Redick Poetry

[Jason Strasser]

Apologies if this has been posted already.

poetry (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/basketball/ncaa/02/16/redick.poems/index.html)

[Voltron87]

hmmmm... he should stick to shooting three pointers.

[Vince Young]

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hmmmm... he should stick to shooting three pointers.

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[thatpfunk]

I like JJ.

That is painful and embarassing to read.

[Superfluous Man]

He's no Anne Bradstreet.

[peachy]

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He's no Anne Bradstreet.

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i like her...i did a 7 page paper on her poem To My Dear and Loving Husband in a comparison to a Margret Atwood poem

[Reef]

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I like JJ.

That is painful and embarassing to read.

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I don't. I kinda want to point and laugh.

[Bulldog]

Hi, I'm JJ Redick. People yell mean things at me when I play basketball, but I have a plan. I'll go on national TV and whine about it, then read some poetry. That'll stop 'em from yelling those mean things, I just know it!

[Rick Diesel]

What a [censored] pussy.

[Shajen]

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What a [censored] pussy.

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No way dude, JJ is being ubersmart here. Think about it, HE WRITES POETRY! Women's panties just soaked themselves thinking about it.

Great way to lay some gravel before you pave the road man.

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[jason_t]

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Women's panties just soaked themselves thinking about it.

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That's hot.

[Rick Diesel]

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What a [censored] pussy.

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No way dude, JJ is being ubersmart here. Think about it, HE WRITES POETRY! Women's panties just soaked themselves thinking about it.

Great way to lay some gravel before you pave the road man.

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He is going to be playing in the NBA making 7 figures. The gravel is already layed.

[Dangergirl]

When he goes pro, it won't matter if he sucks at poetry. It won't even matter that he has a degree in History lol. The guy is going to get the cream of the crop when it comes to ass. And he's to top it off he's not to bad to look at!

[bosoxfan]

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The guy is going to get the cream of the crop when it comes to ass.

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Dangergirl, you are fantastic!

[Superfluous Man]

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He's no Anne Bradstreet.

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i like her...i did a 7 page paper on her poem To My Dear and Loving Husband in a comparison to a Margret Atwood poem

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Her poetry kind of makes me throw up a little in my mouth. Redick's poetry did the same; maybe a little escaped, though, so it's worse.

And I'm sure he's getting the cream of the crop at Duke right now; that is, he's banging all 3 attractive girls who go to school there.

[Brown Thumb]

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I like JJ.

That is painful and embarassing to read.

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Really? I thought this one was good:

July 15, 2004

It too hard to contemplate y'all
Life's not a game of basketball
Searching for the face of Coach K
I'm only inspired by the teachings of celebrity chef, Bobby Flay
Because the truth has carved up a roast,
The reality of pain, and the harm of a boast.
My hopes and dreams are carbon like burnt toast
by the miscalculation of my own situation
I guess its back to the salad-prep station
Facing the forecast of fears
that I'll be working at Sears.
I wanna reach the top floor, but I'm playing pocket pool
and just cannot score.
of course, I cannot fail to mention,
this game is stiff competition
Society is allowing me to grow into the man I'm destined to become
But how can I move when my bread's still a crumb?
Numb from the obstacles that I've been given
Large is the life that I will not be livin'
and I find myself contained inside the Iron Chef's prison