Yugo to Vegas : O/U

[skipperbob]

I make the following two lines for O/U's; distance traveled before major problem = "ZZYZX Road"....Time in Vegy before first ATM trip = 4 hours....Any action?

[Irieguy]

I take the under on both. In fact, I love the overlay:

If major trouble happens by zzyzyx road, an ATM run would be necessary by then, too.

Irieguy

[SuitedSixes]

A "Non-Working Females spoken to/touched line" also needs to be added.

I set the O/U for that at .5

[Irieguy]

Under, for any amount you want.

Irieguy

[SuitedSixes]

I hear that he won't be staying in Primm the whole time, though. He heard about this thing called "The Stip" and heard they had hotel rooms there.

What a n00b!

[skipperbob]

It's off the board

[SuitedSixes]

I hear you are the entertainment director for one of the nights, and then the Learned Sage for advice for the rest of the trip. You must know of a taget-rich environment where he stands a chance.

I knew I set the line too high, but I've never seen a negative numbered line in my life. Actually, I heard how bad Skipperbob is at Prop bets and thought I had a chance at some his action.

[skipperbob]

Probably never get outa Primm...Waycool tram between Whiskey & the Donna...Take Yugo awhile to figure out boarding procedures...Yugo & pal gotta be target audience for BuffaloBill rollercoaster....Then there's the whole wild west theme at Whiskey; they got that going for 'em too

[The Yugoslavian]

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A "Non-Working Females spoken to/touched line" also needs to be added.

I set the O/U for that at .5

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.5 per minute or hour?

This line is garbage. I will easily beat it.

Yugoslav

[Irieguy]

Dude, I don't see how you can continue posting with that avatar. How long to you need to "wear it?"

Irieguy

[The Yugoslavian]

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Dude, I don't see how you can continue posting with that avatar. How long to you need to "wear it?"

Irieguy

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For far too long.

However, I think there is a possibility Suited can be convinced it needs to be changed before that point.

Yugoslav

[SuitedSixes]

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A "Non-Working Females spoken to/touched line" also needs to be added.

I set the O/U for that at .5

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.5 per minute or hour?

This line is garbage. I will easily beat it.

Yugoslav

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I am saying you will either talk to one girl on none (we both know this number is too high), so I set the line to attract wagers on both sides of this number. You did nothing to cure your n00bness with this post.

Evidence?
Last weekend PM from Yugo- "This girl called and wanted to hang out, but I told her I was busy 4-tabling."

Reply from Sixes - "CALL THE GIRL! Tell her you are on medication that makes you stupid. CALL THE GIRL!"

[skipperbob]

Yugo & Pal will be sitting at the bar in some broken-down shithole of an off-strip Casino stoned on peat (or whatever other organic material eastern-euro commies smoke) when some equally brokendown mid-40's trailer-trash broad will sit next to them....She'll beat them outa a couple of cocktails; opine as to how, since she doesn't have the time to go back to Primm, these sports oughtta pop for a room; go to the room; weave a "poor-me" story about how she needs $50 for her pastdue phone bill(which they gladly ante-up since they can't believe how lucky they are to run into this gal whose "into" them in the first place); then she'll get them both off with some well-praticed handjob that requires no actual sexual contact; and then, finally, on the way out she'll lift their velcro-closed wallets and boogie with the rest of their Vegy BR & credit cards....Too sad to contemplate, but the dead nuts /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[SuitedSixes]

Avatar has been updated to be more situation-appropriate.

[Irieguy]

That story sounds a little too spot-on to be totally fabricated. How old were you skipper, and who was your pal?

Irieguy

[skipperbob]

Boy, what my writing scores for entertainment value it loses for deception & disguise....The described event took place a year ago, we were stoned on Demerol, she asked for $300, we didn't get the handjob, and I don't carry a wallet.
The "Pal" needs to remain anonymous, but you might have CP ask his Dad about whereabouts during that time frame /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[iMsoLucky0]

I want to know what wager was placed between suitedsixes and yugo that allows suited to choose his avatar. I'm sure it's been posted, but I'm lazy.

[SuitedSixes]

It was not posted, just alluded to. Yugo had a set number of SNGs to reach a certain goal, and he didn't quite make it (he was less than $10 from his goal), he was bad beated to finish 2nd on the last tournament when a 1st would have put him over the top. That gives me access to his avatar until he reaches that goal during his next set of SNGs. Same deal goes for me.

I plan to rotate different ideas through every couple of days. Sexy Peja was my favorite, but it was very difficult on the eyes to see that as often as he posts. The current one is from the World Famous Chicken Ranch, because that is his best chance of scoring in Vegas.

[raptor517]

you should make his avatar have naked ducks in it, i hear he is a big fan.. holla

[SuitedSixes]

Outside of Donald Duck (who doesn't wear pants) I have never seen a dressed duck.

Have you ever noticed how Donald has a top but no pants, and Mickey Mouse has pants, but no top? Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, but only Goofy can talk. What's up with that?

Also, did you know there's a basketball court in the Matterhorn at Disneyland? It's the only way they could get around zoning regulations to build it.

[iMsoLucky0]

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Have you ever noticed how Donald has a top but no pants, and Mickey Mouse has pants, but no top?

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Simple solution: take the bottom half of Donald and the top half of Mickey! That should make for one hell of an avatar. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SuitedSixes]

Despite the fact that I am the artiste behind 6 avatars on this forum, yours is easily the best.

[iMsoLucky0]

A tyty.

[GrekeHaus]

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A "Non-Working Females spoken to/touched line" also needs to be added.

I set the O/U for that at .5

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.5 per minute or hour?

This line is garbage. I will easily beat it.

Yugoslav

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I can attest that Yugo has had sex with *at least* 5 women at the same time. I was in the next room listening while I cried myself to sleep.

He will beat your line.....eeeaaasssssy.

GrekeHaus

[ReDeYES88]

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and then, finally, on the way out she'll lift their velcro-closed wallets and boogie with the rest of their Vegy BR & credit cards....Too sad to contemplate, but the dead nuts /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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. ....stitch in my side. . ..

[SuitedSixes]

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Boy, what my writing scores for entertainment value it loses for deception & disguise....The described event took place a year ago, we were stoned on Demerol, she asked for $300, we didn't get the handjob, and I don't carry a wallet.
The "Pal" needs to remain anonymous, but you might have CP ask his Dad about whereabouts during that time frame /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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What I was expecting was . . .

"And that's how I met your mother."

[Scuba Chuck]

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What I was expecting was . . .

"And that's how I met your mother."


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Didn't see that coming, lmao.

[skipperbob]

Now, That's funny /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SuitedSixes]

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Now, That's funny /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Glad you approve. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[SuitedSixes]

Skipper-

I believe the much-anticipated tournament at the Orleans is tonight. What are the odds that Yugo (note his new avatar) finishes higher than either Irie or CP?

[skipperbob]

Whatever the field is : 1 for whatever you want

[SuitedSixes]

For someone who is a legendary poor prop better, you always take the sides of these things that I want.

[SuitedSixes]

Big surprise. Yugo busted out of the tournament before Irieguy and ChickenPherzen. He "finished 100 something, out of 200 something."

He has not been to an ATM.
Nor has he touched/spoken to a female.