View Full Version : Would you sit and watch 2 hours of gay man porn if.....
Lawrence Ng
03-13-2005, 07:52 AM
1. Ms. OOT promised to have sex with you after you finished watching gay man porn with her?
2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
Lawrence
partygirluk
03-13-2005, 07:53 AM
Yes to both, although 2 is close.
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Yes to both, although 2 is close.
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I'd do #2 for $200 if I got to close my eyes.
partygirluk
03-13-2005, 07:59 AM
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Yes to both, although 2 is close.
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I'd do #2 for $200 if I got to close my eyes.
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That does not count as watching
wacki
03-13-2005, 08:02 AM
I did it for school once. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Yes to both, although 2 is close.
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I'd do #2 for $200 if I got to close my eyes.
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That does not count as watching
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boooooo. Make it $1k (bare minimum) and I think I'll do it. Though I'll hate myself afterwards
Michael Davis
03-13-2005, 08:06 AM
One is an easy yes. Two is only a yes after online poker bites the dust.
-Michael
Ulysses
03-13-2005, 08:11 AM
Any single guy who says no to #1 is a liar or idiot.
No to #2 for me, but make it $10k and I'm down.
TStoneMBD
03-13-2005, 08:16 AM
eh... id take the 1k over sleeping with ms OOT.
wacki
03-13-2005, 08:48 AM
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Any single guy who says no to #1 is a liar or idiot.
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Who is Ms. OOT?
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eh... id take the 1k over sleeping with ms OOT.
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sleeping with Jessica Simpson >>>>>>>>>>>> $1k
TStoneMBD
03-13-2005, 08:59 AM
ok thats true. sleeping with a celebrity is cooler than just sleeping with someone ultra hot. the $/sex ratio is close though.
codewarrior
03-13-2005, 09:18 AM
1) Yes
2) Yes - my dick is bigger than 98% of gay porn stars, so I find it amusing...
Skjonne
03-13-2005, 09:29 AM
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.....my dick is bigger than 98% of gay porn stars.....
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How do you know that?
codewarrior
03-13-2005, 10:12 AM
By inference - it's bigger than 98% of all men's.
size survey results (http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html)
4thstreetpete
03-13-2005, 10:19 AM
#1 easy yes
#2 no, not for 2K
ethan
03-13-2005, 10:45 AM
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By inference - it's bigger than 98% of all men's.
size survey results (http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html)
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I would guess that you'd have to adjust that % down some, since I doubt the 2.7" crowd has proportional representation in porn, gay or straight. I'd figure one that's 50% in straight porn is about 80-85% overall.
And that's enough talking about other people's dicks for me today.
ethan
03-13-2005, 10:48 AM
1) Absolutely. I'd prefer some delay between the porn and Ms OOT. My short-term visual memory's better than I'd like it to be here.
2) Eh. Sure. Especially if I get to drink enough that I black out and forget it all the next day. That answer might be different if I weren't running/playing so bad these days.
ethan
03-13-2005, 10:49 AM
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2) Yes - my dick is bigger than 98% of gay porn stars, so I find it amusing...
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"I find it amusing." Not "I _would_ find it amusing."
Your slip is showing.
JackWilson
03-13-2005, 10:53 AM
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"I find it amusing." Not "I _would_ find it amusing."
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Your slip is showing.
ROFL! Well spotted, sir!
jakethebake
03-13-2005, 11:02 AM
I cannot answer this until we find out who Miss OOT is.
RollaJ
03-13-2005, 11:22 AM
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2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
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I watched 3 episode of LAX and got paid sh1t, 2 hours of gay porn can not that much worse + I get $1,000 ..... are you all afraid of turning gay?
sublime
03-13-2005, 11:28 AM
yes to both.
number 2 is closer of course, but for $500 an hour i cant see not 'watching' just about anything.
tbach24
03-13-2005, 11:53 AM
Yes to both.
IndieMatty
03-13-2005, 11:54 AM
sure, why not.
Sponger15SB
03-13-2005, 12:10 PM
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yes to both.
number 2 is closer of course, but for $500 an hour i cant see not 'watching' just about anything.
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There are plenty of things you couldn't pay me to see, I wouldn't mind watching gay porn for $1,000
spamuell
03-13-2005, 12:25 PM
I don't understand why you all think that watching two hours of gay porn is at all close for $1000. Do you really find it that bad? I'm not gay but it wouldn't bother me to watch gay porn.
Isura
03-13-2005, 12:33 PM
Agree, there are a lot worst things you could be forced to watch than gay porn.
YourFoxyGrandma
03-13-2005, 12:41 PM
1.) Yes, as long as we don't have to hang out afterwards.
2.) I'd watch gay porn for alot less than $1000. I don't see how it would be that big of a deal to anyone other than raging homophobes.
jakethebake
03-13-2005, 12:45 PM
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Agree, there are a lot worst things you could be forced to watch than gay porn.
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Like gay kiddie porn. /images/graemlins/mad.gif
jakethebake
03-13-2005, 12:45 PM
Why the hell wasn't this a poll?
Voltron87
03-13-2005, 12:49 PM
This forum has some serious issues.
nothumb
03-13-2005, 01:17 PM
Both of these are an easy yes. I would probably watch it for a lot less. I don't see how it would be that awful. Especially if there was anyone around to joke about it with, or some booze. But even barring that I would do it.
NT
sublime
03-13-2005, 01:21 PM
Especially if there was anyone around to joke about it with, or some booze
recipe for disaster /images/graemlins/smile.gif
jakethebake
03-13-2005, 01:22 PM
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Especially if there was anyone around to joke about it with, or some booze
recipe for disaster /images/graemlins/smile.gif
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I think that's what nothumb is counting on. /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif
nothumb
03-13-2005, 01:25 PM
I think you guys are just afraid you might sprout a chubby while watching it and won't know what to do with yourselves after that. Me, I'm not that worried. I'm comfortable with myself. I doubt I'm going to actually enjoy it or anything, but if I did, I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
Except for the potential sleep I might lose while I am out having anonymous sex with some cop in a bath house, but that doesn't really count, right?
NT
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No to #2 for me, but make it $10k and I'm down.
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For it to make any sense, you need to pretend that you have an average amount of money to begin with.
And by average, I mean not a googolionaire.
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Rick Diesel
03-13-2005, 04:11 PM
yes to both, particularly the one with Ms. oot. It would be tougher to do it for the $1,000, but I probably would.
[censored]
03-13-2005, 04:15 PM
#1 Yes
#2 but I could be bought.
dr. klopek
03-13-2005, 04:21 PM
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size survey results (http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html)
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Man, I pwn.
For me it'd be a lot easier to get laid than to make $1k in two hours.
1)No, simply b/c I would be afraid that while I was beating Ms. OOT's guts, the gay porn would pop into my head, making me (hopefully) less aroused and deeply confused.
2)Yes. I am very poor.
dr. klopek
03-13-2005, 04:23 PM
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Both of these are an easy yes. I would probably watch it for a lot less. I don't see how it would be that awful. Especially if there was anyone around to joke about it with, or some booze. But even barring that I would do it.
NT
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So...you wanna get drunk and watch some gay porn with some of your buddies??
nothumb
03-13-2005, 04:28 PM
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So...you wanna get drunk and watch some gay porn with some of your buddies??
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Be funnier if it was a chick.
NT
Luv2DriveTT
03-13-2005, 04:31 PM
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#1 easy yes
#2 no, not for 2K
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looking at 4thstreetpete's avatar while reading his responce is hysterical.
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Daliman
03-13-2005, 05:18 PM
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I did it for school once. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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"School", riiiigghhhttt.
miajag81
03-13-2005, 05:21 PM
#1 is a no-brainer
#2 is also a no-brainer (for me, at least)...who wouldn't watch gay porn for $500/hr??? Just watching it doesn't make you gay, you know...
astroglide
03-13-2005, 05:35 PM
i would watch 2 hours of gay porn for free just to see the response on here
Peca277
03-13-2005, 05:50 PM
1) Yes
2) Yes
Both more than I get for watching it now /images/graemlins/wink.gif But seriously... I think it'd be hard to watch 2 continuous hours of straight porn and I can just imagine that gay porn would get boring just as, if not more quickly. You all know you watch for maybe 5 minutes, do your business and get on with the rest of your day. I cannot think of a time when I watched one specific porno continuously for more than 10 minutes... except maybe One Night in Paris. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Luv2DriveTT
03-13-2005, 05:53 PM
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except maybe One Night in Paris. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
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That was a porno? I thought it was a comedy!
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Sponger15SB
03-13-2005, 05:53 PM
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I did it for school once. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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"School", riiiigghhhttt.
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No I believe him. Wacki did go to this school (http://www.hmi.org/Youth/FAQs/default.aspx) though.
Ulysses
03-13-2005, 06:25 PM
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who wouldn't watch gay porn for $500/hr???
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Someone who could do something else with their time and make >$500/hr?
wacki
03-13-2005, 06:43 PM
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I did it for school once. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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"School", riiiigghhhttt.
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I'm dead serious.
http://www.indiana.edu/~kinsey/
I watched a ton of porn for that class. Even had a pornstar as a guest lecturer. We also had about a dozen HIV+ people come and tell us about their experiences with the disease. The teacher was really hot too, but when she said she couldn't have a baby because of her college lifestyle, that kind of killed it for me.
I was wondering when someone would make a comment. You guys are slowwww......
miajag81
03-13-2005, 07:01 PM
fair enough. but that's like <1% of the population.
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who wouldn't watch gay porn for $500/hr???
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Someone who could do something else with their time and make >$500/hr?
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Exactly my point.
~D
astroglide
03-13-2005, 07:23 PM
one wouldn't need to make $500/hr or greater, they could make less and deem the difference to be worth them in "pay" to not watch
Lawrence Ng
03-13-2005, 07:28 PM
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I cannot answer this until we find out who Miss OOT is.
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You are kidding right? I mean unless MS. OOT looks like GrannyMae's avatar, how can you turn her down? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Lawrence
Lawrence Ng
03-13-2005, 07:30 PM
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I don't understand why you all think that watching two hours of gay porn is at all close for $1000. Do you really find it that bad? I'm not gay but it wouldn't bother me to watch gay porn.
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Hi Spamuell,
Actually I couldn't. I can't stomach it. Not for a $1000, not for $10,000. I just wanted to puke. Bleh.
Lawrence
Lawrence Ng
03-13-2005, 07:31 PM
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Like gay kiddie porn.
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/images/graemlins/tongue.gif That is gross and downright wrong.
Lawrence
wacki
03-13-2005, 07:34 PM
You are kidding right? I mean unless MS. OOT looks like GrannyMae's avatar, how can you turn her down? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Actually I couldn't. I can't stomach it. Not for a $1000, not for $10,000. I just wanted to puke. Bleh.
I find it odd that these two sentences are from the same person.
miajag81
03-13-2005, 07:39 PM
yeah, or they could be doing something ridiculously tedious and difficult for more money and prefer to make slightly less for doing something that requires no effort whatsoever.
MarkL444
03-13-2005, 07:40 PM
anyone who says no to #1 is under immediate HS
wacki
03-13-2005, 07:46 PM
HS?
MarkL444
03-13-2005, 07:56 PM
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HS?
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[censored] suspicion
Cry Me A River
03-13-2005, 09:23 PM
1) Only if she's hot*.
2) I've done a lot worse for a lot less money.
*If by hot you mean not hideous**.
**Okay, so hideous isn't such a big deal either.
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By inference - it's bigger than 98% of all men's.
size survey results (http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html)
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From that site:
http://www.sizesurvey.com/fig5.gif
Thus disproving the myth? Although there are sample issues.
jakethebake
03-13-2005, 10:01 PM
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Like gay kiddie porn.
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That is gross and downright wrong.
Lawrence
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Exactly the point. It's much, much, much worse. I could not watch it.
jakethebake
03-13-2005, 10:01 PM
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I cannot answer this until we find out who Miss OOT is.
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You are kidding right?
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Yes.
IggyWH
03-13-2005, 10:03 PM
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1. Ms. OOT promised to have sex with you after you finished watching gay man porn with her?
2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
Lawrence
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1)Probably an obvious YES for everyone
2)Yes, I'm great at daydreaming and just wasting time with nothing to do. So I could easily just space out and not even pay attention to the porn while it would look like I'm watching it.
Luv2DriveTT
03-13-2005, 10:11 PM
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By inference - it's bigger than 98% of all men's.
size survey results (http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html)
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From that site:
http://www.sizesurvey.com/fig5.gif
Thus disproving the myth? Although there are sample issues.
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Am I supposed to print this out to do a measurement? I only ask because the chart seems much smaller than my Johnson.
Does the chart's width count too? If so, then I Rule! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169547/) /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Pharity
03-13-2005, 11:16 PM
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Yes to both, although 2 is close.
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Dominic
03-14-2005, 12:05 AM
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2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
Lawrence
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Okay, you're talking about earning $1000 for two hours "work."
If you don't accept this proposal, you're a freakin' moron.
FishBurger
03-14-2005, 12:30 AM
OK, I did it. Now what is my reward again?
Daliman
03-14-2005, 01:06 AM
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2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
Lawrence
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Okay, you're talking about earning $1000 for two hours "work."
If you don't accept this proposal, you're a freakin' moron.
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Like YOU know anything about porn....
[censored]
03-14-2005, 01:58 AM
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2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
Lawrence
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Okay, you're talking about earning $1000 for two hours "work."
If you don't accept this proposal, you're a freakin' moron.
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So any work will do then? How about eating [censored] for 2 hours?
Dominic
03-15-2005, 01:02 PM
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2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
Lawrence
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Okay, you're talking about earning $1000 for two hours "work."
If you don't accept this proposal, you're a freakin' moron.
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So any work will do then? How about eating [censored] for 2 hours?
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Not for me, thanks. But apparently some of you are so homophobic and afraid just watching some gay pron might "turn" you or something, that eating crap might be a more palatable job.
And by the way, if you re-read my initial response I never said anywhere that ANY job paying $1,000 an hour would be worth taking. Only this one.
But thanks for playing, Sparky.
Sponger15SB
03-15-2005, 01:09 PM
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2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
Lawrence
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Okay, you're talking about earning $1000 for two hours "work."
If you don't accept this proposal, you're a freakin' moron.
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So any work will do then? How about eating [censored] for 2 hours?
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I am not into cannibalism
AncientPC
03-15-2005, 01:59 PM
Yes to both.
$500/hr is a good hourly rate for me. I'll just use the same technique I use for lectures, eyes open / brain off.
JackWilson
03-15-2005, 02:13 PM
Heh, I wish I was making $500/hr watching gay porn.
B Dids
03-15-2005, 02:27 PM
The answer to both questions is an easy yes.
beerbandit
03-15-2005, 02:36 PM
"i watched a gay porn once, i didnt know until half way through.........the girls never came.......THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!"
cheers
chaas4747
03-15-2005, 02:50 PM
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lucas9000
03-15-2005, 03:59 PM
yes and yes. easy.
captZEEbo1
03-15-2005, 06:10 PM
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1. Ms. OOT promised to have sex with you after you finished watching gay man porn with her?
2. You were offered $1000 to sit and watch the whole thing?
Lawrence
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I'd watch the whole thing for $50-100 bucks probably.
popniklas
03-15-2005, 07:36 PM
Ridiculously easy yes to both, assuming I am single and attracted by miss OOT. Although I would be a bit... confused by the proposition she gave me.
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