Bigdaddydvo
03-12-2005, 05:11 PM
Most of you have seen the "Fox News Alert,", when those words swoosh across the screen with the loud "DING" on the Fox News Channel to signify that important, breaking news is on the way. Unfortunately, it's quickly become the most overused gimmic in all of cable news. I'll have the TV on at work and I'll see an average of 5 or 6 of these an hour. Some recent drop everything, it's a Fox News Alert! examples:
-Michael Jackson waving from a hospital window.
-The State Department waiting for Condi Rice to arrive for her first day of work.
-That a Fox News poll was released indicating that the President was losing support for his Social Security reform plan.
-J.LO had the runs.
The first three were actual Fox News Alerts. The Fourth will not surprise me when I see it.
They've also gone buck wild with the "Fox News Alert" during this Atlanta Judge shooting. It's like some producer is sitting in the back mashing the "Fox News Alert" button like a Nintendo controller during the 100 meter dash of "Track and Field."
If I were Rupert Murdoch: Hostage situation, plane crash, fine, "Fox News Alert."
Scott Peterson farting...please pass.
I'm officially boycotting Fox during the day for this precise reason. CNN/MSNBC are much more appropriately mellow about reporting events of marginal significance.
-Michael Jackson waving from a hospital window.
-The State Department waiting for Condi Rice to arrive for her first day of work.
-That a Fox News poll was released indicating that the President was losing support for his Social Security reform plan.
-J.LO had the runs.
The first three were actual Fox News Alerts. The Fourth will not surprise me when I see it.
They've also gone buck wild with the "Fox News Alert" during this Atlanta Judge shooting. It's like some producer is sitting in the back mashing the "Fox News Alert" button like a Nintendo controller during the 100 meter dash of "Track and Field."
If I were Rupert Murdoch: Hostage situation, plane crash, fine, "Fox News Alert."
Scott Peterson farting...please pass.
I'm officially boycotting Fox during the day for this precise reason. CNN/MSNBC are much more appropriately mellow about reporting events of marginal significance.