drunk tank

[housenuts]

how many times you been?

my roommate just went last night for his first time. i've been 4 times so i still have a good lead on him.

[billymonk]

Once, the second time I got arrested. It was real boring and my friend was whining about how he didn't do anything in the next cell over.

[manpower]

Never been, but a friend of mine got hauled in once for littering. He threw a paper plate from his pizza and hit a cop car.