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Jeff W

03-06-2005, 05:41 AM

Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed)

Preflop: Jeff is Button with 6s, 7s.
3 folds, Jeff raises, SB 3-bets, BB caps, Jeff calls, SB calls.

Flop: (12 SB) Ad, 6d, 6h (3 players)
SB bets, BB calls, Jeff raises, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (9 BB) Ac (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Jeff checks.

River: (9 BB) Kh (3 players)
SB bets, BB raises, Jeff folds, SB 3-bets, BB calls.

Sykes

03-06-2005, 05:54 AM

How about this

Preflop: 7 limpers, you complete in sb with 7h3h

Flop comes: Th 7s 3c, capped flop with 5 other people

Turn comes: Td

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BusterStacks

03-06-2005, 07:28 AM

how about this. Hero holds 4 4.

Flop comes 4 5 5

bet/raised

Turn comes T

capped.

River comes T

0wned.

theredwave

03-06-2005, 08:06 AM

How about this:
Absolute Poker 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
UTG calls, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls.

Flop: (15 SB) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets, Hero raises, SB folds, BB calls, UTG folds, MP calls.

Turn: (10.50 BB) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, MP calls.

River: (18.50 BB) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets, BB raises, MP calls, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, MP calls, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 29 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 7d 7h (four of a kind, sevens).
MP doesn't show.
Hero has As Ah (full house, aces full of sevens).
Outcome: BB wins 29 BB.

eric5148

03-06-2005, 08:56 AM

How about this:

Shut the fuck up with your bad beat stories. Nobody gives a shit.

xCEO

03-06-2005, 09:51 AM

LOL

Malificent

03-06-2005, 02:50 PM

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How about this:

Shut the fuck up with your bad beat stories. Nobody gives a shit.

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Dude, there are many decaffeinated brands that taste just as good as the real thing. Check them out.

trainslayer

03-06-2005, 03:38 PM

[ QUOTE ]
How about this:

Shut the fuck up with your bad beat stories. Nobody gives a shit.

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[ QUOTE ]
(LOW CONTENT if you couldn't guess.)

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can't say u weren't warned

i did laugh my ass off tho

Redd

03-06-2005, 03:50 PM

Here's a fun one that just happened on my table:

LP caps his AA versus LAG's 66. Flop comes A-Rag-Rag. All streets capped, turn and river bring 6 and 6.

goodguy_1

03-06-2005, 04:17 PM

990-1 shot what's the big deal- /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jeff W

03-06-2005, 04:46 PM

I'm glad that we have socially maladjusted c[/i]ocksuckers like you to to keep the forums in line.

Siingo

03-06-2005, 07:16 PM

LOL /images/graemlins/grin.gif! What did you think "LOW CONTENT if you couldn´t guess" meant?? LOL!

stinkypete

03-07-2005, 04:44 AM

how about this.

i raise in LP with a good hand, i forget what it was.

BB re-raises and i cap.

flop is something, i have the best hand. it's capped.

turn is something, a diamond i think. capped again.

river is 4 or 5 of clubs. capped again.

it turns out i lost on the river. ouch.

billyjex

03-07-2005, 04:56 AM

one time i was jerking off and my dad walked in. That was a bad beat.

Jeff W

03-07-2005, 06:10 AM

You are high-larious.

I didn't mean for this to be a bad beat post, because I clearly was slaughtered pre flop but had slim odds to call(76s vs. AJ vs. KK). I wasn't at all angry about the hand afterwards. The post title was a joke.

I just thought it was a funny hand to post, but I guess I was wrong.

Please put me on ignore so that you don't waste any more time reading my silly posts. I mean that. I don't frequent these boards to deal with self-righteous primadonnas.

Jeff W

03-07-2005, 06:12 AM

And everyone laughed heartily.