This is what we're up against

[lorinda]

So once again, I find myself coaching the coach, still a habit I get too bored to actually break.

JessFlop: he raised pf with A9o? lol

<You wait, time passes>

crippleddeck balance 145, lost 550 [ Ac Js ] [ a pair of fours -- Ac,Js,8d,4h,4c ]
JessFlop balance 1250, bet 550, collected 1250, net +700 [ Kd Kc ] [ two pairs, kings and fours -- Kd,Kc,8d,4h,4c ]

JessFlop: thanks
crippleddeck: nh
JessFlop: are you serious?
JessFlop: they have play moeny tables
crippleddeck: no need to be that way
JessFlop: i appreciate it
crippleddeck: way to show your calss agian jess
JessFlop: ?
crippleddeck: win with dignity
JessFlop: man, ive played like 2 hands this whole tournament, and you call my pf riase wtih AJ?
JessFlop: then you call my all in bet?
JessFlop: I just dont understand
crippleddeck: be thankful and move on
lorinda: When you do, you'll be a better player
crippleddeck: no need to talk crap
JessFlop: lorinda
JessFlop: are you talking to me?
lorinda: no im talking to donald duck
JessFlop: you've got to be joking, right?
JessFlop: AJo is such a trap hand
lorinda: i didnt say that
crippleddeck finished in sixth place.
JessFlop: gg
lorinda: i said when you understand why he called with AJ, you'll be a better player
JessFlop: better luck next time
JessFlop: no, i dont understand, and that was a bad call, how can you not see that?
crippleddeck: keep talking crap
lorinda: yep
JessFlop: you must overvalue AJ also
JessFlop: sorry cripple, i just think its so funny how women get no respect in the poker world...
JessFlop: yet i continually win on this site
crippleddeck: maybe its because u rate a underaverage play at 25%
JessFlop: ?
JessFlop: excuse me?
JessFlop: you totally lost me
crippleddeck: player rater
crippleddeck: your the worst at the talbe
JessFlop: please explain, so we can discuss this like mature adults
crippleddeck: thats what the data says
crippleddeck: when you learn about you'll know
JessFlop: and im in the Quarter million righ tnow, does your data say that?
JessFlop: i won $4900 for 7th friday night
JessFlop: does your data say that?
crippleddeck: you chat indicated that you are an arogante b it ch


Lots of bits in there, including a correct Prophecy reading.

Lori

[ilya]

[ QUOTE ]

lorinda: no im talking to donald duck


[/ QUOTE ]

/images/graemlins/grin.gif it's not like it's a new joke but for some reason i think it's really funny this time.

[Mr_J]

Half the table coaches I run into claim to be pros. Without understanding the basic concepts of playing party sngs /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[raptor517]

whenever someone calls me an idiot i ask them if they are a pro. and they always say they are, yet they dont understand a lot of simple concepts. funny little world isnt it? holla

[lorinda]

This JessMoron is going to get a good share in the $200 now too, just to rub it in.

He's hit about 7 50-50s so far and called people 'idiot' all the way.

Lori

[lorinda]

He may win this thing. If he does there will be some tasty fish in the $200s next week.

I've lost track of the number of AA and KK he's had now since the coin toss run, but he's made some dreadful plays.

Lori

[citanul]

good to see gammon at a final table, even if he is short man

[wuwei]

[ QUOTE ]
good to see gammon at a final table, even if he is short man

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, Lorinda inspired me to take a look at this madness... just in time to see her friend jess knock gammon out.

[lorinda]

I feel sick /images/graemlins/frown.gif

I had a fish for life in the $33s, and now one of you nasty sharks is going to get him/her (I have avatars off)

Lori

[Mr_J]

At the $33s, there's plenty more fish in the sea.

This isn't really meant to be funny, just sounds appropriate /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[lorinda]

You are right.

In fairness (s)he has played this multi pretty well, but is clueless in SNGs.

I tend to forget they can be quite different sometimes.

Lori