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Sponger15SB
03-08-2005, 03:39 AM
Discuss.

wacki
03-08-2005, 03:40 AM
I like ugly chicks?

istewart
03-08-2005, 03:41 AM
If she had gone to your high school you would've been foaming at the mouth. It's all context. For what she is now, I'd say she's decent.

Popinjay
03-08-2005, 03:48 AM
Proof that in this day and age money can buy good looks.

housenuts
03-08-2005, 03:51 AM
disagreed

Sponger15SB
03-08-2005, 03:59 AM
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Proof that in this day and age money can buy good looks.

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Thank you.


Also anyone notice that nicole richie looks like SNL cast member rachel dratch.....

http://snl-ibc.jt.org/RachelDratch.jpg

david050173
03-08-2005, 04:01 AM
She is good looking if you compare her to the average 20 something girl. Compare her to the average 20 something model and she is bottom of the barrel.

siccjay
03-08-2005, 04:04 AM
Not really....

Nichole Richie is one of those strangly hot chicks. I'd much rather have my way with her than Paris.

MelK
03-08-2005, 04:16 AM
She is ugly.

How can we make her go away?

FishBurger
03-08-2005, 04:20 AM
Agreed. I never have understood her appeal. If it wasn't for her whorishness nobody would pay any attention to her.

shant
03-08-2005, 04:27 AM
I think she's great looking. Guess I'm in the minority.

PoBoy321
03-08-2005, 04:29 AM
She actually went to an all girl's high school. She isn't in her graduation photo because she'd been out the night before.

J_V
03-08-2005, 04:30 AM
Eh, wrong. I used to think that. But she's in the second tier because she's good looking in an unusual way.


Of course, she can't hand with the Beckinsdale's, Alba's, and beyonce's of the world.

Skjonne
03-08-2005, 04:32 AM
No

J_V
03-08-2005, 04:32 AM
Great point. I say things like, "Jennifer Anniston is not attractive at all."

And I can say that with a straight face because she's not naked in my bedroom.

bholdr
03-08-2005, 04:48 AM
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I like ugly chicks?

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LMFAO. nh.

scotty34
03-08-2005, 05:10 AM
I don't post in this forum much, so maybe I don't know better, but isn't there some sort of rule regarding threads about judgement of attractive females?

The Yugoslavian
03-08-2005, 05:19 AM
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Discuss.

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Meh.

Yugoslav

Richie Rich
03-08-2005, 06:02 AM
I always thought you were gay. Now it's confirmed.

GrekeHaus
03-08-2005, 06:08 AM
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Meh.

Yugoslav

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You can't say "meh" Yugo, you stole that word from me. If I were to sum up Paris in one word, it would have to be "Dirty, dirty whore".

housenuts
03-08-2005, 07:19 AM
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I don't post in this forum much, so maybe I don't know better, but isn't there some sort of rule regarding threads about judgement of attractive females?

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no there is no such rule. but there is a rule about threads about raping females. i know. don't start one.

Catch of the Day
03-08-2005, 07:28 AM
I think that what makes her so attractive to me, is the inherant beauty that lies within her. I mean I know that she is only slightly more attractive than the average bear, but her beauty is the type that transcends mere aesthetics. In the words of P-Diddy...

"5'5 with dimples, potential, wife credientials..."

Catch-

housenuts
03-08-2005, 07:49 AM
i think what appeals about her to me is that if i was with her not only would i get sex from her, but probably material goods as well. but i do think she is attractive. i tend to like taller women anyways.

btw, she is much hotter than her counterpart nicole ritchie

3rdEye
03-08-2005, 07:54 AM
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I like ugly chicks?

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Guess I do too.

Damn, Paris Hilton is hot, even though she is a retarded bitch.

Catch of the Day
03-08-2005, 07:57 AM
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i think what appeals about her to me is that...

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/sarcasm off

Catch-

codewarrior
03-08-2005, 08:06 AM
Plastic. There is nothing naturally beautiful about her. Also too skinny, but that is a personal preference.

peachy
03-08-2005, 08:08 AM
i think she looks like nasty trailer trash...

Schneids
03-08-2005, 08:25 AM
More images please, Bruiser may not know who Paris Hilton is.


http://www.euro26.hr/prilozi/paris_hilton_4673.jpg

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101758.jpg

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/resources/parishiltonbig320.jpg

Michael Davis
03-08-2005, 08:56 AM
Well, the dog's cute anyways.

-Michael

housenuts
03-08-2005, 08:58 AM
i see nothing wrong with the top photo. in fact i am aroused. the other two are complete trash

peachy
03-08-2005, 09:01 AM
in the top one shes TOLERABLE but its b/c her body takes away from her scaryness

and yes her dog is WAYYYYYY cuter and o so cute!!!

Toro
03-08-2005, 10:02 AM
The fact that there is a video on the internet of her giving some pretty good head predjuces my opinion of her in her favor.

Rushmore
03-08-2005, 10:04 AM
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i see nothing wrong with the top photo. in fact i am aroused. the other two are complete trash

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Please do not ever share with us when you "are aroused."

We're all friends here, just not THAT sort of friends.

ToneLoc
03-08-2005, 10:15 AM
It took 20 posts before someone posted pics? Bad, really bad.
By the way, could the guys that rate Paris "not hot" post a picutre of their girlfriend, or alternatively give a quick indication of how long they'vs stayed single? That could help us put things in perspective.

Thx.

Dead
03-08-2005, 10:48 AM
This thread is lame.

Discuss.

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peachy
03-08-2005, 10:54 AM
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It took 20 posts before someone posted pics? Bad, really bad.
By the way, could the guys that rate Paris "not hot" post a picutre of their girlfriend, or alternatively give a quick indication of how long they'vs stayed single? That could help us put things in perspective.

Thx.

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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???

Evan
03-08-2005, 10:57 AM
Is that top one photoshoped?

peachy
03-08-2005, 10:58 AM
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Is that top one photoshoped?

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unfortunately no

but then again anyone can look decent at some point...well any girl...with makeup and the right clothes and the right angle...

that angle takes away from her hideousness and draws attention to her long skinny body...but i think shes TOO skinny

Broken Glass Can
03-08-2005, 10:59 AM
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i think she looks like nasty trailer trash...

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Why do you insult people who live in trailers?

That is such a Clintonesque tactic. You can do better.

Dead
03-08-2005, 11:01 AM
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i think she looks like nasty trailer trash...

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Why do you insult people who live in trailers?

That is such a Clintonesque tactic. You can do better.

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Head on over to any Right wing message board. They refer to the Clinton family as trailer trash. Nice try.

But I do agree with you.

Broken Glass Can
03-08-2005, 11:05 AM
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Head on over to any Right wing message board. They refer to the Clinton family as trailer trash. Nice try.

But I do agree with you.

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Do you find it ironic that the Clinton supporters called Paula Jones trailer trash, even though it was Clinton himself who invited her up to the hotel room?

peachy
03-08-2005, 11:05 AM
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i think she looks like nasty trailer trash...

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Why do you insult people who live in trailers?

That is such a Clintonesque tactic. You can do better.

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Head on over to any Right wing message board. They refer to the Clinton family as trailer trash. Nice try.

But I do agree with you.

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uumm i am right winged thx

Dead
03-08-2005, 11:08 AM
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i think she looks like nasty trailer trash...

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Why do you insult people who live in trailers?

That is such a Clintonesque tactic. You can do better.

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Head on over to any Right wing message board. They refer to the Clinton family as trailer trash. Nice try.

But I do agree with you.

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uumm i am right winged thx

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Oh ok. My respect for you just went down my trailer's toilet.

Dead
03-08-2005, 11:08 AM
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Head on over to any Right wing message board. They refer to the Clinton family as trailer trash. Nice try.

But I do agree with you.

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Do you find it ironic that the Clinton supporters called Paula Jones trailer trash, even though it was Clinton himself who invited her up to the hotel room?

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Not a big Clinton fan. I don't really care if people bash him, because he's really a Republican anyway(look at his conservative policies). You're looking at a real Democrat, not that I want to turn this thread into a political fight.

peachy
03-08-2005, 11:10 AM
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i think she looks like nasty trailer trash...

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Why do you insult people who live in trailers?

That is such a Clintonesque tactic. You can do better.

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Head on over to any Right wing message board. They refer to the Clinton family as trailer trash. Nice try.

But I do agree with you.

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uumm i am right winged thx

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Oh ok. My respect for you just went down my trailer's toilet.

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then the feeling is mutal

ethan
03-08-2005, 11:11 AM
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The fact that there is a video on the internet of her giving some pretty mediocre head predjuces my opinion of her in her favor.

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fixed your post

ethan
03-08-2005, 11:13 AM
I wish you people would stop quoting BGC's posts. It makes the "ignore user" function less effective.

Don't feed the trolls, folks. And if you absolutely insist on doing so, take it somewhere else.

ToneLoc
03-08-2005, 11:14 AM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Dead
03-08-2005, 11:15 AM
It was a joke peachy. I have a few Republican friends.

Broken Glass Can
03-08-2005, 11:15 AM
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i think she looks like nasty trailer trash...

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Why do you insult people who live in trailers?

That is such a Clintonesque tactic. You can do better.

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Head on over to any Right wing message board. They refer to the Clinton family as trailer trash. Nice try.

But I do agree with you.

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uumm i am right winged thx

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Oh ok. My respect for you just went down my trailer's toilet.

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Don't believe her, she's a liberal who posted a bigoted comment. But I forgive her (but only if she posts her pictures /images/graemlins/grin.gif)

peachy
03-08-2005, 11:15 AM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

ToneLoc
03-08-2005, 11:20 AM
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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??


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exactly
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MelK
03-08-2005, 11:25 AM
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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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"Blood filled piece of skin" seems to describe the female sexual response quite well. Why did you have to put that image in my mind this morning?

cnfuzzd
03-08-2005, 11:26 AM
its not how ugly YOU are, its how ugly the person standing next to you is. Btw, princess leia is kind of letting herself go, but i guess she has earned it with a lifetime of achievement in nerd-heaven.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/heartbreakers/_group_photos/carrie_fisher21.jpg

again, put her next to a real crack-whore, and the decision becomes easier to make...

http://cache.eonline.com/Celebs/Outabout/Archive2004/Images/love.hilton2.021004.jpg

course,,, it doesnt hurt her image to be standing next to another tall blonde, both of them wearing small straps of leather....

http://galleries.juicybucks.com/pf/1/paris-hilton/1/images/paris-hilton-04.jpg

make it three of them, and only four pieces of clothing betwixt them,, and i dont think you would say no...

http://www.geocities.com/braconr1/paris-hilton/A-Paris-Hilton.JPG

but, for those that disagree.....




http://www.zacharyparker.com/Paris.gif

peace

john nickle

Dead
03-08-2005, 11:26 AM
Yeah I thought so BGC.

I remember her posting in Gamblor's gay threads.

Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to be talking to you. TROLL. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

cnfuzzd
03-08-2005, 11:28 AM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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i agree, men are irrational about pretty much anything to do with sex. We leave being irrational about EVERYTHING ELSE to you women.

peace

john nickle

peachy
03-08-2005, 11:28 AM
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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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"Blood filled piece of skin" seems to describe the female sexual response quite well. Why did you have to put that image in my mind this morning?

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hahah BUT we r less likely to be presuaded by ours...and urs being larger qualifies u for a bigger tardo

well at least i HOPE they r bigger...but thats another sad story

peachy
03-08-2005, 11:29 AM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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i agree, men are irrational about pretty much anything to do with sex. We leave being irrational about EVERYTHING ELSE to you women.

peace

john nickle

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ur in BIG trouble MISTER!!

Broken Glass Can
03-08-2005, 11:33 AM
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Yeah I thought so BGC.

I remember her posting in Gamblor's gay threads.

Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to be talking to you. TROLL. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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It's the posters who can't respond to logic effectively who pretend not to see my devastatingly logical posts. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Screwtape
03-08-2005, 11:34 AM
She only gets the attention cause she's rich and an idiot so makes for good tabloids. If she wasn't rich she'd still be hot but just another chick.

Soul Daddy
03-08-2005, 11:46 AM
She epitomizes "dirty hot"

Beerfund
03-08-2005, 11:53 AM
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Is that top one photoshoped?

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unfortunately no

but then again anyone can look decent at some point...well any girl...with makeup and the right clothes and the right angle...

that angle takes away from her hideousness and draws attention to her long skinny body...but i think shes TOO skinny

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You're fat.

peachy
03-08-2005, 11:57 AM
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Is that top one photoshoped?

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unfortunately no

but then again anyone can look decent at some point...well any girl...with makeup and the right clothes and the right angle...

that angle takes away from her hideousness and draws attention to her long skinny body...but i think shes TOO skinny

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You're fat.

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o yes i am! ive said i weight 600 lbs /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Sponger15SB
03-08-2005, 12:01 PM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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1) How can you think without using a blood filled piece of skin

2) Hotness is determined by what my penis thinks of her

nothumb
03-08-2005, 12:03 PM
I cast my fifth level green mana forcefield magic barrier spell and BANISH YOUR TROLL ASS BACK TO POLITICS FOREVER.

NT

Beerfund
03-08-2005, 12:04 PM
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Is that top one photoshoped?

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unfortunately no

but then again anyone can look decent at some point...well any girl...with makeup and the right clothes and the right angle...

that angle takes away from her hideousness and draws attention to her long skinny body...but i think shes TOO skinny

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You're fat.

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o yes i am! ive said i weight 600 lbs /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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No I'm serious, a skinny chick would never say that another chick is TOO skinny.








Fatty /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Voltron87
03-08-2005, 12:07 PM
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Is that top one photoshoped?

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unfortunately no

but then again anyone can look decent at some point...well any girl...with makeup and the right clothes and the right angle...

that angle takes away from her hideousness and draws attention to her long skinny body...but i think shes TOO skinny

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You're fat.

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o yes i am! ive said i weight 600 lbs /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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No I'm serious, a skinny chick would never say that another chick is TOO skinny.








Fatty /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Game Over.

Continue? 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

partygirluk
03-08-2005, 12:08 PM
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I cast my fifth level green mana forcefield magic barrier spell and BANISH YOUR TROLL ASS BACK TO POLITICS FOREVER.

NT

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TYVM. Hope it works.

nothumb
03-08-2005, 12:08 PM
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No I'm serious, a skinny chick would never say that another chick is TOO skinny.



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Awwww I smell a pwn a-cookin.

NT

cnfuzzd
03-08-2005, 12:09 PM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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i think im going to go with my second response here:

You call what you women do RATIONAL THOUGHT?!?!?

but both are pretty good, and accurate.

peace

john nickle

chaas4747
03-08-2005, 12:09 PM
I don't know. I really tend to like trashy women that can set me so I never need to work another day in my life.

Might just be me?

Hattifnatt
03-08-2005, 12:11 PM
Her sister is pretty sweet.

Clarkmeister
03-08-2005, 12:13 PM
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Not really....

Nichole Richie is one of those strangly hot chicks. I'd much rather have my way with her than Paris.

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Wow. Well, with the abundance of trailer parks, at least you'll never find a shortage of chicks that you find attractive.

Broken Glass Can
03-08-2005, 12:13 PM
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I cast my fifth level green mana forcefield magic barrier spell and BANISH YOUR TROLL ASS BACK TO POLITICS FOREVER.

NT

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Not being bigoted against people who happen to live in trailers isn't a political issue. It's about basic human dignity and respect. You moron. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

partygirluk
03-08-2005, 12:16 PM
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Do you find it ironic that the Clinton supporters called Paula Jones trailer trash, even though it was Clinton himself who invited her up to the hotel room?


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wtf has that got to do with this thread. Stop trying to desperately weave your agenda into every thread you cast your eye upon.

Clarkmeister
03-08-2005, 12:16 PM
She's definitely hot. She has one of the all-time great "[censored]-me" faces.

Sponger15SB
03-08-2005, 12:17 PM
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I don't know. I really tend to like trashy women that can set me so I never need to work another day in my life.

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Oh yeah, another thing. If I was like a business traveler who stayed in a bunch of hotels I would probably avoid hiltons knowing that such an incredibly shallow dumbass was getting money out of it.

I guess that sounds dumb but oh well.

Sponger15SB
03-08-2005, 12:18 PM
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She's definitely hot. She has one of the all-time great "[censored]-me" faces.

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Why did it censor the word "kill"?

partygirluk
03-08-2005, 12:18 PM
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She's definitely hot. She has one of the all-time great "[censored]-me" faces.

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Why did it censor the word "kill"?

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afk
03-08-2005, 12:25 PM
What the hell is there to discuss? She's ugly, end of thread.

Clarkmeister
03-08-2005, 12:26 PM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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No. It's because you are women and your vote doesn't count. Just like if we had a "Hot guys" thread, only women's votes would count. It's pretty simple actually. Women are actually the worst judges of hotness because they like to hate on each other so much.

Broken Glass Can
03-08-2005, 12:31 PM
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Do you find it ironic that the Clinton supporters called Paula Jones trailer trash, even though it was Clinton himself who invited her up to the hotel room?


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wtf has that got to do with this thread. Stop trying to desperately weave your agenda into every thread you cast your eye upon.

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Back to your slimy out-of-context posting tactics again I see.

Dead claimed calling people trailer-trash was something right wingers did.

I responded by pointing out that the most well known use of this term for political gain was by Clinton supporters against Paula Jones.

Of course, you knew that. Isn't it funny that you didn't object to Dead's post about right wingers? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

partygirluk
03-08-2005, 12:34 PM
You barge into this thread, and take it TOTALLY off topic by bringing in Clinton, Dead tells you to go away and post it on a more appropriate messageboard, don't see anything wrong with that.

Broken Glass Can
03-08-2005, 12:46 PM
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You barge into this thread, and take it TOTALLY off topic

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Uh, peachy brought up the whole "nasty trailer trash" issue. Both Dead and you could just have posted "I agree, we shouldn't be bigoted against trailer residents" or posted nothing at all - then the issue would have died toot sweet.

If liberals attack unfairly, I will/may respond to them. You guys make these attacks and then you cry about my responses.
http://www.nc.sevier.org/~tinabrasington/cry.gif

(Actually, I don't include Dead in that "crying" bit - his posts are about issues, not personal attacks)

partygirluk
03-08-2005, 12:49 PM
I have not cried about your response. You have already proven yourself to be a liar - and I don't give a [censored] what your political leanings are. The fact is that you come into OOT, and when not posting lies and slandering other users you leap on any chance you get to bring in your agenda. STFU and troll the politics forum.

Broken Glass Can
03-08-2005, 12:51 PM
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Just like if we had a "Hot guys" thread, only women's votes would count.

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I was going to say something about how gay men might be offended by this "rule", but I think it would make partygirluk cry if I did. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Redeye
03-08-2005, 01:12 PM
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She's definitely hot. She has one of the all-time great "[censored]-me" faces.

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Thank you for breathing some level of rational thought into this thread. The idea that she is ugly is utterly ridiculous.

Shajen
03-08-2005, 01:15 PM
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She's definitely hot. She has one of the all-time great "[censored]-me" faces.

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She's not ugly, but she's a skank and way too skinny.

I like my women with curves. (not fat, not overweight, just curvy)

astroglide
03-08-2005, 01:35 PM
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We're all friends here, just not THAT sort of friends

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you're a "too much information!" humorist? now i really hate you.

B Dids
03-08-2005, 02:10 PM
She's hot- and looks great naked.

That said.

Roast Beef hates her (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02212005)

beerbandit
03-08-2005, 02:30 PM
id do her

as long as it looks like night vision

The Yugoslavian
03-08-2005, 02:44 PM
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Meh.

Yugoslav

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You can't say "meh" Yugo, you stole that word from me. If I were to sum up Paris in one word, it would have to be "Dirty, dirty whore".

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Meh.

Yugoslav
At least you got the 'dirty, dirty whore' part right.

Wakko
03-08-2005, 02:47 PM
Jesus Christ. You can see her rib bones behind her tits. I didn't even know ribs went that high.

partygirluk
03-08-2005, 02:49 PM
If she spent more time eating instead of applying makeup, she would be pretty attractive (no pun intended /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

Boris
03-08-2005, 03:03 PM
J.A. Sucker and I debated this question the other night at Artichoke Joe's. Sucker said he'd do both the Hilton sisters. I said no. The reason being, if I really had enough points to bang a Hilton sister, I would have my choice of much hotter and less annoying women.

J.A.Sucker
03-08-2005, 03:44 PM
I said it before, and I'll say it again. You are a [censored].

Boris
03-08-2005, 03:45 PM
you got censored. try again.

mr pink
03-08-2005, 03:49 PM
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Wow. Well, with the abundance of trailer parks, at least you'll never find a shortage of chicks that you find attractive

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POTD, nice clark.

SenecaJim
03-08-2005, 03:53 PM
I never really looked at here cause don't watch that Green Acres show or whatever, but I always thought she was hot because I did see the internet video. Now that I see her dressed, I say average. But giving head and doing the doggie I still say she looks great in that context.

wacki
03-08-2005, 04:09 PM
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No I'm serious, a skinny chick would never say that another chick is TOO skinny.



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Awwww I smell a pwn a-cookin.

NT

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Agreed.

wacki
03-08-2005, 04:13 PM
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i agree, men are irrational about pretty much anything to do with sex. We leave being irrational about EVERYTHING ELSE to you women.

peace

john nickle

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john nickle = debate pooh-bah

And it shows.... big time.

Clarkmeister
03-08-2005, 04:17 PM
This brings up a great point. She is one of the few hollywood types who look much better nude than clothed.

cnfuzzd
03-08-2005, 04:30 PM
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john nickle = debate pooh-bah

And it shows.... big time.


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thanks sir, i knew someone would appreciate it besides peachy. Also, im a rude [censored], hows the whole thing working out with the subject of your last PM? You hit that yet?

peace

john nickle

Dr. Strangelove
03-08-2005, 04:44 PM
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The fact that there is a video on the internet of her giving some pretty mediocre head predjuces my opinion of her in her favor.

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Dr. Strangelove
03-08-2005, 04:48 PM
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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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"Blood filled piece of skin" seems to describe the female sexual response quite well. Why did you have to put that image in my mind this morning?

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hahah BUT we r less likely to be presuaded by ours...and urs being larger qualifies u for a bigger tardo

well at least i HOPE they r bigger...but thats another sad story

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Are you talking?

Dr. Strangelove
03-08-2005, 04:55 PM
She's hot, very hot, and anyone who says different has some kind of wierd hatred for rich, shallow, hot women.

wacki
03-08-2005, 05:06 PM
Also, im a rude [censored], hows the whole thing working out with the subject of your last PM?

Progress is being made.

You hit that yet?

If I just wanted a nice juicy piece of meat, I would go here:

Linky (http://www.beefitswhatsfordinner.com/)

or here:

Linky (http://www.ptsshowclub.com/)
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cnfuzzd
03-08-2005, 05:14 PM
good. Keep up the quest. and dude, that first link was vicious to throw on someone who hasnt had lunch yet.

the second one though.......

peace

john nickle

GreywolfNYC
03-08-2005, 05:39 PM
I'd do her in a heartbeat. So would my girlfriend.

peachy
03-08-2005, 05:44 PM
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Is that top one photoshoped?

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unfortunately no

but then again anyone can look decent at some point...well any girl...with makeup and the right clothes and the right angle...

that angle takes away from her hideousness and draws attention to her long skinny body...but i think shes TOO skinny

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You're fat.

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o yes i am! ive said i weight 600 lbs /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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No I'm serious, a skinny chick would never say that another chick is TOO skinny.








Fatty /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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uummm yeah they would...b/c i did! Just b/c i say someone is too skinny doesnt say ANYTHING about my weight. I could be skin and bones if i wanted to be but i dont think its attractive

peachy
03-08-2005, 05:46 PM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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No. It's because you are women and your vote doesn't count. Just like if we had a "Hot guys" thread, only women's votes would count. It's pretty simple actually. Women are actually the worst judges of hotness because they like to hate on each other so much.

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i dont hate on girls at all...im picky...but i give a serious opinion. When im out with the guys they always ask me if id do her about whatever girl they r talkin about...b/c i DO have taste!! Everyone looks different so i dont judge on that...but i have my types just like everyone else...

peachy
03-08-2005, 05:48 PM
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You barge into this thread, and take it TOTALLY off topic

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Uh, peachy brought up the whole "nasty trailer trash" issue. Both Dead and you could just have posted "I agree, we shouldn't be bigoted against trailer residents" or posted nothing at all - then the issue would have died toot sweet.

If liberals attack unfairly, I will/may respond to them. You guys make these attacks and then you cry about my responses.
http://www.nc.sevier.org/~tinabrasington/cry.gif

(Actually, I don't include Dead in that "crying" bit - his posts are about issues, not personal attacks)

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i DIDNT bigot against trailer residents...i bigotted against their trash...there IS a difference

wacki
03-08-2005, 05:53 PM
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No I'm serious, a skinny chick would never say that another chick is TOO skinny.

uummm yeah they would...b/c i did!

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peachy, 600lb women are not skinny.

Your stories change so often I wouldn't be surprised to find out you were actually a guy.

I've enjoyed reading some of your posts but habitual liars suck. So don't be one.

offTopic
03-08-2005, 05:55 PM
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Your stories change so often I wouldn't be surprised to find out you were actually a guy.


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peachy
03-08-2005, 06:09 PM
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No I'm serious, a skinny chick would never say that another chick is TOO skinny.

uummm yeah they would...b/c i did!

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peachy, 600lb women are not skinny.

Your stories change so often I wouldn't be surprised to find out you were actually a guy.

I've enjoyed reading some of your posts but habitual liars suck. So don't be one.

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hahah i TOLD u...i tell the truth about everything except about what i look like when asked on POSTS...if seriously asked i would tell some people...but im not gonna have people over the internet critiquing my looks in a POST and either picking me apart or obsessing over me...thx but no thx

lucas9000
03-08-2005, 06:19 PM
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I don't post in this forum much, so maybe I don't know better, but isn't there some sort of rule regarding threads about judgement of attractive females?

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no there is no such rule. but there is a rule about threads about raping females. i know. don't start one.

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i think he was alluding to the "ttiuwop" rule.

wacki
03-08-2005, 06:23 PM
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if seriously asked i would tell some people.

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That's complete bullshit peachy. I've seriously asked you and you constantly lie to me about your looks (and everything else). I'm not going to critique you, and there is no way in hell I'm going to be mean to you if you actually do tell the truth. And there is also no way in hell I'm going to help you cheat on a test if you can't even stop habitually lying to me for 5 [censored] minutes. [censored] that, there is no way in hell I'm doing that, no matter how many times you PM me begging me for my help.

Geez peachy, you were actually fun to talk to.... until I remembered what you said the day before.

codewarrior
03-08-2005, 06:23 PM
You are a white female aged 19-26, 5'2" - 5'4", 136 - 140#'s, 34C-28-32.

I would probaby find you hot if you dressed like a librarian or in a power suit. You will not respond to this post. And I couldn't care less.

What do I win? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

JGalt
03-08-2005, 06:34 PM
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If she had gone to your high school you would've been foaming at the mouth. It's all context. For what she is now, I'd say she's decent.

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If she went to my high school, she would be the dirty ho who's slept with half the school and the other half got to see all the exploits on video. What makes her differant is she is rich, but deep down she is still that dirty girl that goes to every high school.

And no I don't like her, but she does get points fo being dirty. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

snatch shot (http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=443&mode=fl at&order=0&thold=-1)

JGalt
03-08-2005, 06:50 PM
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Meh.

Yugoslav

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You can't say "meh" Yugo, you stole that word from me. If I were to sum up Paris in one word, it would have to be "Dirty, dirty whore".

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Actually you all stole it from me and I stole it from the simpsons.

cnfuzzd
03-08-2005, 07:08 PM
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hahah i TOLD u...i tell the truth about everything except about what i look like when asked on POSTS...if seriously asked i would tell some people...but im not gonna have people over the internet critiquing my looks in a POST and either picking me apart or obsessing over me...thx but no thx


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further proof that pokerjo is the greatest woman, ever.

peace

john nickle

scotty34
03-08-2005, 07:12 PM
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i think he was alluding to the "ttiuwop" rule.

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haha, it even has its own acronym now

siccjay
03-08-2005, 07:29 PM
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Not really....

Nichole Richie is one of those strangly hot chicks. I'd much rather have my way with her than Paris.

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Wow. Well, with the abundance of trailer parks, at least you'll never find a shortage of chicks that you find attractive.

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Well, you obviously missed the last time she was on Howard Stern. She lost about 25 pounds and changed her hair. She was pretty hot. Shes always been better than Paris to me though. (dont get me wrong I would still rail her and have railed worse in my day)

peachy
03-08-2005, 08:28 PM
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You are a white female aged 19-26, 5'2" - 5'4", 136 - 140#'s, 34C-28-32.

I would probaby find you hot if you dressed like a librarian or in a power suit. You will not respond to this post. And I couldn't care less.

What do I win? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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age range is right...a lil taller on height...generally a lil lower on weight...boob size is wrong...and waist and hip size is a little wrong

happy??

SenecaJim
03-08-2005, 08:51 PM
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what about a girl that thinks shes not hot???


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Women's opinion shall not be taken into account in these hot/not hot chick threads /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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what?? b/c we actually think without using a blood filled piece of skin??

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No. It's because you are women and your vote doesn't count. Just like if we had a "Hot guys" thread, only women's votes would count. It's pretty simple actually. Women are actually the worst judges of hotness because they like to hate on each other so much.

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i dont hate on girls at all...im picky...but i give a serious opinion. When im out with the guys they always ask me if id do her about whatever girl they r talkin about...b/c i DO have taste!! Everyone looks different so i dont judge on that...but i have my types just like everyone else...

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Peachy, I'm not familiar with you but I'm assuming you are a girl. Anyone who thinks taste and "your type" has anything to do with " doing them" just has to be a girl.


The guys are just waiting for you to say yes to any girl mentioned so they can instantly visualize it in their minds as guys' minds are wont to do.

Another guy tip, the guys are picturing you "doing them" before you even answer. I am and I don't even know you. ( but I am picturing you as a girl in these scenarios) /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Hattifnatt
03-09-2005, 04:26 AM
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She's definitely hot. She has one of the all-time great "[censored]-me" faces.

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Why did it censor the word "kill"?

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Strange, Hard to discuss Kill-games without the word...

Rushmore
03-09-2005, 10:40 AM
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you're a "too much information!" humorist? now i really hate you.

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No, I am not a "too much information humorist." I honestly meant that I never need to hear about a guy getting an erection. Call me a homophobe if you like, or whatever the term du jour is.

Also, you can stop reminding me how much you "hate me" every time I post. I get it. You "hate me." Great.

Damn.

astroglide
03-09-2005, 01:24 PM
it was actually waning before, i wouldn't even have said i disliked you. but 'too much information!' type things, regardless of context, are the gayest things on earth and i hate everybody who says them in response to anything.

Sponger15SB
03-09-2005, 01:28 PM
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it was actually waning before, i wouldn't even have said i disliked you. but 'too much information!' type things, regardless of context, are the gayest things on earth and i hate everybody who says them in response to anything.

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link (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=1886885&Foru m=All_Forums&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=187 9089&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=10714&daterang e=1&newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&bo dyprev=#Post1886885)

Rushmore
03-09-2005, 02:33 PM
Oh, no.

"I hate you."

Jim Kuhn
06-11-2005, 11:46 PM
I was going through my favorites and came across this post. I would not call Paris ugly. If I want a definition of ugly I just head to the bathroom and take a peek in the mirror. Here is a link to the Paris Hardee's commercial.

Is Paris sexy? (http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html)

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
Catfish4u
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wacki
06-11-2005, 11:55 PM
I would shag the crap out of Paris. I think she is very attractive. However, that commercial does nothing for me. In fact, for some reason, it seems to kill whatever appeal she used to have for me.

Sponger15SB
06-11-2005, 11:59 PM
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I would shag the crap out of Paris. I think she is very attractive.

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Thats hott, do you love it?

tbach24
06-12-2005, 12:00 AM
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hahah i TOLD u...i tell the truth about everything except about what i look like when asked on POSTS...if seriously asked i would tell some people...but im not gonna have people over the internet critiquing my looks in a POST and either picking me apart or obsessing over me...thx but no thx


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further proof that pokerjo is the greatest woman, ever.

peace

john nickle

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AWESOME

-Skeme-
06-12-2005, 12:03 AM
She's hideous.

09-01-2005, 06:59 PM
Paris Hilton is Ugly as sin.
Dudes kill me the way they go crazy over her.
Like "dude she's so friggin hot maaan"
hell I always thought Nicole was cuter than paris before she went and got all sickily skinny.
Paris Gotta Long skinny nose, she's skinny as hell, and she has no titties. I'm not attracted to that. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

utmt40
09-01-2005, 07:09 PM
Yeah but I bet you'd bang her ass.

Blarg
09-01-2005, 07:18 PM
Nicole has ALWAYS looked like she was on heroin.

jokerthief
09-01-2005, 07:22 PM
Clearly ugly.

http://www.paris-hilton-sex.net/pictures/paris-hilton-pictures_11.jpg

PITTM
09-01-2005, 07:23 PM
clearly, you do still see her face right? she has an amazing body, but her face kills it.

rj

jokerthief
09-01-2005, 07:26 PM
I have to disagree, I think her face has a classical type beauty to it.

TheBlueMonster
09-02-2005, 12:04 AM
If she were to die tomorrow I wouldn't mourn.

jason_t
09-02-2005, 12:06 AM
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Clearly ugly.

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Would you please look at her face. Again.

Now stfu.

RacersEdge
09-02-2005, 12:16 AM
I'll take some ugly please.

Weatherhead03
09-02-2005, 12:37 AM
wow..I hope you have a damn hot girlfriend to go along with those amazingly high standards.

Weatherhead03
09-02-2005, 12:38 AM
nh sir

ethan
09-02-2005, 01:16 AM
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I have to disagree, I think her face has a classical type beauty to it.

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If no one knew who she was and we posted this picture with a "rate it 1-10" poll, my guess is that she wouldn't do too well.
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2232/itsaman0no.jpg

PassiveCaller
09-02-2005, 01:17 AM
I'm not going to waste my time reading these responses but..Clearly, You must be gay.

siccjay
09-02-2005, 02:19 AM
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I have to disagree, I think her face has a classical type beauty to it.

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If no one knew who she was and we posted this picture with a "rate it 1-10" poll, my guess is that she wouldn't do too well.
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2232/itsaman0no.jpg

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Agreed.

I'm guessing she would get a 4, 5 at the very most.

She is poop.

jason_t
09-02-2005, 02:25 AM
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nh sir

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Ha. There is some confusion at the intentions of my post. I believe that the person I was responding to was being sarcastic when they said "Clearly ugly."

I think she's hideous.

09-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Yeah Nicole always did look a little cracked out. But between her and Paris, she was the cuter one.

I still wouldn't bang Paris. She could give me some head but other than that, I wouldn't hit it. She looks too much like a praying Mantis.

Sephus
09-06-2005, 01:47 PM
thats not a flattering picture.