someone sell me a paper, please

[ThaSaltCracka]

at least 2200 words on this subject : Choose a foreign policy problem or crisis (such as the Mexican revolution, Lusitania, Suez, SALT, Arab-Israeli dilemma, Iraq, or Cuban missile crisis) and discuss U. S. policy toward it. What were the prevailing assumptions by our policymakers? What were their purposes? Were they realistic or not?

I am serious, I am at the point where I simply don't want to write this paper. I will pay $50 to anyone willing to sell me one, atleast C+ grade or better.

PM please.

[mostsmooth]

for $1000 i can guarntee you at least an F

[istewart]

Hmm...

[pshreck]

I didn't know you were still in college.

[ThaSaltCracka]

no thanks.

[nolanfan34]

Where's that sitting down to watch a show and eat popcorn emoticon at? This thread should be good.

[ThaSaltCracka]

dude, hook it up! Someone must have an old paper on their computer.

[wayabvpar]

2200 words? Gimme a break! With your 1337 BS skilz that should only take you an hour or 2. Get to work, boy!

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
2200 words? Gimme a break! With your 1337 BS skilz that should only take you an hour or 2. Get to work, boy!

[/ QUOTE ]dude.... I really don't want to write it though. Come on, this is an easy 50 bucks for someone.

[The Armchair]

When's the deadline?

[pshreck]

Hmmm here is some flaming.

You are willing to sell your integrity for a paper that is.... this freaking easy? Or have you already lost it?

You seem to be a decent enough writer. I would think that you could BS this paper in short time for atleast a C+.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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When's the deadline?

[/ QUOTE ]tomorrow. I have to work 10 hrs tomorrow as well.

[JaBlue]

Just write the [censored] thing.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]

You are willing to sell your integrity of a paper that is.... this freaking easy? Or have you already lost it?


[/ QUOTE ] I don't care.

[ QUOTE ]
You seem to be a decent enough writer. I would think that you could BS this paper in short time for atleast a C+.

[/ QUOTE ] FWIW, If I actually wrote the paper, I could probably get atleast a B.

[The Armchair]

If I write one and paste it here, would you still use it?

[Sponger15SB]

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2200 words? Gimme a break! With your 1337 BS skilz that should only take you an hour or 2. Get to work, boy!

[/ QUOTE ]

2200 words is like 10 pages double spaces in times new roman. That is gonna take forever

I wrote something on SALT 1 and 2 a long time ago for my Poly Sci: IR class but I don't have it anywhere on my computer. Sorry.

edit- actually i've done papers on a few of those topics but I don't have a word processing thing on my computer so I always go to the school library to write them. sucker.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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If I write one and paste it here, would you still use it?

[/ QUOTE ]no, I don't want something that is online.

[The Armchair]

It'd honestly take me about two hours. I just wrote nearly 2k words on fantasy football in about three hours, and I ran about tweleve errands in it too.

But I don't want to help him plagiarize /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[mmbt0ne]

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If I write one and paste it here, would you still use it?

[/ QUOTE ]no, I don't want something that is online.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's a shame, because you could probably copy/paste one of Chris Alger's or Cyrus's posts from the politics forum. They certainly don't feel the need to stop writing, but be forewarned, they raise incredibly stupid points and argue with no logic, like 99% of the politics forum.

[Duke]

I've written e-mails longer than 2200 words by accident.

If nobody has one you might have to up the price to get someone to actually do the writing for you.

Somehow appropriate (some of it's wrong at first glance, but it gets the idea across and I didn't feel like typing it all out) is this quote from Quint in Jaws. (jacked from IMDB)

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

~D

[pshreck]

TSC, I know you probably came here first to save money, but their are websites that offer confidential essays, at a really high price though.

[Duke]

Exactly. For six hours of my time to write a paper I'd want at least $500, which would be my going rate if I were to do that sort of thing. I wouldn't take this job, though, since the topic is bullshit.

~D

[ThaSaltCracka]

yeah, I realize that, but I am not looking for A+ Doctor Thesisish papers, just something simple.

[ThaSaltCracka]

hmmmmm.... interesting.

[Dead]

Still though TSC it would likely take 4-5 hours to write it, and it's not exactly fun work to most people. $50 isn't enough. I think if you offered $100-150 for a C+ or above paper then a few people on here would offer.

I still wouldn't, because I hate writing papers, but that's just me.

[ThaSaltCracka]

okay, I will up it to $100.

[pshreck]

... I dont think the intent of his post was for someone to actually write a new paper. Who in the hell would do that for 50 bucks? Not even 100. I thought he meant 'has anyone written a paper on this general topic recently, Ill buy it from you'.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
... I dont think the intent of his post was for someone to actually write a new paper. Who in the hell would do that for 50 bucks? Not even 100. I thought he meant 'has anyone written a paper on this general topic recently, Ill buy it from you'.

[/ QUOTE ]yes, that was what I meant. I do not expect, nor do I want anyone to actually write a new paper for me. I just want someone to sell me a copy of one they have written in the past.

[Dead]

Oh ok.

But this paper has pretty specific guidelines.

I don't know if he can find someone who wrote about the assumptions, the purposes, and the realism level of both, all on one topic.

But you never know.

[ThaSaltCracka]

basically I just want a paper about a incident involving the U.S. and other foreign countries in the past(pre 1990). I could care less as to what it discuss, just that it is about the U.S and its reaction to said event.

[Duke]

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okay, I will up it to $100.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thank me later, here's a paper for you. Just change the title and you're golden.

Paper (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=exchange&amp;Number=1435396&amp;Fo rum=All_Forums&amp;Words=paper&amp;Searchpage=0&amp;Limit=25&amp;M ain=1435396&amp;Search=true&amp;where=bodysub&amp;Name=19739&amp;d aterange=1&amp;newerval=&amp;newertype=w&amp;olderval=1&amp;oldert ype=w&amp;bodyprev=#Post1435396)

~D

[pshreck]

Nah. I took a foreign policy class a few semesters back. This paper is broad enough that its realistic other people have written one that pretty much fits under its parameters.

[ThaSaltCracka]

hahaha, I don't think so.

[Dead]

Lmfao Duke. I love both the Lou Gehrig picture and the "ANALize" comment.

[ThaSaltCracka]

now I am really not going to write it, my Mom just called me. Apparently my dog died last night.

[mmbt0ne]

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Sorry

[Dead]

that sucks man sorry to hear it

[blendedsuit]

I'll write it from scratch. I think a down payment of $20 is fair.

[nolanfan34]

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Sorry

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[shadow29]

check these out (http://douglas.min.net/essay/)

[ThaSaltCracka]

he was old, sort of expected too, but still sad. I will miss him.

[Dead]

What breed?

[ThaSaltCracka]

Lhaso

[M2d]

why am I guessing that this is actually a ethics or psych project and that this is research, not a plea for a final paper.

sorry about the dog, though.


if it were an inorganic chemistry paper on zirconium I could have helped you out.

[Dead]

Where can I find a bigger picture of your avatar?

Thanks,
Dead

[Dead]

Oh that's sad man. My neighbor has a Lhasa Apso. It's really cute.

I have a Lab myself.

[housenuts]

how about on the US intervention in Haiti in 1994. approximately 2,300 words. just finished it the other day

[ThaSaltCracka]

dude, that sounds good, but I think it may be to modern.

Thank you though for the offer.

[shadow29]

That should work. Sounds good.

BTW, who is that chick in your avatar and where are there more?

[ThaSaltCracka]

Alize

[housenuts]

by the way it should net you at least a C+. i haven't got mine back so i don't know how i did, but would suppose it's in the B range. it is kinda shitty and there isn't much of an argument going on, but it outlines the history of the haitian problem, and what the US did about it. btw: what school u go to?

[ThaSaltCracka]

I go to a school nowhere near you, but its a CC in Bellevue, WA.

[shadow29]

[ QUOTE ]
Alize

[/ QUOTE ]

In housenuts avatar. heh.

Please, I know who Alize is. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[housenuts]

actually that's pretty close. i'm at the university of victoria which is 184 miles north of you according to google maps.

[housenuts]

my avatar is some random girl. no one i know.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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actually that's pretty close. i'm at the university of victoria which is 184 miles north of you according to google maps.

[/ QUOTE ]oh, but thats Canada though, so we should be kosher.

[eggzz]

Too bad you could not have given more advance notice than one day. I would have probably considered doing this from scratch for your hundy. It would have been good practice for me. Next time, give me a heads up of at least a week!

I forgot if you posted this today or not. Wondering what you ended up doing.

[ThaSaltCracka]

thanks to all involved with this thread.

[ttleistdci]

I had a History of US Foreign Policy class last semester that I had to write a couple papers for. One of them was on the Spanish American War and I can't remember what the other was. I think I have them on my laptop. Let me know if you're interested and I'll try to dig them up.

[BoxTree]

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Next time, give me a heads up of at least a week!

[/ QUOTE ]

Wait for it...wait for it...wait for it...ah, THERE'S the irony.

[nothumb]

Wish I had seen this sooner. I have a degree in this, could easily have knocked this off in under 2 hours. Just PM me next time. Dead serious. I'm trying to start doing this kind of stuff for rich kids around here.

NT