Paper topic...

[ZebraAss]

There has been a rail bird following me around everywhere for the past 2 weeks asking me for 50.00. He is some 19 year old kid going to college next year(or so he says).

How we met:
I was in a nl25 cash table with 15.00 going all in every hand and this guy was there. I ended up leaving with 80.00. He said I took his last 50 bucks and needed $ to feed his 6 sisters because he buys the groceries. He has no dad and his mom can’t read.

I told him I would give him his 50 bucks back if he wrote me a 3 page essay. He said he would because it would help him with school.

First it was on his life and then it was supposed to be on how mathematics in poker is non-existent.

What should the topic of the paper be?

Zebra

PS: It has to be funny

[KidPokerX]

lol I love it!

How about you make him write an explanation for gambling with his family's grocery money?

Maybe add-in a little conclusion about him being your bitch /images/graemlins/wink.gif haha, nah.
Have fun with this one!

peace out

[Felix_Nietsche]

How about:

"Why You Should not Play Poker with Money You Can't Afford to Lose and Why I Will Never Be Seen Playing Poker Again Because then this Dumb Sap Will Realize that My Six Starving Sister Story Was Bullsh*t?"

or

"Why REAL Men Don't Ask Others to Return Poker Losses to Them"

or

"How to make millions Playing Poker by Keeping Your Winnings and Begging Other Players to Return Your Money When You Do Lose"

Seriously....don't you think it is weird that a player who can't afford to lose $50 spends so much time in a casino?