Looks like I 'flopped diarrhea'

[Ryan527h]

I got diarrhea this morning and I woke up and called my mom asking her what medicine to take, since I had classes early in the day. But when I called her I said 'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.' I couldn't help but laugh at my mistake, my mom had no clue what I was talking about though.

Sorry for wasting your time.

Anyone ever use poker lingo by accident in real life?

[AtticusFinch]

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I got diarrhea this morning and I woke up and called my mom asking her what medicine to take, since I had classes early in the day. But when I called her I said 'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.' I couldn't help but laugh at my mistake, my mom had no clue what I was talking about though.

Sorry for wasting your time.

Anyone ever use poker lingo by accident in real life?

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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech.

[miami_jesse]

maybe its just that I'm drunk but I laughed my butt off at this quote!

[AngusThermopyle]

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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech.

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Maybe "Runner, runner"?

[gumpzilla]

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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech.

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Maybe "Runner, runner"?

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Now that's a bad beat.

[Big Limpin']

yeah, "flop" isnt really the appropriate poker vernacular for your situation. Perhaps "river" is more appropriate /images/graemlins/blush.gif

w.r.t. poker lingo in real life, my favorite is, instead of "road rage", i prefer to "drive on tilt"

[AtticusFinch]

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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech.

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Maybe "Runner, runner"?

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I snarfed all over my keyboard after reading this one, you bastard. I think I'm going to have to start buying keyboards in bulk. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Jman28]

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'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.'

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vnh

[AngusThermopyle]

Lordy, am I dense.
Just realized why this thread is in this forum.




Sit & Go...

[gumpzilla]

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Sit & Go...

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And the hits just keep on coming.

Can we please make "I flopped diarrhea" part of the standard nomenclature? Perhaps as a way to express a troubling flop, in as much as it stinks and really burns your ass? Will somebody second this [bowel] motion?

[AtticusFinch]

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Lordy, am I dense.
Just realized why this thread is in this forum.




Sit & Go...

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Best one yet ROFL

[Jman28]

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Can we please make "I flopped diarrhea" part of the standard nomenclature?

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I'm in.

[nokona13]

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Can we please make "I flopped diarrhea" part of the standard nomenclature?

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I'm in.

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This is going in my next post with a shitty flop for me...