, it's all a joke.

Dominic

03-18-2005, 12:43 PM

"Why do you need to wear sunglasses while playing? Because you have to be able to look into the other player's soul. And you can't look into another player's soul without the proper UV protection."

mostsmooth

03-18-2005, 12:44 PM

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wtf does htf stand for?

Dominic

03-18-2005, 12:50 PM

okay, this is funny stuff. He pretty much apes Helmuth's rant after Annie Duke busted him out of the WSOP Invitational thing....

mostsmooth

03-18-2005, 02:08 PM

his favorite hand: King Jackoff, or Jack King off, however you like it
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jeffraider

03-18-2005, 02:19 PM

Jeez what little weiners for reporting to a moderator. You're probably all just jealous that Bill Fillmaff has won more that 6 million in virtual dollars online in 2004 ALONE.

Potowame

03-18-2005, 02:47 PM

the interview reminded me of SUPBRO? , and thats a compliment SUPBRO?. Potowame would not want SUPBRO? mad at him. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

MercTec

03-18-2005, 05:26 PM

I value call my nuts

lol...classic

tek

03-18-2005, 11:53 PM

In the hole card name department, anyoneknow what a Jeffrey Dahmer hand is?

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flyingmoose

03-19-2005, 12:20 AM

I love the one dollar bills in his picture.

GrandmaStabone

03-19-2005, 12:35 AM

Fillmaff: That's right. And I won it with my signature hand: king-jack not suited.

ilya

03-19-2005, 12:35 AM

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ha!

ilya

03-19-2005, 12:37 AM

Is that a real moderator or just some pedophile?

xorbie

03-19-2005, 05:06 AM

2nd place, 2nd place, 2nd place, disqualified for urinating on the table.

DesertCat

03-19-2005, 05:30 AM

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Fillmaff: That's right. And I won it with my signature hand: king-jack not suited.

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His signature hand is King Jack Off suited.

jeffraider

03-19-2005, 06:00 AM

MY REVERSE IMPLIED POT ODDS WERE 500,000 TO 900!

RowdyZ

03-19-2005, 10:35 AM

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His signature hand is King Jack Off suited.

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Yeah but he used the phrase King-Jack not suited so when you said it the normal way you would get the joke (hopefully).

Hold'me

03-19-2005, 10:54 AM

Rofl! It's parody of Phil Hellmuth. Bill Fillmaff, get it!? He's got the cocky attitude and only loses to bad beats. That video was the funniest skit I've seen in such a long time. That guy was brilliant. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RowdyZ

03-19-2005, 12:19 PM

Hmm yeah I got it. I thought it was funny.

trying2learn

03-19-2005, 04:45 PM

i'm just suprised the moderator has yet to act on this.

Pork Basket

03-19-2005, 08:30 PM

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"Comedy on the forums! Sound the alarm! Get the truck! Oh God, what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO???"

madk0w

03-19-2005, 08:31 PM

why have a moderator act on it? its just a link to a funny website. Not like we're linking to porn or anything. Lighten up, people. If you don't like it.... dont go there again. It is really that simple. Me, I laughed my arse off. The parody was dead on.

trying2learn

03-19-2005, 08:51 PM

i was being sarcastic...even the newbie got it...i was the topic of his first post for cryin' out loud...way to join up for a good cause!

Daliman

03-19-2005, 10:12 PM

I'm a big fan, although it hard to have quad deuces when you obviously have A9 or so in yer hand...

Hirez

03-19-2005, 10:45 PM

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I'm a big fan, although it hard to have quad deuces when you obviously have A9 or so in yer hand...

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Didn't think the camera would pick up the cards at that distance. Hopefully there will be more episodes so the various mistakes can be learned from.

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TheCroShow

03-20-2005, 06:37 AM

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Huh..that's an interesting river there. Excuse me, can I get Bob Saget aka Danny Tanner on the phone? Oh oh he's not available? Then can I talk to the Olsen twins? Hey hey, do you wanna know why I wanna talk to the Olsen twins? Because I got a full house **tch! Boats full! WOO WOO! YEEEEEEAH BILL FILLMAFF! Everyone LOVES a showman! Don't hold back! You'll get on TELEVISION!

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i love hellmuth, one of the few that enjoys his antics and play. i think he is the best player ever. no jokes no sarcasm there. bill fillmaff screwed up at the end when he acted all wigga and stuff..otherwise a funny video

yellowjack

03-20-2005, 06:48 AM

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Huh..that's an interesting river there. Excuse me, can I get Bob Saget aka Danny Tanner on the phone? Oh oh he's not available? Then can I talk to the Olsen twins? Hey hey, do you wanna know why I wanna talk to the Olsen twins? Because I got a full house **tch! Boats full! WOO WOO! YEEEEEEAH BILL FILLMAFF! Everyone LOVES a showman! Don't hold back! You'll get on TELEVISION!

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i love hellmuth, one of the few that enjoys his antics and play. i think he is the best player ever. no jokes no sarcasm there. bill fillmaff screwed up at the end when he acted all wigga and stuff..otherwise a funny video

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That last part is just foreshadowing of the NHUC after losing Match 2 vs. Ferguson on the 4 outer.

Bigdaddydvo

03-20-2005, 08:25 AM

BILL FILLMATH PICKS UP POCKET COWBOYS!!

SoftcoreRevolt

03-20-2005, 07:02 PM

WIRED PAIR!

TheCroShow

03-20-2005, 09:21 PM

i lost a big hand because of this stupid video. i wanted to win it for fillmaff! croshow has a pair of wired cowboys! I'm first to act! i bet out, got 1 caller (10 person sng) flop AT4, i bet the pot, reraised, i went all in, he called and turned over AK...damn you bill fillmaff!

Shaun

03-21-2005, 08:15 AM

LOL. Awesome.

jcmack13

03-21-2005, 11:28 AM

PRO TIP! PRETTY PLAYERS PICK UP PREPOSTEROUS POTS! VISIT A DENTIST, UGLY!

TheCroShow

03-21-2005, 01:27 PM

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i lost a big hand because of this stupid video. i wanted to win it for fillmaff! croshow has a pair of wired cowboys! I'm first to act! i bet out, got 1 caller (10 person sng) flop AT4, i bet the pot, reraised, i went all in, he called and turned over AK...damn you bill fillmaff!

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i'm wondering if my opponent read me as i laughed out loud when i looked down at my hole cards. the entire table had been watching Fillmaff ALL DAY LONG and quoting the entire video. So when I looked down to see my KK in the hole I heard "Charlie with a wired pair of cowboys!" then i put my hands up over my mouth just like Fillmaff/Hellmuth. As I went in post flop, I almost said "Enough screwin around gasbag, I'm all in!"