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KJS
03-08-2005, 02:09 PM
Friday PM 3-6 at Mirage: Bad
Friday PM 6-12 at Mirage: Worse
Saturday 3-6 at Mirage: Good
Saturday 6-12 at Mirage: Better
Watching HU tourney at Golden Nugget: Intriguing
Meeting Fossilman: Cool
Bacon Martini at Double Down: Weird
Slayer on Office Bar jukebox: Rulin'
Drunk Late night 6-12 at Mirage: Profitable
Sunday Hangover: Painful
Sunday NL at Harrah's: Boring
[Except for winning $100 pot with 82o after raising 7X BB pre-flop and getting a caller on the flop who couldn't call on the river: Sweet]
Throwing out my Harrah's food comp because it took an hour for the floorperson to get around to writing it: Vengeful
Sunday 3-6 at Mirage: Straddle-y
Sunday dinner and drinks at Peppermill: Funky
Sunday 1-5 Stud at Mirage: Different
Missing flight because wife was stuck in Taco Bell line: Lame

KJS
andyfox
03-08-2005, 02:12 PM
KJS's Vegas trip report: priceless.
sfer
03-08-2005, 06:09 PM
Best. Trip Report. Ever.
nolanfan34
03-08-2005, 07:02 PM
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Slayer on Office Bar jukebox: Rulin'

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Awesome.

Great report!
eggzz
03-08-2005, 09:12 PM
What is in a Bacon Martini?
thewarden
03-09-2005, 12:01 AM
Bottle of Vodka with a strip of bacon in it, giving it the bacon flavor so needed in a cocktail with that name...
It also led to this exchange:
"Was the bacon cooked?"
"If you're going to put meat in a bottle, I think it's probably a good idea if you cook it first"
Luv2DriveTT
03-09-2005, 12:20 AM
Brilliant!

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KJS
03-09-2005, 03:11 AM
Other notable quotes:

Friend: "Are there ATMs in the casino?"
Guy at Mirage: "What time does the poker room close?"
Really drunk 1-5 Stud player: "I can't see straight, can you tell I can't see straight?"
Friend: "I won 200 quarters, that's like forty bucks."
Harrah's floorwoman after I tossed the comp: "That was kind of a di*k move."
Stud dealer after a guy called a bet when I obviously had the winner and then said he knew he was beat: "Why'd you call it?"
Reply: "I'm an alcoholic".

Additions warden?

KJS
thewarden
03-09-2005, 06:17 PM
Cabdriver at the Mirage when he found out we were going to the Double Down: "You guys sure you want to go there?"

Drunk guy who had been playing in the Mirage poker room for hours: "Which casino am I in?"

Guy playing 6-12 next to me on Friday night: "I had a friend who had a monkey..."

KJS after taking that seat 1/2 hour later: "I had a friend in Thailand who had a monkey..."

Plus many others only humorous in context.