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Joe Tall

03-09-2005, 05:40 PM

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Over-masturbation kills sex. The current medical/sexologist view is that masturbation is good and it is perfectly healthy. Masturbation is good and is healthy. But it does have its limits and like all good things, masturbation (and sex for that matter) can be come addictive.

Men who masturbate frequently seem to develop certain conditions. They are depressed, balding, fatigue, and lack concentration. There are currently no serious studies to determine the effects of over-masturbation on the health of men, but it seems obvious a clinical correlation can be found. - Men's Health

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[censored]

03-09-2005, 05:40 PM

<alarm sounding>

DANGER DANGER Will Robinson, entering extremely gay territory

kurosh

03-09-2005, 05:41 PM

My main question is, is 8 times in 18 hours very easily doable? Difficult? Impossible?

Tron

03-09-2005, 05:42 PM

Also, I feel dirty just for asking this, but does he actually have to bust a nut 8 times, or just orgasm 8 times? Yeah, there's a difference.

jakethebake

03-09-2005, 05:42 PM

This is very...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg

kurosh

03-09-2005, 05:43 PM

Liquid must come out of his penis.

beerbandit

03-09-2005, 05:43 PM

i know one person that can do this and possible has

youre not gonna watch to make sure, are you?

cheers

chaas4747

03-09-2005, 05:43 PM

You can proabably do it. Ever had a [censored]-fest with some chic you are dating where you do it like 3 times in 1 hour. I am sure it can be done.

jakethebake

03-09-2005, 05:43 PM

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My main question is, is 8 times in 18 hours very easily doable? Difficult? Impossible?

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Are you female? Post a pic of yourself. I'm sure womeone here will be glad to help you test your theory.

chaas4747

03-09-2005, 05:44 PM

Gayest.Post.Ever.

beerbandit

03-09-2005, 05:45 PM

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Men who masturbate frequently seem to develop certain conditions. They are depressed, balding, fatigue, and lack concentration. There are currently no serious studies to determine the effects of over-masturbation on the health of men, but it seems obvious a clinical correlation can be found. - Men's Health

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none of these yet, any developments will be posted

cheers

sfer

03-09-2005, 05:53 PM

If he rubs one off 8 times in 18 hours and you watch every one I think that is the clinical definition of love.

jakethebake

03-09-2005, 05:54 PM

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If he rubs one off 8 times in 18 hours and you watch every one I think that is the clinical definition of love.

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She might even get pregnant.

Cry Me A River

03-09-2005, 06:49 PM

This is only once every 2 1/2 hours.

Easy. This is a sucker's bet. I guarantee you, if he's proposing this bet he's done it, or close, before.

Dead

03-09-2005, 06:51 PM

Most men between the age of 17-22 could almost certainly do this.

Beer and Pizza

03-09-2005, 06:54 PM

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Most men between the age of 17-22 could almost certainly do this.

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It would hurt so bad.

Just like this. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/chypriss/anal1.jpg) /images/graemlins/grin.gif

kurosh

03-09-2005, 06:56 PM

I'm male, thanks, [censored][/i]got. I will not be taking these pictures of him masturbating. I'm considering having him do it in a cup or something as proof. He is 18 so well in his prime.

[censored]

03-09-2005, 07:01 PM

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I'm considering having him do it in a cup or something as proof.

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I just threw up.

and seriously dude, I'm not sure if you are the one who should be using gay slurs.

dr. klopek

03-09-2005, 07:05 PM

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I'm male, thanks, [censored][/i]got. I will not be taking these pictures of him masturbating. I'm considering having him do it in a cup or something as proof. He is 18 so well in his prime.

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Good luck and all, but, that's enough.

asofel

03-09-2005, 07:06 PM

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I'm male, thanks, [censored][/i]got. I will not be taking these pictures of him masturbating. I'm considering having him do it in a cup or something as proof. He is 18 so well in his prime.

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Good luck and all, but, that's enough.

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ilya

03-09-2005, 07:08 PM

I don't know about the average person, but against me that would be a terrible, horrible bet. 8 in 18 hrs is a CAKEWALK. 8 in 4, that might be a bit of a challenge.

I guess it could be somewhat close if all manner of lubes are forbidden AND he's circumcised.

ilya

03-09-2005, 07:09 PM

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Over-masturbation kills sex. The current medical/sexologist view is that masturbation is good and it is perfectly healthy. Masturbation is good and is healthy. But it does have its limits and like all good things, masturbation (and sex for that matter) can be come addictive.

Men who masturbate frequently seem to develop certain conditions. They are depressed, balding, fatigue, and lack concentration. There are currently no serious studies to determine the effects of over-masturbation on the health of men, but it seems obvious a clinical correlation can be found. - Men's Health

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Repressed Victorian palaver repackaged for the modern age as a morally neutral bit of health advice. As much nonsense as it ever was.

Dead

03-09-2005, 07:10 PM

That is disturbing as hell kurosh.

Mars357

03-09-2005, 07:10 PM

You could have him wear a rubber while he jerks....then bring the soiled item to you when he's done...

I really can't beleive I'm responding to this post...

astroglide

03-09-2005, 07:16 PM

try to pay him half right now to buy your way out of the bet because you should be losing this one.

as far as verification goes by the 7th or 8th you're more or less shooting clear blanks so you really can't validate it much either.

kurosh

03-09-2005, 07:19 PM

I haven't made the bet yet. I'm probably going to increase it to 12 in 18 hours now.

jedi

03-09-2005, 07:22 PM

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I haven't made the bet yet. I'm probably going to increase it to 12 in 18 hours now.

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Which one of you came up with this idea in the first place, and why?

kurosh

03-09-2005, 07:34 PM

"i woke up today and whacked it then got a bj"
"how many times do you normally orgasm in a day?"
"3"
"that's weak, i used to do 8"
"bullshit"
"wanna bet?"

astroglide

03-09-2005, 07:37 PM

he still has a fair shot of making 12 if the money motivates him, and verification is going to be awkward. just skip it.

jedi

03-09-2005, 07:48 PM

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"i woke up today and whacked it then got a bj"
"how many times do you normally orgasm in a day?"
"3"
"that's weak, i used to do 8"
"bullshit"
"wanna bet?"

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Uh, I'm sorry I asked.

Beerfund

03-09-2005, 07:52 PM

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"i woke up today and whacked it then got a bj"
"how many times do you normally orgasm in a day?"
"3"
"that's weak, i used to do 8"
"bullshit"
"wanna bet?"

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It sounds like you and your friend want to experiment with homosexuality, go ahead, it doesn't make you gay. And don't worry everybody does it.

bholdr

03-09-2005, 07:52 PM

normally i would object to the use of the word gay in such a context....

but this is REALLY gay. like, why-don't-you-just-suck-him-off-already gay. Kurosh and his freind are either extreemly comfortable with their own sexualities, or more homoerotic than the dude and GOT. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

but all that aside, if i didn't whack off for a couple weeks, and had a gigantic and progressivly hotter stash of porn handy, maybe a stripper for the last round... maybe.

kurosh

03-09-2005, 08:05 PM

how is that gay in the slightest?

ClaytonN

03-09-2005, 08:23 PM

You're even asking this question.?

This is seriously, WAY gay. I mean, wow. Gay.

Gay gay gay gay gay.

[censored]

03-09-2005, 08:25 PM

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You're even asking this question.?

This is seriously, WAY gay. I mean, wow. Gay.

Gay gay gay gay gay.

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Yah man it's gay.

Patrick del Poker Grande

03-09-2005, 08:26 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg

sthief09

03-09-2005, 08:33 PM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg

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oh man I can't think of a better spot to use that picture. potd

sthief09

03-09-2005, 08:35 PM

i think its safe to say most people dont talk to their roommates about their beatoff habits

TheJunkyardGod

03-09-2005, 08:47 PM

This might be really gay, but it's a weak bet.

I'll bet I can go 18 times in 18 hours.

Yeti

03-09-2005, 08:48 PM

Really good friends, talking about masturbation, especially when drunk, is not gay.

Just wanted to clarify that. But yeah, the OP is a homme.

ttleistdci

03-09-2005, 08:55 PM

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I'm considering making a bet with a male friend that he cannot masturbate to orgasm 8 times in 18 hours. Most people can't do that, right? Advice?

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two words come to mind

1. gross
2. gay

jason_t

03-09-2005, 09:17 PM

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But yeah, the OP is a homme.

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I think you mean "[censored]." A gentleman he is definitely not.

astroglide

03-09-2005, 09:22 PM

wow this one really drew out the homophobia. get a grip.

Riskwise

03-09-2005, 09:32 PM

ISHY

jedi

03-09-2005, 09:36 PM

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how is that gay in the slightest?

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There are times when people can legitametly be offended at being called gay just because he does something we normally associate with girls (such as shaving his legs).

This isn't one of them.

J_V

03-09-2005, 09:40 PM

You guys are all homophobes. You probably don't wear cool pink striped shirts, you probably don't shave your nuts, you probably don't hug your good friends, you're probably afraid to talk about whacking it. And....you probably don't get any, and couldn't get a decent looking chick to save your life....... but at least you're NOT GAY!!!!

jakethebake

03-09-2005, 09:43 PM

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You guys are all homophobes. You probably don't wear cool pink striped shirts, you probably don't shave your nuts, you probably don't hug your good friends, you're probably afraid to talk about whacking it. And....you probably don't get any, and couldn't get a decent looking chick to save your life....... but at least you're NOT GAY!!!!

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You haven't been around here much. Ootiots talk about choking the chicken frequently. What we don't talk about is having anything to do with another guy choking it because that's clearly GAY!

[censored]

03-09-2005, 10:34 PM

Yeti

03-09-2005, 10:37 PM

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But yeah, the OP is a homme.

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I think you mean "[censored]." A gentleman he is definitely not.

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Just something my friend uses to describe a person of that inkling. It makes me laugh.

Jurollo

03-09-2005, 10:41 PM

Semen is perhaps the most digusting of the bodily fluids, have fun explaining the 8 filled dixie cups to your rents when they drop in to see how you are spending their money to educate yourself.... "So mom, my roomie busted a nut and THEN got a BJ....."
~Justin

colgin

03-09-2005, 10:51 PM

masse75

03-09-2005, 11:37 PM

Okay, that is just f@$%ed up.

masse75

03-09-2005, 11:38 PM

You're quoting a gay magazine.

masse75

03-09-2005, 11:46 PM

Ace: Hey, Gary...I have a great idea for a bet! What are you doing for the next 18 hours?

Gary: Nothing, but I was thinking I might try and spank it 8 times.

billymonk

03-09-2005, 11:48 PM

Make sure you're getting more than 1:1 on this, since it's easily doable.

Verification is where this gets tricky, and, since you're going to lose probably, another reason to not take it.

StevieG

03-09-2005, 11:52 PM

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This might be really gay, but it's a weak bet.

I'll bet I can go 18 times in 18 hours.

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I see value in this bet, gay or not. The degenerate in me wins out.

We get a registered nurse who wants to make some money on a day off.

How about $1000 on the wager, plus the loser pays the registered nurse $500 for the day?

Jurollo

03-09-2005, 11:54 PM

If the nurse is the one who gets him off then it turns very +EV for the kid who needs to ejaculate 8 times.
~Justin

ThaSaltCracka

03-09-2005, 11:55 PM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay5.jpg

Reef

03-09-2005, 11:56 PM

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GAY.

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J_V

03-10-2005, 12:10 AM

You should.

J_V

03-10-2005, 12:12 AM

I've gone on record taking all bets that I could do it 10 times in 24 hours. This has been hotly debated. I think it varies person to person (refractory period), thus I don't like your bet. I need 48 hours notice, because I would like to be hydrated for the process.

GuyOnTilt

03-10-2005, 12:19 AM

This thread is full of immature homophobes. Seriously, grow up.

GoT

ThaSaltCracka

03-10-2005, 12:21 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay14.jpg

jakethebake

03-10-2005, 12:34 AM

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This thread is full of immature homophobes. Seriously, grow up. GoT

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Are you serious? This idiot is making bets about how many times someone can jackoff and you're saying there's something wrong with people that think there's something gay about that?

/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sponger15SB

03-10-2005, 12:45 AM

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I'm considering making a bet with a male friend that he cannot masturbate to orgasm 8 times in 18 hours. Most people can't do that, right? Advice?

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A better bet would be to see how fast he could jerk it to orgasm, then try to beat it.

You gotta do it sans XXX material or lube though.

My friend claimed he tried this and did it in 1min 40secs so when a group of friends and I were down in Rosarito I tried it while totally hammered (not with them in the room, jerks) and failed miserably, something like 3 1/2 minutes.

GuyOnTilt

03-10-2005, 12:49 AM

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This thread is full of immature homophobes. Seriously, grow up. GoT

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Are you serious? This idiot is making bets about how many times someone can jackoff and you're saying there's something wrong with people that think there's something gay about that?

/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I guess I wouldn't roll my eyes at this thread if it weren't for the 20 other ones recently filled with people thinking trimming pubic hair, wearing pink shirts, using body wash, etc. are gay. Seriously. All those things are normal. It's fine if you don't choose to do them, but if you actually think it's "gay" if other guys do, you need to grow up.

GoT

Sponger15SB

03-10-2005, 12:56 AM

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I guess I wouldn't roll my eyes at this thread if it weren't for the 20 other ones recently filled with people thinking trimming pubic hair, wearing pink shirts, using body wash, etc. are gay. Seriously. All those things are normal. It's fine if you don't choose to do them, but if you actually think it's "gay" if other guys do, you need to grow up.

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Don't get your ultra tight, prefaded and torn $200 jeans in a bunch over a couple of ignorant posters. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

J_V

03-10-2005, 02:01 AM

There are people out there NOT using bodywash? How could poeple call that gay? Talk about insecurity. And I thought I was a loser cause I felt a little insecure about buying "Nair For Men" at Walgreens. These losers are in a whole different league of insecurity.

Here you go boys:

I wear pink shirts. I use body wash. I have no problem talking about any type of sex in any type of detail with pretty much anybody. I go down on girls. I shave my nuts and trim my armpits. I workout. I use creatine. If I had chest hair, I'd probably shave it. I have a lufa and I love it. My wardrobe includes magenta, lime, pink, purple, and bright orange shirts. But my favorite shirt is yellow. I have 10 pairs of shoes. My favorite sexual position is doggy-style - and it not close. Second is girl on top. I was the hamburglar for halloween. My name is JV and I am not gay.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/justim80/album?.dir=e6f5&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http% 3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

Trying to "act" straight is gay. So stop smoking Marlboro Reds, they're bad for your health.

Ulysses

03-10-2005, 04:48 AM

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I wear pink shirts. I use body wash. I have no problem talking about any type of sex in any type of detail with pretty much anybody. I go down on girls. I shave my nuts and trim my armpits. I workout. I use creatine. If I had chest hair, I'd probably shave it. I have a lufa and I love it. My wardrobe includes magenta, lime, pink, purple, and bright orange shirts. But my favorite shirt is yellow. I have 10 pairs of shoes. My favorite sexual position is doggy-style - and it not close. Second is girl on top. I was the hamburglar for halloween. My name is JV and I am not gay.

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Have you ever had any of your friends cum into a cup 8 to 12 times and then checked out the results?

[censored]

03-10-2005, 04:53 AM

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There are people out there NOT using bodywash? How could poeple call that gay? Talk about insecurity. And I thought I was a loser cause I felt a little insecure about buying "Nair For Men" at Walgreens. These losers are in a whole different league of insecurity.

Here you go boys:

I wear pink shirts. I use body wash. I have no problem talking about any type of sex in any type of detail with pretty much anybody. I go down on girls. I shave my nuts and trim my armpits. I workout. I use creatine. If I had chest hair, I'd probably shave it. I have a lufa and I love it. My wardrobe includes magenta, lime, pink, purple, and bright orange shirts. But my favorite shirt is yellow. I have 10 pairs of shoes. My favorite sexual position is doggy-style - and it not close. Second is girl on top. I was the hamburglar for halloween. My name is JV and I am not gay.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/justim80/album?.dir=e6f5&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http% 3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

Trying to "act" straight is gay. So stop smoking Marlboro Reds, they're bad for your health.

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You may not be gay but feeling the need post this and about shaving your nuts twice probably makes you pretty damn insecure. What was it about this thread that hit so close to home?

thatpfunk

03-10-2005, 04:55 AM

How do you safely shave your nuts?

At least Nair them...

Dantes

03-10-2005, 04:55 AM

The things you described may not be gay technically but is certainly excedingly effeminate and metro, but I'm sure you know that.

scotty34

03-10-2005, 04:58 AM

What difference does it make if he is circumsized? I was unaware that it had any effects besides aesthetics, but I'm curious about this now.

johnnybeef

03-10-2005, 05:01 AM

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You gotta do it sans XXX material or lube though

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is that even possible?

J_V

03-10-2005, 05:12 AM

Anyone that knows me knows I'm a guy's guy, but I like to get laid. Almost all those things were done to help me get laid.

J_V

03-10-2005, 05:14 AM

Nothing, just funny. If you have a girlfriend its almost a must. I only started doing it cause my friends were.

It's a good thread and an interesting bet.

J_V

03-10-2005, 05:17 AM

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Have you ever had any of your friends cum into a cup 8 to 12 times and then checked out the results?

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No. And how do you get to every thread I post? Is there a stalker button?

scotty34

03-10-2005, 05:17 AM

If you can get laid doing all of the above, I believe you possess the talent to do it without doing all of that. I know someone who practises a lot of what you mentioned, and does so because he think it will improve his chances with the ladies. It doesn't however, and likely makes him worse off (he is 3/4 of the way through his 1st year of university, and been laid 0 times, and hooked up with about 3 girls). Trust me, if you didn't have all of those "metro" habits, you would do just as well, if not better.

Dantes

03-10-2005, 05:19 AM

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I was the turdburglar for halloween.

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fixed

JackWilson

03-10-2005, 05:27 AM

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What difference does it make if he is circumsized? I was unaware that it had any effects besides aesthetics, but I'm curious about this now.

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Being circumsized makes it harder due to friction burn being greater. Circumcised without lube would be challenging.

Anyway...I just wanted to know:

What's up with not only this messageboard, but in fact the general populace's fascination with homoeroticism?

Are most straight guys secretly curious about it on some level or something? I don't understand why there's always the fuss about whether something is gay or not, what the acceptable boundaries of gayness are (i.e having the guy cum in a cup and then looking at it to verify for the purposes of the bet) etc etc. It never ends. It's an ongoing fascination for people and I'd like to know why.

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"i woke up today and whacked it then got a bj"
"how many times do you normally orgasm in a day?"
"3"
"that's weak, i used to do 8"
"bullshit"
"wanna bet?"

[/ QUOTE ]

BTW, it's interesting - that's very similar to how many of my homosexual experimentation encounters started.

scotty34

03-10-2005, 05:33 AM

As a general rule, people are afraid of what is different from them. And I do mean "people" not single persons. The person itself would likely not care one way or the other if the majority of society did not tell them to think this way.

deacsoft

03-10-2005, 05:34 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay6.jpg

J_V

03-10-2005, 05:41 AM

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Trust me, if you didn't have all of those "metro" habits, you would do just as well, if not better

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Which metro habits are you talking about? body wash? lol.
Working out is huge IMO. I naturally have little muscle tone.

The other stuff is more for my girlfriend not me. Shaving if you aren't getting regular sex is a waste of time.

I think if you had to choose between metro and not for the average guy, metro is better.

Dressing well/stylish is important if you plan on meeting girls at bars/clubs. Doesn't have to be fancy, but you need some sense of style. I have no syle, so I have to fake it. Standing out someway is a must i.e. looks, personality, the way your dress etc.

scotty34

03-10-2005, 05:49 AM

I use body wash (none of those pink/green foamy lather ball things though), I shave (well not my armpits) etc. and I'm sure a TON of other guys do. I was more referring to the pink shirts etc.

Dressing well does not have to mean wearing bright colors such as pink though. The guy I was referring to earlier says he wears it because it shows he is comfortable with his sexuality. This is the complete wrong reason to wear something such as this. If you are secure with yourself (or if you aren't), a girl will be able to tell, pink shirt or no pink shirt. Dressing is important, but its really all about how you talk and act.

If you are going to wear pink shirts, do it because YOU like pink shirts, not because you think it is going to impress other people. But hey, if you like it, and your g/f likes it, then great.

OtisTheMarsupial

03-10-2005, 05:51 AM

OtisTheMarsupial

03-10-2005, 06:02 AM

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How do you safely shave your nuts?

At least Nair them...

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Be careful not to get the nair in your ass. Hurts like hell.

J_V

03-10-2005, 06:07 AM

The whole pink shirt things was more a joke with Diablo. The first picture he saw me in I was wearing some blue and pink striped shirt. It looked pretty dumb. It was my "go to" at the time too.

Pink shirts were cool about 6 months ago. Now guys like me are wearing them. But anything is better than the blue and white stripe thing that is going down.

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Dressing is important, but its really all about how you talk and act.

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Man this is right on. 40% what you say. 60% how you carry yourself. It's hard to fake confidence. Really hard. You can't fake "social value." Social value is a term that represents where you think you stand in relation to her and the people around you. Not social value in a literal sense, and social value is all perceived, but it's very hard to fake because it's engrained all around you. The way you act at work, with you other friends, etc.

Most guys put the girl on the pedastal and chase her. They need to learn that just because a girl looks good doesn't mean she good enough for you. But, hey, I'm off tangent. I love talking about how guys should get girls, cause I was very bad at it, and now I think I've become pretty good. But just like poker, I had to work at it.

Most of it comes down to guys not knowing how to act around girls though. I see it everyday. Some of the suavest moves I see are by lesbian chicks hitting on some of my straight girlfriend's friends. No shock their though, girls know girls better than guys know girls.

Anyway, good posting scott. I'm assuming you're a foreigner?

J_V

03-10-2005, 06:09 AM

Nairing is hell. I never really learned what a good way to do it was. I just did it one day. It's still a terrible process. You could just get a trimmer and shave, but it will be pretty spotty.

thatpfunk

03-10-2005, 06:12 AM

My friend nairs and loves it (except when he left it on too long and ended up with his sack= one big scab).

I've never bothered because trimmers just suck for that area.

dr. klopek

03-10-2005, 07:21 AM

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I'm considering making a bet with a male friend that he cannot masturbate to orgasm 8 times in 18 hours. Most people can't do that, right? Advice?

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Is this what they mean by "betting on the come?"

thatpfunk

03-10-2005, 07:43 AM

ni han... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

scotty34

03-10-2005, 02:38 PM

By foreigner, if you mean oustide the USA, yes I'm in Canada. If you mean not regular to OOT, then sort of. I usually like to read this forum because there are a lot of very interesting discussions, and make comments from time to time, but I mostly post in the Zoo.

2planka

03-10-2005, 02:44 PM

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I'm male, thanks, [censored]got. I will not be taking these pictures of him masturbating. I'm considering having him do it in a cup or something as proof.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/wormtowne/carsonkr01.jpg

CORed

03-10-2005, 02:47 PM

I couldn't do it now, but any time before the age of 30 I could have done it easily.

kurosh

03-10-2005, 03:33 PM

I don't understand you people at all. It's not like I'm whacking him off or watching him do it. It's gay that I talk to my male friends about whacking it??? There's way too much homophobia here.

For what it's worth, the gayest thing I've ever done is see another guy naked in a locker room. I have had sex with women. I did yesterday actually.

jakethebake

03-10-2005, 03:37 PM

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For what it's worth, the gayest thing I've ever done is see another guy naked in a locker room...

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No. They gayest thing is that you still carry the impage around in your head. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

asofel

03-10-2005, 03:38 PM

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I don't understand you people at all. It's not like I'm whacking him off or watching him do it. It's gay that I talk to my male friends about whacking it??? There's way too much homophobia here.

For what it's worth, the gayest thing I've ever done is see another guy naked in a locker room. I have had sex with women. I did yesterday actually.

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I think its more the graphic and specific nature of this...

like:

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Liquid must come out of his penis.

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and especially:

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I'm male, thanks, [censored]got. I will not be taking these pictures of him masturbating. I'm considering having him do it in a cup or something as proof. He is 18 so well in his prime.

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I mean, are you going to then look at it? What would that even prove?

Talking about masturbating is usually done in a "beat my dick like it owes me money" sort of way, and not "so dude, when you come, does it come out thick and" etc....not saying you said anything that specific...but it was getting close, and that's across the comfort line for lots of people....

[censored]

03-10-2005, 03:38 PM

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I don't understand you people at all. It's not like I'm whacking him off or watching him do it. It's gay that I talk to my male friends about whacking it???

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Dude c'mon let's get real. This is more than talking about whacking off. You first wanted to take pics with a cell phone cam and then moved to having him save it in a cup for inspection. Not exactly the same as making some brief comments or jokes about beating off.

jakethebake

03-10-2005, 03:40 PM

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This is more than talking about whacking off. You first wanted to take pics with a cell phone cam and then moved to having him save it in a cup for inspection. Not exactly the same as making some brief comments or jokes about beating off.

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Dantes

03-10-2005, 04:01 PM

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I have had sex with women. I did yesterday actually.

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http://server5.uploadit.org/files/aldonoba-you_win_the_prize.jpg

citanul

03-10-2005, 07:48 PM

my contribution to this thread, beyond echoing the general disgust with people calling anything that is vaguely grooming "effeminate" or "metro" or whatever.

a qtuoe from a great song -

"see look, i know i'm homophobic, but not about gay guys, they don't bother me at all, it's straight guys, who don't know they're gay. they fukc my [censored] right up."

citanul

dr. klopek

03-10-2005, 08:04 PM

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I have had sex with women. I did yesterday actually.

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Take that, Natural Selection!

Lawrence Ng

03-10-2005, 08:11 PM

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Trying to "act" straight is gay

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hmm....

Lawrence

Jurollo

03-10-2005, 08:17 PM

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Anyone that knows me knows I'm a guy's guy, but I like to get laid. Almost all those things were done to help me get laid.

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By a dude?
~Justin

Lawrence Ng

03-10-2005, 08:17 PM

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Dressing well/stylish is important if you plan on meeting girls at bars/clubs. Doesn't have to be fancy, but you need some sense of style. I have no syle, so I have to fake it. Standing out someway is a must i.e. looks, personality, the way your dress etc.

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Pft, there's a local high end lounge/bar that's a meat market I go to. I wear jeans, maybe a french collar long sleeve shirt that's quite casual. I don't stand out at all, that is till I roll out my wad of hundreds and the girls see it. Not really stylish, but gets attention and works.

The good thing is, I'm not faking it.

Lawrence