View Full Version : My ex-girlfriend won't stop bothering me...
Joe Tall
03-09-2005, 04:52 PM
She knows about the forum and she begged for me to post this so vote for her:
3rd Row, 4th from the right. Yenny Auburn, Ma (http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/index.aspx)
This is the profile within the voting page. (http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/pop.aspx?id=920&gIndex=26&pics=week4)
Thanks,
Joe Tall
TStoneMBD
03-09-2005, 05:01 PM
i was going to vote for her, but ended up voting for kimberly from poughkeepsie.
jakethebake
03-09-2005, 05:02 PM
She's easily in the bottom decile. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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3rd row from the top or bottom? it would've been easier to just post her name. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Check out the second link
beerbandit
03-09-2005, 05:03 PM
do you want her to win?
cheers
AngryCola
03-09-2005, 05:07 PM
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I'm a two-time boxing Golden Gloves champion. I was a boxer for five years. I retired undefeated. I own a hair salon, and I'm a public access TV producer.
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That's quite the mix.
lucas9000
03-09-2005, 05:07 PM
holy abs!
chaas4747
03-09-2005, 05:08 PM
I have several questions. Here is the profile:
Yenny
Auburn, MA
Height: 5'2" Weight: 102 lbs.
Profession: Cosmetologist
Preferred Celebrity Status: Model
Relationship Status: Single
Favorite Sport/Team: Boxing
Favorite Movie/Actor: Tom Cruise
Favorite Music/Artist:
Favorite Song:
Favorite Bar: Funky Murphy's
First Job: Jewelry sales representative
Other:
I came to the USA when I was 13. I speak both English and Spanish. I'm a two-time boxing Golden Gloves champion. I was a boxer for five years. I retired undefeated. I own a hair salon, and I'm a public access TV producer
Why does her occupation list : Cosmotologist. If she has like 19 other jobs. WTF does this girl do?
Ulysses
03-09-2005, 05:12 PM
Sorry, bud, but I can't in good conscience vote for her in that lineup.
This reminds me of when Howard Stern has chicks on getting evaluated for Playboy and he has to tell them "well, you're really hot and I and any other guy would love to do you anytime, but you're not Playboy hot."
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03-09-2005, 05:14 PM
She's not really my type and I thoght there were hotter girls to choose from but what do I care. she got my vote.
Dynasty
03-09-2005, 05:15 PM
This one is taking the tilted head thing too far.
http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/week4/900_s1.jpg
Joe Tall
03-09-2005, 05:17 PM
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Why does her occupation list : Cosmotologist. If she has like 19 other jobs. WTF does this girl do?
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She currently owns her a hair salon. Which is the only reason that I still talk to her since she cuts my hair. She has the crazy latin temper and dating her was suicide.
Joe Tall
03-09-2005, 05:18 PM
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Sorry, bud, but I can't in good conscience vote for her in that lineup.
This reminds me of when Howard Stern has chicks on getting evaluated for Playboy and he has to tell them "well, you're really hot and I and any other guy would love to do you anytime, but you're not Playboy hot."
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Doesn't bother me. She's reading this thread so it's comedy actually. She asked for it.
Chat soon,
Joe
nolanfan34
03-09-2005, 05:23 PM
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Doesn't bother me. She's reading this thread so it's comedy actually. She asked for it.
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You're an evil genius.
Done. Pretty exotic looking from these 55 year old eyes. You young guys are just way too picky.
scotty34
03-09-2005, 05:29 PM
Well if she reads the other threads about attractive women, I'm sure she won't be too offended. Every single absolutely goreous woman who has ever been mentioned in this forum has received criticism.
The standards of this forum are so high, I'm surprised anyone ever gets laid.
slickpoppa
03-09-2005, 05:29 PM
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Done. Pretty exotic looking from these 55 year old eyes. You young guys are just way too picky.
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No, we just still have blood flowing through our veins /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
jakethebake
03-09-2005, 05:30 PM
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The standards of this forum are so high, I'm surprised anyone ever gets laid.
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There was one?
slickpoppa
03-09-2005, 05:30 PM
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The standards of this forum are so high, I'm surprised anyone ever gets laid.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg
asofel
03-09-2005, 05:35 PM
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The standards of this forum are so high, I'm surprised anyone ever gets laid.
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There was one?
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yes, this morning ;-)
Joe Tall
03-09-2005, 05:37 PM
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Done. Pretty exotic looking from these 55 year old eyes. You young guys are just way too picky.
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She Dominican and has the craziest latin temper and attitude I've ever com across. I kicked her out of my apartement the day we broke up. She is the ex-girlfriend 45-story that was referenced here. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=1734294&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1) She nearly broke my nose.
Stay warm,
Joe Tall
wacki
03-09-2005, 05:44 PM
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She currently owns her a hair salon. Which is the only reason that I still talk to her since she cuts my hair. She has the crazy latin temper and dating her was suicide.
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I hope you don't end up bald. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
I couldn't vote for her. If I have bigger boobs than a girl I'm dating, I don't have a big problem with it. However, if the girl I'm dating has bigger abs then I do, it's a bit of a buzz kill. Sorry.
That being said, I bet she was one hell of a ride in bed. She would probably break the average man in half. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Phat Mack
03-09-2005, 05:53 PM
I didn't have any trouble voting for her. After looking at her profile page, I have to say that she looks angelic when she smiles.
Glad she didn't break your nose.
Joe Tall
03-09-2005, 06:01 PM
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Doesn't bother me. She's reading this thread so it's comedy actually. She asked for it.
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You're an evil genius.
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She woke me up with this, what could I do?!? /images/graemlins/grin.gif
B Dids
03-09-2005, 06:11 PM
http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/week4/1662_l1.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/week4/1178_l2.jpg
Just two of the many I liked better.
Sorry, I had to vote for others.
Boris
03-09-2005, 06:17 PM
I thought she was in the top quartile for sure though.
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She currently owns her a hair salon. Which is the only reason that I still talk to her since she cuts my hair. She has the crazy latin temper and dating her was suicide.
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And you let her within arms reach with scissors in her hand?
She is a pretty girl but when you put her on a page with the rest of those girls, well, yeah.
Patrick del Poker Grande
03-09-2005, 06:25 PM
She's not even the best in her row or her column. She's got MA locked up, but that's only because they've only got two other ugly bitches in there from MA. I'm not going to say she's unattractive, because she is good looking, but come on.
I wasn't going to say that, but I must agree, Mr. Grande.
My favorite on the page is Loribeth, of Rochester, NH:
http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/voting/week4/2627_l2.jpg
willie
03-09-2005, 06:41 PM
i voted for the girl from poughkeepsie since it's about 15 minutes from my house. Represent
She's outclassed on that page though. Sorry.
sublime
03-09-2005, 06:50 PM
joe indirectly asks for a favor and you fcukers say "i cant vote for her, shes not the hottest"
if she was the hottest, then he wouldnt really be asking for a favor, would he?
daveymck
03-09-2005, 08:18 PM
I prefer the first photo of her the dark smouldering look, the hair just across the face look, all goes downhill fr me on the smiling one. I seem to prefer the smouldering moody type (who are gnerally psycho so she fits the bill).
diddle
03-09-2005, 08:20 PM
I would never lie over the internet
deacsoft
03-09-2005, 08:22 PM
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...I can't in good conscience vote for her in that lineup.
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willie
03-09-2005, 08:26 PM
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Who is outclassed?
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the girl he's asking us to vote for
deacsoft
03-09-2005, 08:26 PM
Upon further review... I can't vote for any of those girls. If the lights don't dim when their eyes open I'm not interested. I guess I have high standards.
SCfuji
03-09-2005, 08:44 PM
kimberly looks like she was born a man dude.
wacki
03-09-2005, 10:00 PM
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joe indirectly asks for a favor and you fcukers say "i cant vote for her, shes not the hottest"
if she was the hottest, then he wouldnt really be asking for a favor, would he?
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Is he asking for a favor, or did he post this thread just to get the woman to stop bugging him?
At this point I am really starting to feel like an [censored] because I might be putting Joe in a bad spot. /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
[censored] it, I'll vote for her Joe.
Lawrence Ng
03-09-2005, 10:15 PM
I voted for her Joe.
You owe me.
Lawrence /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Jim Kuhn
03-10-2005, 12:04 AM
Joe,
I voted for her. You are definately an overachiever!
Thank you,
Jim Kuhn
Catfish4u
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...I can't in good conscience vote for her in that lineup.
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sorry
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