Zoo`ers unite

[Silybum]

Why dont you zoo`ers start complaing about the owner of IGlobalMedia????

[ThePinkBunny]

why

[PsYcHo-ScHnAuZeR]

Revoking rakeback, which was never completely above board anyway, is not the same as taking people's money and never returning it.

[Thythe]

I don't think so. I could care less if they completely eliminate rakeback.

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Because we can run from skin to skin to get Rakeback until none of them offer it anymore, then remember we also get rakeback on Party, and just take the lower rakeback we get there.

[AngryCola]

At least you got people to unite. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[lorinda]

Busy complaining to PETA about Dutch Boyd killing kittens.

Lori

[URMeowed]

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Busy complaining to PETA about Dutch Boyd killing kittens.


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BASTIG!

Meow.

[MicroBob]

KITTENS UNITE!!

[MicroBob]

Ignore the power of the kittens and THIS can happen to you:



Cat Shoots Owner
Man Is Shot When His Cat Knocks His 9mm Handgun Onto the Floor, Discharging the Weapon
The Associated Press
BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. Mar 10, 2005 — A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.
State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.

[URMeowed]

LOL.

Meow that!

[goodguy_1]

I hate cats I'm a dog man. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Oski]

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Why dont you zoo`ers start complaing about the owner of IGlobalMedia????

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Dutch: What do you think of Brown Thumb's songs?

Thumb Went Down To Vegas (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=1833288&Forum= ,,,,,All_Forums,,,,,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25& Main=1745746&Search=true&where=&Name=28093&dateran ge=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&body prev=#Post1833288)

The Thumb Went Down To Vegas
Charlie Daniel's "Brown Thumb" Band

Brown Thumb went down to Vegas,
He was looking for a pot to steal.
He was in a bind cause he was stoned blind,
And it was the devil's turn to deal.
Then he saw this young man,
Yelling and high-fiving the crowd.
And Thumb jumped up, nodded hey bro, 'sup
And said, "Boy you're about to get plowed."
I guess you didn't know it,
But I'm a poker player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I will destroy the crew.
I know you play skin fiddle and of course the skin flute too,
But let's mix the devil into this brew.
I know your goal is to suck my pole,
But at cards I'm better than you.
The boy said "My name's Dutch Boyd,
As a roll of bills unfurled,
And my crew will beat the devil and you,
Cause we're taking over the poker world"

Brown Thumb fire up your pipe
And play Ace-Jack-off hard.
Cause there's plenty P.O.T. for smokin'
While the devil deals the cards.
And if you win
You get this big bag of Humbolt rolled.
But if you lose, your're gonna get cornholed.

The devil opened up the hand
And he said "I'll start this show."
And chips flew from his finger tips
And said, "Watch this P.O.T. grow."
And he pulled his hole cards across the felt
His two aces made a hiss.
He watched three sixes hit the flop,
And gave his boat a kiss

When the devil raised him, Thumb said
"Well you're, lookin' good god damn.
But sit down in that chair right there
I know you got aces every hand."

Thumb just got two jacks on the run.
Devil caps the river, watch the fun.
Dutch on the button picking his nose.
Devil gonna get it like Leonard Tose.

The devil bowed his head,
Because he knew that he'd been beat.
Brown Thumb laid jacks full on the felt,
And Dutch headed for the street.
Devil said "Dutch, just sit on down
get your crew and start to play.
I done told you once, I own your ass
'Cause I bought it on E-Bay." he played

Thumb got quads with running ducks.
Dutch and the crew are a bunch of shmucks.
Dutch on the button picking his crack.
Will he ever PAY THEM BACK?


Run From Dutch Boyd (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=1762283&Forum= ,,,,,,All_Forums,,,,,,&Words=&Searchpage=1&Limit=2 5&Main=1745746&Search=true&where=&Name=28093&dater ange=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bo dyprev=#Post1762283)

Run From Dutch Boyd" by Iron "Brown Thumb" Maiden

PokerSpot came across the sea
Dutch brought us pain and misery
It killed our tribes, it killed our creed
It took our money so we're out of weed.


We fought it hard we fought it well
Out on the plains we encountered a smell.
I dropped my jaw at what my fate befell
On Poker Mountain sat Norman Fell.

Raising with sooteds and barren draws
Walloping hard on the felt
Chasing the weak-tights back to their holes
Fighting them with maniac game
Rake in the pot and begin to stack
Women and children and Brown Thumbs attack


Run to the hills, run for your lives
Brown Thumb's on tilt, come claim your prize


Dutch is the master of barren wastes
RakeFree has no more game
Raping the boys and blowing the men
Dutch and the crew are so lame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
It's time for Dutch Boyd to get Cornholed.

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Brown Thumb's on tilt, come claim your prize