I'm working on my "list of five"...

[jakethebake]

...which will of course be laminated and carried in my wallet with my wife's approval. It's not yet set in concrete but this is who I have right now. Discuss...

Estella
http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Estella-Warren/8_G.jpg

Natalie

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/cold_mountain/natalie_portman/cold.jpg

Jessica
http://www.jennypenny.net/images/tcm/jessicapressed.jpg

Jessica

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/3673/a60wc.jpg

Lucy

http://www.sundaytimes.co.za/2003/09/14/backpage/back0914.jpg

[MarkL444]

first 3 links are dead

[jakethebake]

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first 3 links are dead

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I just dumped my cache and refreshed, and I still see them? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[istewart]

Estella Warren is incredibly meh, but you get bonus points for including <--- her. Nice work.

[Rick Diesel]

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I just dumped my cache and refreshed, and I still see them? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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I don't see the first three either. I only see Jessica Simpson and Lucy Pinder.

EDIT: Nevermind, I see them all now.

[jakethebake]

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Estella Warren is incredibly meh, but you get bonus points for including <--- her. Nice work.

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So you can see all five pics?

[riffraff]

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I just dumped my cache and refreshed, and I still see them? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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I don't see the first three either. I only see Jessica Simpson and Lucy Pinder.

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Same here.. broken image links.

Natalie will be the best tho. Even an "X" representing a pic of Natalie is the best.

[istewart]

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Estella Warren is incredibly meh, but you get bonus points for including <--- her. Nice work.

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So you can see all five pics?

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Yes.

[ddollevoet]

I can't see the first 3 either.

[Rick Diesel]

Not bad choices, but for what it's worth I have seen many better pictures of all of them, particularly Natalie and Lucy.

I would say that Jessica and Jessica would both definitely make my list of 5, however the other three would be tough exclusions.

Rick D.

[Soul Daddy]

I can only see the last two as well, and have this to say.
That Lucy chick is blah...

[jakethebake]

Not the best pics of any of them. But there they are. Estella is the one closest to a swap out. Maybe for Heather Graham? Or Lucy Liu? Who's would anyone else put on their list?

[istewart]

Charisma Carpenter, Alizee.

[-Skeme-]

Jessica Alba is insanely fine. Lacey Chabert is still the most beautiful woman alive, though.

[bugstud]

My list probably has Kournikova on it

[jakethebake]

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Jessica Alba is insanely fine. Lacey Chabert is still the most beautiful woman alive, though.

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Alba = Meh. Is Lacey C. the little girl from Po5?>

[jakethebake]

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My list probably has Kournikova on it

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She was definitely considered for mine and still might make it.

[-Skeme-]

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Jessica Alba is insanely fine. Lacey Chabert is still the most beautiful woman alive, though.

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Alba = Meh. Is Lacey C. the little girl from Po5?>

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She used to be the little girl from Party Of 5. Now she's all grown up and unbelievably beautiful.

[Rick Diesel]

Reserving the right to change my mind later, but off the top of my head in no particular order...
1. Anna K.
2. Heidi K.
3. Jessica S.
4. Jessica B.
5. Evangeline L. (the hot chick from Lost for those that don't know)

Diesel

[istewart]

Chabert = http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/june/lchabert_150x207.jpg

Meh.

JLH is better

http://www.mnworld.com/mww/wallpapers/800x600/jlhewitt11_800x600.jpg

[jakethebake]

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Chabert = http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/june/lchabert_150x207.jpg

Meh.

JLH is better
http://www.mnworld.com/mww/wallpapers/800x600/jlhewitt11_800x600.jpg

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If I went Po5, it'd be Neve for me.

[Shajen]

Salma Hayek
Heidi Klum
whatshername from JAG. (she just does it for me)
the other two are whomever I see at the time of this posting.

[-Skeme-]

I meant Jessica Biel earlier & that picture of Lacey does her no justice.

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/8526/lacey122bp.jpg

[UOPokerPlayer]

Get the sports illustrated swimsuit edition. Cut out the trading cards, put them in your wallet, Celebs are one thing, but for the most part don't hold a candle to a-list swimsuit models. Those bitches are bred to look good. There are exceptions though, (Jessica Simpson - I would absolutely attack that ass.)

[gonores]

If this is the list of five that your girl must allow you to bang if given the opportunity, putting Jessica S. on there is not a great move.

[Ricky Slade]

Can’t believe someone has not said this yet but I don’t know about you but those apes are pretty hot.

[JaBlue]

I don't know who Lucy is, but either that's an incredibly bad picture of her or she's just ugly.

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I don't know who Lucy is, but either that's an incredibly bad picture of her or she's just ugly.

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[Lazymeatball]

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If this is the list of five that your girl must allow you to bang if given the opportunity, putting Jessica S. on there is not a great move.

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Putting any of the afore mentioned chicks is a big mistake. Why not go with some more realistic choices like those bartenders with the big racks, or your wife's sister or something?

[david050173]

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If this is the list of five that your girl must allow you to bang if given the opportunity, putting Jessica S. on there is not a great move.

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Putting any of the afore mentioned chicks is a big mistake. Why not go with some more realistic choices like those bartenders with the big racks, or your wife's sister or something?

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Adding your wifes sister is EV-. Do you see why?

[jakethebake]

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If this is the list of five that your girl must allow you to bang if given the opportunity, putting Jessica S. on there is not a great move.

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Putting any of the afore mentioned chicks is a big mistake. Why not go with some more realistic choices like those bartenders with the big racks, or your wife's sister or something?

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My wife doesn't have a sister. And part of the whole list of 5 deal is that they have to pretty much be unattainable.

[bugstud]

no more suggestions?

[jakethebake]

My new list was laminated last night. Pinder was replaced with...

http://www.millioncelebs.com/fcm/heather-graham/heather-graham-nude-12.jpg

and Estella was replaced with...


http://www.celebskin.net/g/jessica-biel/jessica-biel-03.jpg

[tdarko]

is that heather graham? wow she looks like [censored] there, not that i thought she was hot before though.

nice addition with biel /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jojobinks]

the list can't (as i understand it) include people you know, or people that you're only one degree from.

for example: my brother went to high school and sometimes still sees john cusack. therefore, his wife can't add cusack. it's too close to being possible.

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the list can't (as i understand it) include people you know, or people that you're only one degree from.

for example: my brother went to high school and sometimes still sees john cusack. therefore, his wife can't add cusack. it's too close to being possible.

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Did you post this question just so you could tell us your brother knows John Cusack? And I assume also Jeremy Piven? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Estelle
http://chaunceybillups.blogspot.com/estelle.jpg

Natalie
http://www.dagmargit.de/Interpreten/natalie6.jpg

Jessica
http://www.141ece.com/video/tandy.jpg

Jessica
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2001/09/07/sarah10.jpg

Lucy
http://www.eonline.com/Features/Specials/Century/Jul/Images/ball.w.jpg



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Estelle
http://chaunceybillups.blogspot.com/estelle.jpg

Natalie
http://www.dagmargit.de/Interpreten/natalie6.jpg

Jessica
http://www.141ece.com/video/tandy.jpg

Jessica
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2001/09/07/sarah10.jpg

Lucy
http://www.eonline.com/Features/Specials/Century/Jul/Images/ball.w.jpg



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Nice. But unfortunately my step-uncle was Jessica's mortician so being once removed from me she can't be on my list.

[NLSoldier]

My list as of right now:

1. Elin Grindemyr In case you havent had the pleasure (http://elingrindemyr.net/content/wallpaper/sexyelin.jpg)

2. Adriana Lima

3. Marissa Miller

4. Jessica Alba

5. Jessica Simpson

[partygirluk]

No way you are married.

[jakethebake]

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No way you are married.

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of course i'm married. with a 3 yo son and 1 yo daughter.

[partygirluk]

No.

[jakethebake]

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uuuuuhh....yes.

[kyro]

My list of five two years ago

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Reese Witherspoon
3. Denise Richards
4. Britney Spears
5. Jennifer Lopez

I'm beginning to be ashamed about my last two. I'd like to change to Heather Graham and Catherine Bell or Jessica Alba please.

[partygirluk]

Reese Witherspoon??????????????????????????

[ThisHo]

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My list of five two years ago

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Reese Witherspoon
3. Denise Richards
4. Britney Spears
5. Jennifer Lopez

I'm beginning to be ashamed about my ENTIRE LIST . I'd like to change to Heather Graham and Catherine Bell or Jessica Alba please.

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That's better
ThisHo

[tbach24]

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My list as of right now:

1. Elin Grindemyr In case you havent had the pleasure (http://elingrindemyr.net/content/wallpaper/sexyelin.jpg)

2. Adriana Lima

3. Marissa Miller

4. Jessica Alba

5. Jessica Simpson

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Great list. I take out Lima and add JLH though.

[Blarg]

Jessica Biehl and Estella are by far the hottest of this bunch. I saw Estella interviewed on Leno or something and was practically hypnotized, I was so amazed. If she were any more ripe she would detonated on the spot and they would have been scraping her off the audience.

I've gotta agree with the guy who said Heidi Klum, too. And also Salma Hayek. Salma is definitely spectacular; she's got one of the best bodies I've ever seen, no problem.

What the heck is with that Lucy chick? Her hips and waist and shoulders are all in the same straight line, I guess she's got an hourglass figure if you turn her sideways or something. Way too blocky.