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zuluking

03-08-2005, 11:00 PM

Goddam* f*cking fish, why wouldn't you call all the way you f*cking 73/3 piece of sh*t fish!

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
3 folds, MP1 calls, 1 fold, MP3 raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: (10 SB) J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls, MP3 folds.

Turn: (6 BB) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls.

River: (8 BB) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ts Th (two pair, jacks and tens).
MP1 has Kh 3s (full house, threes full of jacks).
Outcome: MP1 wins 10 BB.

kumarshah

03-08-2005, 11:15 PM

I had a similar hand, QQ vs J2s

flop: K9J
Turn K
Gave me Q high FD, SFD too.

River J. He had J2 /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Marquis

03-08-2005, 11:44 PM

Huh?

toss

03-08-2005, 11:44 PM

Bad day huh?

Ralf

03-08-2005, 11:46 PM

(no content) would be appreciated, good sir.

Dead

03-09-2005, 12:26 AM

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(no content) would be appreciated, good sir.

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iluzion

03-09-2005, 12:31 AM

oh god that was kinda funny, i had a few beats like that today, just make sure you dont leave the table til you take it back from the fishies, and add them to your buddy list. and yeah, (no content).

elbuddha

03-09-2005, 12:54 AM

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oh god that was kinda funny, i had a few beats like that today, just make sure you dont leave the table til you take it back from the fishies, and add them to your buddy list. and yeah, (no content).

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Reading beat threads is bad luck. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

After reading this thread tonight, I lost AJs vs 54o on an A98 flop, turn 5, river 5. Then to the same villain on a subsequent orbit I lost A5s vs T7 on an A54 flop, turn T, river T. Both hands were capped on at least one street (not the river).

I would have stayed to take it back from him, but after telling him to go XXXX himself, twice, and then putting a hole in the wall with my fist, I'm done for the night. Maybe the week.

And yeah, no content here either.

JKetzer

03-09-2005, 01:26 AM

When you begin to damage your house using only your body, then it's probably time to stop playing for a bit. Good call.

Entity

03-09-2005, 01:37 AM

Hey Zulu,

http://www.geekfitness.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_yuck.jpg

Feel better?

Shillx

03-09-2005, 01:47 AM

Holy hell why is your PFR 15%????

I'm pretty sure that after about 11-12% you start to lose value...

Brad

Entity

03-09-2005, 01:50 AM

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Holy hell why is your PFR 15%????

I'm pretty sure that after about 11-12% you start to lose value...

Brad

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That's $3/6 6max. /images/graemlins/smile.gif I'm working on getting my VPIP higher but there were some serious maniacs in the game, which made for some situations I'm not comfortable with yet, so I did a lot more folding to raises than I'm accustomed to.

Rob

toss

03-09-2005, 02:09 AM

Looks like you'll be at 5/10 soon. Just the thought of $1000 swings makes me want to vomit.

mungpo

03-09-2005, 02:17 AM

I like mine better.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, K/images/graemlins/heart.gif. CO posts a blind of $1.
1 fold, UTG+1 raises, 4 folds, CO (poster) calls, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

River: (9.50 BB) 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO raises, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls.

Final Pot: 15.50 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd Kh (two pair, kings and twos).
UTG+1 has 9d 9h (two pair, nines and twos).
CO has Kc 2d (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: CO wins 15.50 BB.

btspider

03-09-2005, 02:29 AM

1/2 6-max..

Hero isolatation raises LP-P with K9s PF.

Flop Q95
LP checks, Hero bet, LP calls

Turn 8
LP checks, Hero bet, LP calls

River 8
LP checks, Hero bet, LP calls

LP tables K8.

Entity

03-09-2005, 03:43 AM

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Hero isolatation raises LP-P with K9s PF.

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I think part of your problem getting your VPIP up is that you see that as an isolation raise and not a value raise.

There are lots of games where I'm raising that UTG.

Rob

ErrantNight

03-09-2005, 04:17 AM

3/6 6 max ain't my thang. it's not 5/10 6 max, that's fer sure.

kumarshah

03-09-2005, 04:56 AM

3/6 max L-P games you mean?

6 max is fun if you can deal with swings (Yes I play .05/.10 right now, but have had some experience at Stars .50-1 6-max)

Entity

03-09-2005, 08:15 AM

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3/6 max L-P games you mean?

6 max is fun if you can deal with swings (Yes I play .05/.10 right now, but have had some experience at Stars .50-1 6-max)

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Well, it wasn't really LP-P, from what I saw today and yesterday. Probably a mix of LA-P and LA-A. Definitely not as passive as 1/2 6m (I've got ~30k of that at Party) and 2/4 6m at Stars.

Rob