random workday poll

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no coherent theme here, just some random questions...

[beerbandit]

does rocky count as a sports moment?

im pretty sure ive never pissed on my foot, but i have pissed on the toilet seat and then stepped in it



cheers

[Slow Play Ray]

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im pretty sure ive never pissed on my foot, but i have pissed on the toilet seat and then stepped in it

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someone's gotta ask - why are you stepping on the toilet seat?

[GuyOnTilt]

Your pee-shiver one reminded me of something stupid I did. Sometimes for whatever reason I flush the toilet while I'm at the tail end of my piss, and last time I was staying at the Mirage, I was taking a pee in the bathroom in my room and did just that. Their toilets are like the super suction insta-flush ones and I got spray all over my legs and waist. As soon as it happened I started laughing really hard at myself and my stupidity. Chalk that one up on the stupid things I've done at the Mirage, along with grabbing a falling hot iron instinctively. Yes, I'm a dumbass apparently.

GoT

[Shajen]

I would assume he meant the spray "bounced" off the seat and onto the floor, then he stepped in that.

I could be wrong of course.

Anyone ever forget to clean the pipes out after sex?

The morning piss afterwards is an exercise in stream management.

[Reef]

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I have eaten something I dropped on the floor, and not thought twice about it:

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5 second rule

[VBM]

i flush public toilets typically by stomping on the handle w/ my left foot (using ur hand seems gross to me)

conceivably, if he was trying to flush while still in mid-pee, a la GoT, he might spray himself that way...

[Suited Deuce]

I always bring out the Left Foot Flush Technique and The Standing Stall Elbow Flush. Can't touch that handle, even for just a pee, and God forbid I would have to sit and throw a deuce...

[LALDAAS]

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I have accidentally sprayed a foot, during a pee-shiver

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Have you ever been so piss ass drunk, you go take a leak and your monster junk gets away from you. Kinda like a fire hose.

[beerbandit]

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Have you ever been so piss ass drunk

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yes


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you go take a leak and your monster junk gets away from you. Kinda like a fire hose

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no


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[beerbandit]

dont remember

but i fell, hit my head and invented the flux capicitor



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[sfer]

Question on Question 2. Does Rocky IV count?

EDIT: Guess I'm not the only one.

[Bluffoon]

Completely ridiculous and pointless aside to follow.

My girlfriend asked if she could hold it while I pee. So she can't hit the bowl (I guess it gets easier with practice) and we both start laughing and I ended up peeing mostly in her garbage can. Good times.

[jakethebake]

wtf is a pee-shiver?

[LALDAAS]

When you have to go so bad, you finally let it go and you head snaps to the left and shiver. Followed by the aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[beerbandit]

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My girlfriend asked if she could hold it while I pee

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same here

she just said it felt weird with the piss going through --- but was pretty much on with the aim, i was laughing though


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[jakethebake]

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When you have to go so bad, you finally let it go and you head snaps to the left and shiver. Followed by the aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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I guess I've been missing out. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Rick Diesel]

Bumping the zit, and true on all of them except for the calling an ex one.

[Rick Diesel]

Oh yeah, and once I was so drunk that I peed in my closet thinking I was in the bathroom and my laundry basket was the toilet. Not really sure the significance of this, but I just thought I would add it.

[jakethebake]

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Oh yeah, and once I was so drunk that I peed in my closet thinking I was in the bathroom and my laundry basket was the toilet. Not really sure the significance of this, but I just thought I would add it.

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Actually that thread was done last week. /images/graemlins/grin.gif