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daryn
03-07-2005, 11:04 AM
i'm an idiot too because i'm staying with these losers for some reason. never again. how didn't i get my own place? this is what i get for trying to be nice.

first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing. he also has massive BO and his clothes have not been washed in some time. he has a ton of dirty stinking clothes and the odor is actually sickening. i made it clear that i will not be sleeping in the same room as those clothes, so either he will get them cleaned today, or i will throw them out the window, and i'm not joking.

ok, now here's why eugene is stupid. we get in the room and everyone wants to use their electronic devices. i am smart, so of course i brought a transformer to step down the european voltage. they are idiots, so they did not. they went down to the front desk and got some adapters, but not transformers. just little pieces of plastic that let you plug into the wall and plug your american device in. anyway, as soon as i saw these, i gave a quick 5 minute physics lesson on why it would be extremely bad to plug their devices into these things without the use of a transformer. i explained the whole situation pretty well.

so five minutes later, i hear a couple of snap crackle pops, and smell ozone. eugene blew up his ipod speaker thingy trying to plug it in. awesome. of course they both start laughing like idiots even though they blew a fuse and the power is out, and eugene's device will likely never function again, but still they just sit here giggling like retarded schoolgirls.

i hate people.

SpicyF
03-07-2005, 11:07 AM
This is the best post I have EVER read on 2+2.

partygirluk
03-07-2005, 11:07 AM
This made me smile, thanks Daryn.

pshreck
03-07-2005, 11:08 AM
What are you guys doing in Europe?

daryn
03-07-2005, 11:10 AM
www.ept.com (http://www.ept.com)

wacki
03-07-2005, 11:12 AM
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i am smart

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You come down pretty harshly on people that don't spell properly. What about grammar?

Number of caps in daryns post: 2
Number of caps that should be in daryns post: Not going to count.

Other than that, it was a good post imo.

daryn
03-07-2005, 11:14 AM
i have never used caps on this message board, and never will. i don't see it as important. spelling is totally different.

bunky9590
03-07-2005, 11:14 AM
Nice paisan, really nice.

Smart guy for taking the transformer. At least somebody is on the ball. Just don't do another hot tub pic, the next one may actually tarnish your rep, the first one I let slide. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Tell Danny if he's ever gonna get chicks w/o paying, clean his act up. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

partygirluk
03-07-2005, 11:15 AM
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Number of caps in daryns post: 0


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What about "BO"?

pshreck
03-07-2005, 11:16 AM
Oh yeah, ask if they will take Ahnold back.

ethan
03-07-2005, 11:19 AM
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This is the best post I have EVER read on 2+2.

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Rushmore
03-07-2005, 11:19 AM
Y'all need to get girlfriends, travel with them, have sex with them, argue with them, have sex with them, eat in restaurants with them, and have sex with them.

These girlfriends should not know anything about poker and should be attractive enough to have sex with.

Women smell better than men. Women don't carry "electronic devices" everywhere they go.

You can have sex with women.

You SHOULD NOT have sex with Bruiser or Eugene.

Get some damned women. You'll like 'em, really.

wacki
03-07-2005, 11:20 AM
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Number of caps in daryns post: 0


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What about "BO"?

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Oops fixed it.

Also:

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i have never used caps on this message board, and never will.

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LIAR!!!!!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

pshreck
03-07-2005, 11:20 AM
This is the worst post I have EVER read on 2+2.

mmbt0ne
03-07-2005, 11:21 AM
This is a very good first post to read for the day. Thank you daryn.

peachy
03-07-2005, 11:22 AM
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Y'all need to get girlfriends, travel with them, have sex with them, argue with them, have sex with them, eat in restaurants with them, and have sex with them.

These girlfriends should not know anything about poker and should be attractive enough to have sex with.

Women smell better than men. Women don't carry "electronic devices" everywhere they go.

You can have sex with women.

You SHOULD NOT have sex with Bruiser or Eugene.

Get some damned women. You'll like 'em, really.

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so b/c im attractive and play poker and carry some electronics with me (like cell phone charger WHICH i cannot live without) my bf shouldnt take me to poker stuff??

daryn
03-07-2005, 11:23 AM
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Number of caps in daryns post: 0


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What about "BO"?

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oh ba-ZING

partygirluk
03-07-2005, 11:24 AM
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so b/c im attractive

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Pics?

peachy
03-07-2005, 11:24 AM
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so b/c im attractive

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Pics?

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r u a girl or guy??

daryn
03-07-2005, 11:25 AM
contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

SpicyF
03-07-2005, 11:26 AM
I agree, pics please.

Bluffoon
03-07-2005, 11:27 AM
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i'm an idiot too because i'm staying with these losers for some reason. never again. how didn't i get my own place? this is what i get for trying to be nice.

first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing. he also has massive BO and his clothes have not been washed in some time. he has a ton of dirty stinking clothes and the odor is actually sickening. i made it clear that i will not be sleeping in the same room as those clothes, so either he will get them cleaned today, or i will throw them out the window, and i'm not joking.

ok, now here's why eugene is stupid. we get in the room and everyone wants to use their electronic devices. i am smart, so of course i brought a transformer to step down the european voltage. they are idiots, so they did not. they went down to the front desk and got some adapters, but not transformers. just little pieces of plastic that let you plug into the wall and plug your american device in. anyway, as soon as i saw these, i gave a quick 5 minute physics lesson on why it would be extremely bad to plug their devices into these things without the use of a transformer. i explained the whole situation pretty well.

so five minutes later, i hear a couple of snap crackle pops, and smell ozone. eugene blew up his ipod speaker thingy trying to plug it in. awesome. of course they both start laughing like idiots even though they blew a fuse and the power is out, and eugene's device will likely never function again, but still they just sit here giggling like retarded schoolgirls.

i hate people.

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The cost of your own hotel room is one of lifes great values.

SpicyF
03-07-2005, 11:27 AM
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contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

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If she dumps you, I must say I love you so much after this best post ever on 2+2. (not that I didn't love you before.)

AngryCola
03-07-2005, 11:30 AM
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first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing.

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This is the most unpleasent thing I have read on here today.

Gross.

Great post. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Rushmore
03-07-2005, 11:30 AM
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so b/c im attractive and play poker and carry some electronics with me (like cell phone charger WHICH i cannot live without) my bf shouldnt take me to poker stuff??

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I did not say this.

I just meant to say that poker is a job, and relationship/girlfriend/off-time should not be poker-related, and may as well not smell like a damned locker room or someone's dirty ass.

If you happen to have already acquired a woman who happens to play poker, and who happens to carry electronic devices everywhere she goes (cell chargers do not count), then so be it.

I guess the "attractive" part is always a plus.

Lazymeatball
03-07-2005, 11:32 AM
I wonder if Hassan is still at the Concorde.

Rushmore
03-07-2005, 11:33 AM
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contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

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Ok, sorry.

But I'm sure you can understand how someone might think otherwise.

Did the government take her passport or something?

peachy
03-07-2005, 11:33 AM
well its all based on peoples tastes...so i could be totally hideous /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Rushmore
03-07-2005, 11:35 AM
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well its all based on peoples tastes...so i could be totally hideous

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Hey, now. Beauty is like, all, like, you know, uh...

Could you grab me a beer real quick? My knee hurts a little bit.

peachy
03-07-2005, 11:36 AM
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well its all based on peoples tastes...so i could be totally hideous

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Hey, now. Beauty is like, all, like, you know, uh...

Could you grab me a beer real quick? My knee hurts a little bit.

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im only one mans B#(*$...and ur not him!

daryn
03-07-2005, 11:36 AM
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contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

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Ok, sorry.

But I'm sure you can understand how someone might think otherwise.

Did the government take her passport or something?

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she lives in greece /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

peachy
03-07-2005, 11:38 AM
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contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

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Ok, sorry.

But I'm sure you can understand how someone might think otherwise.

Did the government take her passport or something?

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she lives in greece /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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that explains y shes still with u /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

GuyOnTilt
03-07-2005, 11:41 AM
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contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

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Ok, sorry.

But I'm sure you can understand how someone might think otherwise.

Did the government take her passport or something?

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she lives in greece /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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that explains y shes still with u /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Oh snap!

GoT

thatpfunk
03-07-2005, 11:42 AM
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.



Ok, sorry.

But I'm sure you can understand how someone might think otherwise.

Did the government take her passport or something?



she lives in greece



that explains y shes still with u



Oh snap!

GoT

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Is it weird that as I read Peachy's response this is exactly what I thought, along with Derek Zoolander voice?

kurosh
03-07-2005, 11:48 AM
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I agree, pics please.

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NotMitch
03-07-2005, 12:06 PM
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i'm an idiot too because i'm staying with these losers for some reason. never again. how didn't i get my own place? this is what i get for trying to be nice.

first of all, bruiser stinks. i mean his odor is pungent. he is disgusting. he hasn't brushed his teeth in god knows how long. i came straight out and asked him, when was the last time you brushed your teeth, and he would not answer me but just kept laughing. he also has massive BO and his clothes have not been washed in some time. he has a ton of dirty stinking clothes and the odor is actually sickening. i made it clear that i will not be sleeping in the same room as those clothes, so either he will get them cleaned today, or i will throw them out the window, and i'm not joking.

ok, now here's why eugene is stupid. we get in the room and everyone wants to use their electronic devices. i am smart, so of course i brought a transformer to step down the european voltage. they are idiots, so they did not. they went down to the front desk and got some adapters, but not transformers. just little pieces of plastic that let you plug into the wall and plug your american device in. anyway, as soon as i saw these, i gave a quick 5 minute physics lesson on why it would be extremely bad to plug their devices into these things without the use of a transformer. i explained the whole situation pretty well.

so five minutes later, i hear a couple of snap crackle pops, and smell ozone. eugene blew up his ipod speaker thingy trying to plug it in. awesome. of course they both start laughing like idiots even though they blew a fuse and the power is out, and eugene's device will likely never function again, but still they just sit here giggling like retarded schoolgirls.

i hate people.

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Why dont you get another room right now?

Rushmore
03-07-2005, 12:06 PM
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im only one mans B#(*$...and ur not him!

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Fine, then. I'll get my own damned beer.

Rushmore
03-07-2005, 12:07 PM
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Why dont you get another room right now?

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Let's be honest. This is really the only post of any value whatsoever in this entire thread.

pshreck
03-07-2005, 12:08 PM
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Is it weird that as I read Peachy's response this is exactly what I thought, along with Derek Zoolander voice?

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Holy crap I am definetly gonna do this now.

Wayfare
03-07-2005, 12:11 PM
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well its all based on peoples tastes...so i could be totally hideous /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Let the internet masses decide!

peachy
03-07-2005, 12:17 PM
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well its all based on peoples tastes...so i could be totally hideous /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Let the internet masses decide!

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hahha and have people either picking me apart or making sexual gestures to me from this point on?? no thx...

daveymck
03-07-2005, 12:22 PM
I thought the whole idea of the adaptor is it did everything for you.

I have two american devices plugged in via adaptors, I have taken stuff abroad to mainland Eurpoe and the States and always just used adaptors. Never had any problems at all. (my Monitor has been plugged in for the last 6 months constantly.)

What are these transformers and if we need them why are they not sold/integrated to the adaptors?

nolanfan34
03-07-2005, 12:25 PM
This thread has merit.

NotMitch
03-07-2005, 01:22 PM
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Why dont you get another room right now?

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Let's be honest. This is really the only post of any value whatsoever in this entire thread.

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Cost per night of your own room: 200 Euro
Not sharing a room with people who stink: priceless

MaxPower
03-07-2005, 01:26 PM
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I thought the whole idea of the adaptor is it did everything for you.

I have two american devices plugged in via adaptors, I have taken stuff abroad to mainland Eurpoe and the States and always just used adaptors. Never had any problems at all. (my Monitor has been plugged in for the last 6 months constantly.)

What are these transformers and if we need them why are they not sold/integrated to the adaptors?

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They are voltage transformers. We use 110 volts in the States and you use 220/240 in Europe, so if you plug an US purchased devices into a European outlet using something that just changes the shape of the plug, it will fry. Some electronic devices, such as laptop computers, have voltage transformers built in and others do not.

By the way Daryn, great post.

Ulysses
03-07-2005, 01:30 PM
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I thought the whole idea of the adaptor is it did everything for you.

I have two american devices plugged in via adaptors, I have taken stuff abroad to mainland Eurpoe and the States and always just used adaptors. Never had any problems at all. (my Monitor has been plugged in for the last 6 months constantly.)

What are these transformers and if we need them why are they not sold/integrated to the adaptors?

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You are probably talking about a dual-voltage adaptor, which has everything built in to it. It probably says something like 110/220V on it.

I assume what Bruiser and eugene were using were just little plug adaptors that allow you to fit different sized plugs into the socket. You use those when you have a dual voltage device (like many electric shavers, for example) but the shape of your plug doesn't fit into the wall socket.

nothumb
03-07-2005, 01:34 PM
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she lives in greece

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So Brian... aside from girls in the Niagara area...

NT

citanul
03-07-2005, 01:58 PM
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The cost of your own hotel room is one of lifes great values.

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Yes, we have yet another answer for "what would you do if you had just won $50k+." And it's a good one.

Clearly, you should have them both killed.

citanul

sublime
03-07-2005, 02:05 PM
wait till you come back to the room and bruisr is feasting on fido.

KaneKungFu123
03-07-2005, 03:53 PM
are you two guys 'together'?

i always get that feeling reading your posts about eachother.

Edge34
03-07-2005, 04:01 PM
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You can have sex with women.

You SHOULD NOT have sex with Bruiser or Eugene.

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This was probably the funniest line I've read for a while...acually got a real laugh out of me. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

BottlesOf
03-07-2005, 04:25 PM
Hahaha, awesome dude. Keep us posted.

Boris
03-07-2005, 04:29 PM
Do you have to wear a monkey suit to the Casino? If so, post pics of you 3 wild and crazy guys.

thatpfunk
03-07-2005, 04:34 PM
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Hahaha, awesome dude. Keep us posted.

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Agreed. Random posts of, "Oh [censored], now bruiser is _______ with the _____________, I need to get out of here..." would be pretty funny.

Slacker13
03-07-2005, 05:24 PM
You could just strangle them while they're sleeping.
This was a great story by the way. Excited to hear the ending.

TylerD
03-07-2005, 06:34 PM
sharing a room with one online poker pro is a mistake, but you have to be crazy to share it with two! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

MicroBob
03-07-2005, 06:44 PM
not bad....sneaking in a trip to the Vienna tourney before hopping out to the west-coast for the PPM4 cruise.

you guys rock (at least Daryn and Eugene rock....not sure if Bruiser is on the cruise or not).


As for Bruiser - has it ever occured to you that he's just trying to fit-in more with European culture?
you and Eugene with your proper hygeine habits and fresh-breath, etc OBVIOUSLY stand out as the American dweebs you are.

asofel
03-07-2005, 06:51 PM
My cat will outdrink your cat.

DcifrThs
03-07-2005, 06:51 PM
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Women don't carry "electronic devices" everywhere they go.

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if you believe this, you'd be very very surprised...

-Barron

DcifrThs
03-07-2005, 06:55 PM
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well its all based on peoples tastes...so i could be totally hideous /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Let the internet masses decide!

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hahha and have people either picking me apart or making sexual gestures to me from this point on?? no thx...

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smartest post of day me read. but still pics please.

-Barron

zephed56
03-07-2005, 08:38 PM
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so b/c im attractive

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Pics?

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r u a girl or guy??

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Yeah, my gf said she wanted to see pics.

MMMMMM
03-07-2005, 08:50 PM
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They are voltage transformers. We use 110 volts in the States and you use 220/240 in Europe, so if you plug an US purchased devices into a European outlet using something that just changes the shape of the plug, it will fry. Some electronic devices, such as laptop computers, have voltage transformers built in and others do not.

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If appliances can be built to run JUST FINE on 110 volts (and obviously they can), why the heck is Europe using 220 volts?

MelchyBeau
03-07-2005, 08:57 PM
It's just a standard. I believe that the european power system is on 50 cycles, while we are at 60. I think asia runs on a different voltage as well, I could be wrong though.

Europe also runs on a different standard for thier cell phones, so most american phones are useless overseas.

Melch

daryn
03-07-2005, 09:19 PM
another thing is, he's not paying for the room. me and eugene are splitting the cost, but since bruiser let us stay in his room at atlantis for free i figured i would return the favor. sucks to be a nice guy.

as for my gf in greece, haha.. it's not some napoleon dynamite [censored], she was here for 4 years in college and just recently moved back.

housenuts
03-07-2005, 09:58 PM
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i am smart

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You come down pretty harshly on people that don't spell properly. What about grammar?

Number of caps in daryns post: 2
Number of caps that should be in daryns post: Not going to count.

Other than that, it was a good post imo.

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caps should not be used on message boards, instant messaging, or emails. unless you are sending out a professional email to a potential employer, or make a legitimate complaint to a company then no caps should be used. i don't even use caps when emailing my mother.

BottlesOf
03-07-2005, 10:14 PM
Why the heck is the US using 110?

MMMMMM
03-07-2005, 10:33 PM
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Why the heck is the US using 110?

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Well I dunno, but isn't 110 less costly to generate and/or use? Or not?

And what about electric shock hazard? Any difference there?

peachy
03-07-2005, 10:46 PM
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Women don't carry "electronic devices" everywhere they go.

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if you believe this, you'd be very very surprised...

-Barron

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yes...a few sex toys need chargers

peachy
03-07-2005, 10:49 PM
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well its all based on peoples tastes...so i could be totally hideous /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Let the internet masses decide!

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hahha and have people either picking me apart or making sexual gestures to me from this point on?? no thx...

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smartest post of day me read. but still pics please.

-Barron


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but then that would make me dumb!! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Ulysses
03-07-2005, 10:51 PM
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Why the heck is the US using 110?

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Well I dunno, but isn't 110 less costly to generate and/or use? Or not?

And what about electric shock hazard? Any difference there?



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Edison's DC vs. Westinghouse's AC (http://www.pbs.org/tesla/ll/ll_warcur.html)

There's an interesting brief section on this in Devil in the White City.

theBruiser500
03-07-2005, 11:00 PM
Hey in my defense I will say cleaning laundry cost $7 in the last hostel I was staying in and I had just been in airports and airplanes for the last 35+ hours. Daryn is acting like a bitchy girl.

Kailia Marie
03-07-2005, 11:04 PM
Hi Bruiser,

Exactly how clean is an airport or airplane? BTW, your clothes usually has a odd "airplane" smell if you sit in one for too long.

/images/graemlins/heart.gifKailia

daryn
03-07-2005, 11:06 PM
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Hey in my defense I will say cleaning laundry cost $7 in the last hostel I was staying in and I had just been in airports and airplanes for the last 35+ hours. Daryn is acting like a bitchy girl.

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are you serious? $7? you have plenty of money and you are crying about seven dollars to have clean clothes? also why would you even be staying in a hostel with a bunch of people who can barely afford even that? it makes little sense to me.

i fail to see how i am just being a "bitchy girl". i mean, you are staying here for free and all i have are reasonable requests. you stink man.

theredwave
03-07-2005, 11:21 PM
Aren't you guys in the same room right now?

theBruiser500
03-07-2005, 11:22 PM
I don't like paying $7 for laundry on principle, it's exploitive of that stupid hostel. "all i have are reasonable requests." Yeah I agree and I'd like to clean my clothes too but you just keep going on and on about it when I haven't even had a reasonable chance to get it done yet.

Reef
03-07-2005, 11:28 PM
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You SHOULD NOT have sex with Bruiser or Eugene.


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lol

daryn
03-07-2005, 11:48 PM
all i will say is if they are not cleaned today, i will actually throw them out the window. that is all.

Tyler Durden
03-07-2005, 11:59 PM
Be careful, the Bruiser might pull out some kung fu on your ass.

TStoneMBD
03-08-2005, 12:03 AM
who needs to have actual conversations with people when you can simply share a computer and post on a message board?

daryn
03-08-2005, 12:04 AM
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who needs to have actual conversations with people when you can simply share a computer and post on a message board?

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why would i want to have an actual conversation with a guy who hasn't brushed his teeth in a week (at least)?

Zeno
03-08-2005, 12:06 AM
Many years ago I travel about in Europe. I was young then and less wise than now, but I was not as stupid as all three of these morons.

1. I had the proper combo transformer/adapter.

2. I could wash my clothes in a sink and dry them overnight very easily and have fresh clothes ready to go early each morning.

3. I could adapt to new situations and learn from them and enjoy the inherent challenges.

4. I did not go to Europe and then hang about in front of a computer, or spend my time being a crybaby about problems, or sit about and watch the paint peel off in my room. I was out and about, doing, going, eating, drinking, seeing, walking, hiking, looking here, zipping there, and meeting people, and having the time of my life.

Quit posting you three goons and go out and live.

Do you realize how pathetic you all are?

-Zeno

MMMMMM
03-08-2005, 12:09 AM
^

Popinjay
03-08-2005, 12:09 AM
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4. I did not go to Europe and then hang about in front of a computer, or spend my time being a crybaby about problems, or sit about and watch the paint peel off in my room. I was out and about, doing, going, eating, drinking, seeing, walking, hiking, looking here, zipping there, and meeting people, and having the time of my life.
-Zeno

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But the internet didn't exist then?

peachy
03-08-2005, 12:09 AM
i was thinking the same thing...id be out seeing everything i could

FoxwoodsFiend
03-08-2005, 12:10 AM
Oh, you loser bitch. Laziness regarding capitalization is in no way indicative of intelligence and calling people out on it is just plain loserly (and please don't post telling me loserly isn't the proper word here)

daryn
03-08-2005, 12:13 AM
it's 5 am and i'm wide awake. there's not much to do right now, at this exact moment.

i hear this all the time, "OMG U R IN EUROPE, I CAN'T BELIEVE U R AT A COMPUTER! LOL!"

my sleep schedule is all messed up, and i figured let me make some $$ playing poker.

nice try zeno, you are usually dead on, but swing and miss this time (although not regarding eugene and bruiser).

Zeno
03-08-2005, 12:16 AM
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But the internet didn't exist then?

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True, not in 1980. But I made my own internet - by meeting and interacting with people face to face and seeing and listening to all that I could. A very 'alive' internet.

-Zeno

daryn
03-08-2005, 12:20 AM
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But the internet didn't exist then?

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True, not in 1980. But I made my own internet - by meeting and interacting with people face to face and seeing and listening to all that I could. A very 'alive' internet.

-Zeno

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i honestly detest computers. i am a very social person. please for the love of god don't think for a second that i share any common traits with bruiser whatsoever, other than we both play poker.

Zeno
03-08-2005, 12:20 AM
O.k., point taken - You are off the hook, daryn. But kick those other two in the teeth for me will ya.

Good luck, and I hope you enjoy the stay.

-Zeno

daryn
03-08-2005, 12:22 AM
one thing i probably could be accused of is spending too much time in the poker room /images/graemlins/grin.gif

SpicyF
03-08-2005, 12:23 AM
d00d U liKe meanz C peoplez IRL???!!!?! omG WTF?

peachy
03-08-2005, 12:24 AM
arent u being a bit harsh with someone ur traveling with?? who id assume u consider a friend??

stench of projection

daryn
03-08-2005, 12:28 AM
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arent u being a bit harsh with someone ur traveling with?? who id assume u consider a friend??

stench of projection

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not sure if i consider him a friend. also, we're not travelling with each other. he happens to be here while i am also here.

SpicyF
03-08-2005, 12:29 AM
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who id assume u consider a friend??

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This reply is almost as funny has daryns original post!

housenuts
03-08-2005, 01:27 AM
i'm unsure if this post is fully serious or a bit of a joke.

i agree that he probably stinks as much as you portray, but i'm not sure how much that makes you hate him.

Lawrence Ng
03-08-2005, 01:37 AM
Post of the MONTH!!!!

Great read..

Lawrence

MarkL444
03-08-2005, 01:51 AM
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it's 5 am and i'm wide awake. there's not much to do right now, at this exact moment.

i hear this all the time, "OMG U R IN EUROPE, I CAN'T BELIEVE U R AT A COMPUTER! LOL!"

[/ QUOTE ]


i can let you slide on this. i wouldnt even be hatin if you had spent half on hour or so during the day to rest inside and visit the forum. however, the idea of you and bruiser rotating using your computer to argue in front of us is just insanely retarded. if you have diff computers, but are still in the same room, that is less retarded, but still retarded.

DcifrThs
03-08-2005, 01:57 AM
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Women don't carry "electronic devices" everywhere they go.

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if you believe this, you'd be very very surprised...

-Barron

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yes...a few sex toys need chargers

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a few yea....and the other ones are small, carried precisely in a purse, and are battery operated...those are the most fun if you happen to be "dating" a nympho wiht a boyfriend in another country who loves all kinds of crap i'd never tried before...or are a girl in need of a quicky with your significant other out of sexual reach (which you could probably relate to more than the former example)...

-Barron

daryn
03-08-2005, 01:59 AM
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i'm unsure if this post is fully serious or a bit of a joke.

i agree that he probably stinks as much as you portray, but i'm not sure how much that makes you hate him.

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i dislike him greatly at times. i think because of a certain parasailing pic everyone seems to think we are great friends. you couldn't be further from the truth.

daryn
03-08-2005, 02:00 AM
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it's 5 am and i'm wide awake. there's not much to do right now, at this exact moment.

i hear this all the time, "OMG U R IN EUROPE, I CAN'T BELIEVE U R AT A COMPUTER! LOL!"

[/ QUOTE ]


i can let you slide on this. i wouldnt even be hatin if you had spent half on hour or so during the day to rest inside and visit the forum. however, the idea of you and bruiser rotating using your computer to argue in front of us is just insanely retarded. if you have diff computers, but are still in the same room, that is less retarded, but still retarded.

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wow, i can't even believe you entertained the notion that we might be posting from the same computer like that.

ok 7am time to go out /images/graemlins/grin.gif

MarkL444
03-08-2005, 02:05 AM
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wow, i can't even believe you entertained the notion that we might be posting from the same computer like that.

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yeah, well im sure i wasnt the only one.

housenuts
03-08-2005, 02:15 AM
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i dislike him greatly at times. i think because of a certain parasailing pic everyone seems to think we are great friends. you couldn't be further from the truth.

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i haven't seen this pic of you two buddies sharing such a splendid time together.

jimdmcevoy
03-08-2005, 04:35 AM
you have GOT to see it. anyone have it handy?

daveymck
03-08-2005, 05:28 AM
My collegue was just in Vienna last week and he recommends the local strip club, apparently has a lot of very attractive Ukrainian ladies, just watch out for the dodgy looking types before getting near to getting out of line with them.

Also he said there was a lot of snow and the taxi drivers still go fast but handbrake tuen on the snow round every bend scariest ride ever he said.

peachy
03-08-2005, 08:30 AM
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i'm unsure if this post is fully serious or a bit of a joke.

i agree that he probably stinks as much as you portray, but i'm not sure how much that makes you hate him.

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i dislike him greatly at times. i think because of a certain parasailing pic everyone seems to think we are great friends. you couldn't be further from the truth.

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then get ur own room...see if i dont care for someone i dont stay in the same room with them...and i definately am not unclassy enough to parade all the bad qualities of them to others...its just bad taste. I sorta feel bad for him...b/c most stuff on here is jokingly said - but this is not. Oh well...im a girl...so i guess thats y this strikes a cord in me...

u r entitled to ur opinion hun...i just think it was a bit harsh /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Lazymeatball
03-08-2005, 09:07 AM
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i dislike him greatly at times. i think because of a certain parasailing pic everyone seems to think we are great friends. you couldn't be further from the truth.

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i haven't seen this pic of you two buddies sharing such a splendid time together.

[/ QUOTE ]

Parasailing pic here (http://www.gotouch.us/ump/parasail.jpg)

housenuts
03-08-2005, 09:35 AM
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Parasailing pic here (http://www.gotouch.us/ump/parasail.jpg)

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wow!!! hahahaha, that's a true beauty. best of friends in action

razor
03-08-2005, 10:40 AM
see also....

this pic (http://www.christide.com/bahamas/9.JPG)

Sheriff Fatman
03-08-2005, 11:13 AM
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one thing i probably could be accused of is spending too much time in the poker room /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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That's perfectly excusable given the quality of:

a) the games at Concord
b) the female dealers at Concord

In fact, it would be perfectly excusable for (b) alone.

Sheriff

housenuts
03-08-2005, 06:16 PM
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see also....

this pic (http://www.christide.com/bahamas/9.JPG)

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lol, who's who in the zoo in that one?

Daliman
03-08-2005, 06:54 PM
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contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

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Ok, sorry.

But I'm sure you can understand how someone might think otherwise.

Did the government take her passport or something?

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she lives in greece /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Did you meet her at Niagara falls?

FrankLu99
03-08-2005, 07:16 PM
where in europe are u guys?

In England, not brushing your teeth is common.
In France, having horrible body odor and hairy arm pits is common.

when in rome

nolanfan34
03-08-2005, 07:20 PM
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In England, not brushing your teeth is common.
In France, having horrible body odor and hairy arm pits is common.

[/ QUOTE ]

To summarize:

America &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; England &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; France

Jurollo
03-08-2005, 07:40 PM
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where in europe are u guys?

In England, not brushing your teeth is common.
In France, having horrible body odor and hairy arm pits is common.

when in rome

[/ QUOTE ]
Another great response in a historically great thread, hahahaha!
~Justin

Dantes
03-08-2005, 09:36 PM
ok well you're obviously new to the internets as you can't be a chick and post crap like "I'm attractive HEHEHE" without backing it up. Its BS, you play the chick card then you show us the pics, or blow.

daryn
03-08-2005, 09:38 PM
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</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ok, sorry.

But I'm sure you can understand how someone might think otherwise.

Did the government take her passport or something?

[/ QUOTE ]

she lives in greece /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Did you meet her at Niagara falls?

[/ QUOTE ]

me no get it

Daliman
03-08-2005, 10:22 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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contrary to popular belief i have had a girlfriend for the past 2.5 years.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ok, sorry.

But I'm sure you can understand how someone might think otherwise.

Did the government take her passport or something?

[/ QUOTE ]

she lives in greece /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Did you meet her at Niagara falls?

[/ QUOTE ]

me no get it

[/ QUOTE ]
Guy who went to high school in 80's + Guy who went to High school in 2000's = Completely missed reference anyone 15 years older would know.

Rent "The Breakfast Club". Now. Be amazed at how much more coherent your 30something friends sound. Understand stupid phreases such as;

-Demented and sad, but social
-I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
-How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!
- Q:Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers? A: No Mr. Johnson
- You are a neo-maxi zoon dweebie
- Chicks cannot hold their smoke, thats what it is...

daryn
03-08-2005, 10:31 PM
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Guy who went to High school in 2000's

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who would this be?

i have seen breakfast club. it blows /images/graemlins/frown.gif

housenuts
03-08-2005, 10:39 PM
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Guy who went to High school in 2000's

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who would this be?



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i knew would dispute this point. as for breakfast club, it's sub-par. however the family guy with the breakfast club, namely tony the tiger, toucan sam, the honeybee is pure gold

Daliman
03-09-2005, 05:47 AM
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Guy who went to High school in 2000's

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who would this be?

i have seen breakfast club. it blows /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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aren't you only 19 or 20?

Either way, saying you think TBS blows loses you more cred than a flame war with TSC. Believe me, I know.

daryn
03-09-2005, 06:08 AM
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Guy who went to High school in 2000's

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who would this be?

i have seen breakfast club. it blows /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

aren't you only 19 or 20?

Either way, saying you think TBS blows loses you more cred than a flame war with TSC. Believe me, I know.

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i am 24, i graduated HS in 98. as for TBS, i love it. they show futurama and family guy on the weekends when cartoon network doesn't.

Daliman
03-09-2005, 03:32 PM
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Guy who went to High school in 2000's

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who would this be?

i have seen breakfast club. it blows /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

aren't you only 19 or 20?

Either way, saying you think TBS blows loses you more cred than a flame war with TSC. Believe me, I know.

[/ QUOTE ]

i am 24, i graduated HS in 98. as for TBS, i love it. they show futurama and family guy on the weekends when cartoon network doesn't.

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Dammit, i meant TBC. Forget it, I concede on ll counts.

Still gonna whup you in trivial pursuit tho.

jakethebake
03-09-2005, 03:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg

Daliman
03-09-2005, 06:26 PM
I think I've heard Bruiser is the little guy in this picture. If so, he may be the only non-asian in the poker world smaller than me.

BusterStacks
03-09-2005, 06:33 PM
The best poses in that picture are the guys on either end.

Pinga
03-10-2005, 04:30 PM
bump?

jdl22
03-10-2005, 04:54 PM
So finally did he wash the clothes or did you throw them out? If the answer is neither my respect for you has declined somewhat, not that you care.

Isura
03-10-2005, 07:04 PM
I still don't know who's who in that picture.

Lazymeatball
03-10-2005, 07:05 PM
FatMongo, Daryn, theBrusier, JayP/1800Gambler??, Eugene.

wacki
03-10-2005, 07:09 PM
2nd from the right is Evan.

fatmongo
03-10-2005, 07:10 PM
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FatMongo, Daryn, theBrusier, JayP/1800Gambler??, Eugene.

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indeed that is us. whoever is hosting that pic should edit the names into the picture so the 'who is' question doesn't appear in every other thread. though i imagine by now pretty much everybody knows the lineup.

Lazymeatball
03-10-2005, 07:10 PM
bud doesn't Evan both spell and pronounce his name differently?

wacki
03-10-2005, 07:10 PM
I've never met him, so I don't know.

TylerD
03-10-2005, 07:22 PM
I think its 1800/Jay.

fatmongo
03-10-2005, 07:30 PM
man where the hell is daryn. anyone know what time it is in austria? i want a follow up on the bruiser drama. concerning the breath and clothes situation, after staying with him for a week in the bahamas, i can say this is 100% accurate. i can definitely see daryn tossing bruisers clothes out the window and onto the streets. might wanna use some tongs though.

AncientPC
03-10-2005, 09:01 PM
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man where the hell is daryn. anyone know what time it is in austria? i want a follow up on the bruiser drama. concerning the breath and clothes situation, after staying with him for a week in the bahamas, i can say this is 100% accurate. i can definitely see daryn tossing bruisers clothes out the window and onto the streets. might wanna use some tongs though.

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http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=259

daryn
03-11-2005, 04:33 PM
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So finally did he wash the clothes or did you throw them out? If the answer is neither my respect for you has declined somewhat, not that you care.

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of course the clothes were washed that day. the room still kinda smells though. i'm staying by myself on all future trips.

nolanfan34
03-11-2005, 04:36 PM
Are you out of the tournament?

daryn
03-11-2005, 04:51 PM
yes me and also zeejustin are both out.

nolanfan34
03-11-2005, 04:56 PM
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yes me and also zeejustin are both out.

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I guess the more important question for this thread is did Bruiser brush his teeth yet?

If not, tell him my wife needs a patient for her upcoming dental hygiene board exam, and he might be perfect from the sounds of it.

daryn is right
03-12-2005, 12:22 AM
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i'm staying by myself on all future trips.

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this is a good call. take notes people.