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JoshuaD
03-10-2005, 04:48 PM
Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K/images/graemlins/club.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (8.75 BB) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (10.75 BB) 8/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 12.75 BB


player: i knew you hit your 3 outer
JoshuaD: AT?
player: yep
JoshuaD: ouch
JoshuaD: what're outs?
player: cards that help you win the hand
player: after the flop, there were 3 kings in the deck that could help you
JoshuaD: oic, i figured one would come though
player: me, too

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djoyce003
03-10-2005, 04:53 PM
LOL "what are outs?" That kicked ass, I can't believe he actually defined what outs were.
DMBFan23
03-10-2005, 04:57 PM
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player: i knew you hit your 3 outer
JoshuaD: NO YOU DIDNT CAUSE YOU CALLED ME DOWN FOCKER


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my version. very much -EV, and not to be actually said.
JoshuaD
03-10-2005, 05:01 PM
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player: i knew you hit your 3 outer
JoshuaD: NO YOU DIDNT CAUSE YOU CALLED ME DOWN FOCKER


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my version. very much -EV, and not to be actually said.

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That line and your avatar go great together. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
sfer
03-10-2005, 05:10 PM
bdk3clash AIMs me some of his table chat which is pretty hilarious. For example, one went along the same lines as you, and into a long exposition of outs. In the middle was something like:

XXX: Let's say I have AA...
bdk3clash: YOU JUST FOLDED AA!!!
XXX: No. I'm just saying.
XXX: If I had AA.
bdk3clash: YOU JUST FOLDED AA AGAIN!!!
MRBAA
03-10-2005, 05:13 PM
I always fold AA. Do you see why?
nolanfan34
03-10-2005, 05:14 PM
[ QUOTE ]
player: i knew you hit your 3 outer
JoshuaD: AT?
player: yep
JoshuaD: ouch
JoshuaD: what're outs?
player: cards that help you win the hand
player: after the flop, there were 3 kings in the deck that could help you
JoshuaD: oic, i figured one would come though
player: me, too

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What I like is how you're observant enough to be able to put him on his exact hand, yet claim you don't know what 'outs' are. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
JoshuaD
03-10-2005, 05:52 PM
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What I like is how you're observant enough to be able to put him on his exact hand, yet claim you don't know what 'outs' are. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Hahah yea. I realized it was a big mistake being able to read his hand like that, so I figured i'd back pedal a little.
JoshuaD
03-10-2005, 05:56 PM
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bdk3clash AIMs me some of his table chat which is pretty hilarious. For example, one went along the same lines as you, and into a long exposition of outs. In the middle was something like:

XXX: Let's say I have AA...
bdk3clash: YOU JUST FOLDED AA!!!
XXX: No. I'm just saying.
XXX: If I had AA.
bdk3clash: YOU JUST FOLDED AA AGAIN!!!

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Hahahahaha that's great.

I had another good one a while ago:

Player1: such bullXXXX
#1653244359: JoshuaD wins $32.5 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and sevens.
Player1: every time i get XXXXing kings a XXXXing ace flops
JoshuaD: should probbaly stop playin kings then
Player1: maybe the 3 other aces in the deck shoudln't hit...
#1653249763: JoshuaD wins $33.5 from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks.
Duder2: if it makes you feel any better Player1, i just had the aces
Player1: that sux
Player1: i haven't won aces yet
JoshuaD: stop playing them too
JoshuaD: i never play A's or K's
JoshuaD: i keep track, saves me money
Duder2: you just lay em down?
JoshuaD: ya
Duder2: wow, you do that with every pocket pair?
JoshuaD: i pay attention to what would have happened
JoshuaD: nah, just A's and K's
JoshuaD: i can play Q's and J's
Duder2: how extraordinary
JoshuaD: but yea, i pay attention, and i would be losing money with them if i had played them
JoshuaD: it's smart, poker books don't know XXXX
JoshuaD: think about how often your aces or kigns get cracked in a huge pot
Duder2: well, ya gotta lay 'em down if you think your beat
JoshuaD: meh, i'm beat PF
JoshuaD: preflop.
#1653271907: JoshuaD wins $18.25 from the main pot with a full house, Fives full of jacks.&lt;-- I had J5s BB special
JoshuaD: see, hands liek this do much better
Duder2: i watch a lot of people who will hold on to big slick until the river, even when nothing hits them
JoshuaD: yea, i usually don't call with bigslick
JoshuaD: sometimes, but i usually fold that too
nolanfan34
03-10-2005, 06:16 PM
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JoshuaD: meh, i'm beat PF
JoshuaD: preflop.

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Nice slip up there.
GrunchCan
03-10-2005, 06:20 PM
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JoshuaD: meh, i'm beat PF
JoshuaD: preflop.

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Nice slip up there.

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I enter a note for JoshuaD: "2+2er who likes to lie" /images/graemlins/smile.gif
sinfulslick18
03-10-2005, 07:10 PM
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XXX: Let's say I have AA...
bdk3clash: YOU JUST FOLDED AA!!!
XXX: No. I'm just saying.
XXX: If I had AA.
bdk3clash: YOU JUST FOLDED AA AGAIN!!!

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lmao

-sinful