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Ulysses
03-07-2005, 06:48 PM
Don't remember where I read this (on some random website I can't recall), but it's pretty funny.

first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing. he also has massive BO and his clothes have not been washed in some time.

kipin
03-07-2005, 06:49 PM
I think you found it here.

www.dreamteampoker.com (http://www.dreamteampoker.com)

Ni Han.

SpicyF
03-07-2005, 06:50 PM
Haha!
Yes I read it on this site --> http://www.dreamteampoker.com/

B Dids
03-07-2005, 08:05 PM
"lol"

Ulysses
03-07-2005, 10:42 PM
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Haha!
Yes I read it on this site --> http://www.dreamteampoker.com/

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Yeah, Spicy, that's the site I saw it on! Funny stuff.

theBruiser500
03-07-2005, 11:03 PM
I didn't think Daryn's post was too funny really.

nothumb
03-07-2005, 11:07 PM
I can smell your rotting teeth from here.
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NT

wacki
03-07-2005, 11:14 PM
bruisers gf:

http://www.tamegoeswild.com/photos/england2003/08/images/vegemite-claire.jpg

Reef
03-07-2005, 11:18 PM
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bruisers gf:

http://www.tamegoeswild.com/photos/england2003/08/images/vegemite-claire.jpg

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where is the NSFEGBAW (ever getting a boner again) ?

wacki
03-07-2005, 11:29 PM
can you imagine what blowjobs are like?

Slimyyyy.......

(Sorry bruiser, can't help it. But you really need to take better care of yourself)

greg nice
03-08-2005, 12:55 AM
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Haha!
Yes I read it on this site --> http://www.dreamteampoker.com/

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LOLOL

Ulysses
03-08-2005, 05:02 AM
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I didn't think Daryn's post was too funny really.

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Bruiser, see the picture in this thread. That is why I was telling you you need to brush your teeth. Even Bobby Hoff said you should, and he's one of the greatest NL players around. If not me and daryn, at least listen to him. Do you want Bobby Hoff to think you're gross? Come on, man, brush your teeth!

KaneKungFu123
03-08-2005, 05:24 AM
you get the feeling those three arent going to have the dilema of more than one guy needing the room at the same time cause he has a girl.

more like, daryn has a copy of victoria secret....

LondonBroil
03-08-2005, 03:57 PM
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Don't remember where I read this (on some random website I can't recall), but it's pretty funny.

first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing. he also has massive BO and his clothes have not been washed in some time.

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2+2 page (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=1872193&Fo rum=,f20,&Words=&Searchpage=1&Limit=25&Main=187219 3&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=2756&daterange=1& newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&bodypr ev=#Post1872193)

The Dude
03-08-2005, 04:06 PM
You're retarded.

kipin
03-08-2005, 04:10 PM
http://img109.exs.cx/img109/4119/picture5tf1.jpg

asofel
03-08-2005, 04:14 PM
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Don't remember where I read this (on some random website I can't recall), but it's pretty funny.

first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing. he also has massive BO and his clothes have not been washed in some time.

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2+2 page (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=1872193&Fo rum=,f20,&Words=&Searchpage=1&Limit=25&Main=187219 3&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=2756&daterange=1& newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&bodypr ev=#Post1872193)

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delete quickly. never speak of this again.

Ulysses
03-08-2005, 04:38 PM
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Don't remember where I read this (on some random website I can't recall), but it's pretty funny.

first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing. he also has massive BO and his clothes have not been washed in some time.

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2+2 page (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=1872193&Fo rum=,f20,&Words=&Searchpage=1&Limit=25&Main=187219 3&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=2756&daterange=1& newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&bodypr ev=#Post1872193)

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Yeah, I saw that later. I think that 2+2 post was actually copied from the original source here: Dream Team Poker (http://www.dreamteampoker.com/)

pootle
03-08-2005, 08:53 PM
It's "You're".

obithrawn
03-08-2005, 08:56 PM
No, its definitley Your.

pootle
03-09-2005, 12:40 PM
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No, its definitley Your.

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It's definitely "definitely".

sfer
03-09-2005, 02:30 PM
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I didn't think Daryn's post was too funny really.

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Translation: What's hygiene?