I am... (no content)

[elonkra]

...getting absolutely raped.

[citanul]

perhaps you should give up playing drunk.

or hang yourself.

citanul

[elonkra]

Alcohol consumed: 1 beer
Rope-like material available: 2 shoestrings
Funny replies: Zero

[citanul]

Drink more.
Weave shoelaces into stronger ropelike material.

I hope you really didn't think that the purpose of this board is to post crap and get "funny" replies. Your original post had no content at all. I'm trying to be a nice guy around here, but you guys are not making it easy.

citanul

[PeeWeeH]

You were asking for it, slut.

PeeWee

[citanul]

Some of these new people have good senses of humor. Some of them, not so much.

citanul

[elonkra]

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Your original post had no content at all.

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Maybe you should start reading the titles of the threads you open?

[elonkra]

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Some of these new people have good senses of humor. Some of them, not so much.

citanul

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I hope you really didn't think that the purpose of this board is to post crap and get "funny" replies.

[citanul]

Putting "no content" in the title of the thread does not excuse the post from having no content. This is a strategy forum. Apparently it's also a "let's talk about backing arrangements" forum as well, but that will, I hope, pass with time and once again leave us with a strategy forum.

There are other forums where they have whole areas devoted to whining, and it's commonly accepted. You should consider getting accounts at more than one forum, so you can post whatever you want while still staying within their traditional bounds.

For instance, you could post here. (http://www.unitedpokerforum.com/forum/index.php?s=0ef1ec65307a584ab6da5d3271f14aee&showf orum=9) And they would likely do things like, care, about your bad beats.

citanul

[elonkra]

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Putting "no content" in the title of the thread does not excuse the post from having no content. This is a strategy forum. Apparently it's also a "let's talk about backing arrangements" forum as well, but that will, I hope, pass with time and once again leave us with a strategy forum.

There are other forums where they have whole areas devoted to whining, and it's commonly accepted. You should consider getting accounts at more than one forum, so you can post whatever you want while still staying within their traditional bounds.

For instance, you could post here. (http://www.unitedpokerforum.com/forum/index.php?s=0ef1ec65307a584ab6da5d3271f14aee&showf orum=9) And they would likely do things like, care, about your bad beats.

citanul

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I'm not sure how many ways I can say this: If you don't like posts with no content, don't click on posts that have "no content" in the thread titles. It doezn't take a whole helluva lotta smarts to figure that much out. As an added bonus, we won't have to listen to you act like a little b*tch every time some newbie (note the double standard here) dares to post the rare vent or get off-topic for half a second. If you have the authority to dictate the bounds within which every post on this form must stay, as you seem to think you do, I suggest you start doing somehting about it. Delete some posts. Ban some posters. Otherwise, maybe you should consider bringing a halt to your own whining. If you devoted half of the energy you put into posts like these into posting about actual SNG's, this place would benefit greatly. How about this: I'll do my best to cut back on my off-topic posts, which, to date, total in a number equal to one, and you try to focus on chastising (1) those posters who have literally just showed up at this site and obviously have no idea what it is for; or (2) those posters who pose a more regular problem. By the way, I apprecite your efforts with the FAQ. It looks like it's gonna be a nice project. Now can we please end this pissing contest?

[microbet]

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(note the double standard here)

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By the way, I apprecite your efforts with the FAQ. It looks like it's gonna be a nice project.

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In the faq you should put something about what should post if they care what the audience thinks.

first 100 posts - stick strictly to poker strategy
100+ - mix in some bankroll, roi stuff
200+ - You can now, carefully, make fun of Yugo
300+ - Add some slightly off topic stuff because this is the place where everyone you know online posts everything.
500+ - Maybe now you can post some bad run stories because a decent percentage of the audience could almost be called friends, and they might care a little.

[johnnybeef]

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200+ - You can now, carefully, make fun of Yugo

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no no no....your first post here should be a mandatory shot at the socialist prick. /images/graemlins/wink.gif