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bholdr
03-04-2005, 05:29 AM
I want to know. I did a search, but geuss how many hits that came back with?

istewart
03-04-2005, 05:42 AM
He left after he a flaming /images/graemlins/frown.gif

The Dude
03-04-2005, 06:15 AM
He moved to the Portlan, OR area. He no longer works at job where he sits in front of a computer all day.

bholdr
03-04-2005, 06:30 AM
is no excuse. he is too much of a nerd to not own his own comp.

bholdr
03-04-2005, 06:32 AM
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He left after he a flaming

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what a pussy. we schould start calling new pussies 'saltcrackas' around here. that'll teach 'em. what a rube.

dsm
03-04-2005, 10:57 AM
He joined Over Posters Anonymous or OPA, and is currently on Step Five.

Step [1] Admit you are powerless over Posting.

Step [2] Refrain from all posting for one year (minimum).

Step [3] Realize that there is a Higher Power greater than ourselves (Zee).

Step [4] Humbly ask him (Z) to remove my shortcomings. [*see prayer at bottom of page]

Step [5] Make a list of all persons you have harmed through posting, and be willing to make amends to them all.

Step [6] Understand that there is more to life than posting.

Step [7] Get Thyself A Life.


-Over Poster's Prayer-

Dear Zee,

I admit that I am powerless over my addiction to Post, and that my life is unmanageable when I try to control it. Please help me this day to understand the true meaning of "Over Posting," and to remove from me all my desire to Post. I offer myself to Thee Oh Zee, that I may do Thy will (increase my EV). Amen

-dsm

The Dude
03-04-2005, 11:29 AM
You can now find him here. (http://www.quarterlifecrisis.com)

jakethebake
03-04-2005, 11:33 AM
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You can now find him here. (http://www.quarterlifecrisis.com)

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You beat me to it.

The Dude
03-04-2005, 11:39 AM
The Dude abides.

mmbt0ne
03-04-2005, 12:52 PM
You silly people, the cracka will never leave us.

pshreck
03-04-2005, 12:58 PM
He actually did have a farewell post in the middle of some huge thread where he was in a flame war (interestingly enough the only I ever saw that he started) and he prettly clearly retired from posting.

Someone should link it.

AngryCola
03-04-2005, 01:02 PM
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Someone should link it.

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Link (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=177875 1&Forum=f20&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=1773 341&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=4715&daterange= 1&newerval=1&newertype=m&olderval=&oldertype=&body prev=#Post1778751)


But TSC isn't really gone.
He just rarely posts anymore.

jakethebake
03-04-2005, 01:05 PM
someone should e-mail him.

pshreck
03-04-2005, 01:06 PM
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someone should e-mail him.

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about?

DemonDeac
03-04-2005, 01:10 PM
i was wondering the same thing myself

good riddance

Soul Daddy
03-04-2005, 01:15 PM
I enjoyed his posts, but his avatar is what I miss the most.

AngryCola
03-04-2005, 01:17 PM
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i was wondering the same thing myself

good riddance

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Wow.

People really need to lighten up around here.
With all the trolls and such, I can't understand why TSC is so hated.
I hope he comes back just to irritate those of you who say stuff like this.

Daliman
03-04-2005, 01:19 PM
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i was wondering the same thing myself

good riddance

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Wow.

People really need to lighten up around here.
I hope he comes back just to irritate those of you who say stuff like this.

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Agreed. EJO ALWAYS displayed a jovial mood in every role he played.

nolanfan34
03-04-2005, 01:21 PM
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He moved to the Portlan, OR area. He no longer works at job where he sits in front of a computer all day.

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He still posts at night, occasionally. But yeah, during the day I don't think he has time. That what he gets for moving to Oregon!

Daliman
03-04-2005, 01:22 PM
It is common knowledge that the internet doesn't reach Oregon. Neither does rap, so TSC's head will likely asplode soon.

AngryCola
03-04-2005, 01:26 PM
I don't even know how to respond to that, but it did make me laugh. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Daliman
03-04-2005, 01:30 PM
I'm actually amazed one of your pictures has him smiling. I wasn't sure if he even had teeth.

The Yugoslavian
03-04-2005, 04:18 PM
I heard TSC got pwn3d one too many times by the Dalibaby and his toys basket.

Yugoslav
Nothing to be ashamed about - the Dalibaby is waaaaay hardcore ghetto.

stabn
03-04-2005, 04:39 PM
You realize he's posted since then (about 2-3 posts).

pshreck
03-04-2005, 04:44 PM
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You realize he's posted since then (about 2-3 posts).

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I know, Ive seen them, but lets face it, hes gone. Going from 25 posts a day, to like 1 a week.

stabn
03-04-2005, 04:50 PM
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You realize he's posted since then (about 2-3 posts).

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I know, Ive seen them, but lets face it, hes gone. Going from 25 posts a day, to like 1 a week.

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I guess you and i have different definitions of 'gone'.

wacki
03-04-2005, 04:52 PM
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You realize he's posted since then (about 2-3 posts).

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I know, Ive seen them, but lets face it, hes gone. Going from 25 posts a day, to like 1 a week.

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25 a day is very conservative. He did over 1K in December.

mmbt0ne
03-04-2005, 04:54 PM
People, people, you don't understand. He's not gone. He never existed! ElDiablo made him up a while ago, back when he was still makeing strategy posts, so that he could twiddle his thumbs in OT at the same time. Slowly, ElD started to migrate over to OT himself, but, being the best troll maker of them all, he refused to let TSC go. Instead, he began passing the user name and pw on to other frequent mid, high posters who like to talk about trivial things such as Clarkmeister, The Dude, GoT, etc.

As the whole scheme progressed, more and more people ended up with his user information, which is how he ended up posting so often. I mean, do you honestly think that someone can post that much in such a short period of time on a poker message board, and almost never actually post in the poker forums? Please, do not try your pity attempts at justification on me.

I know, this is hard to imagine, but believe me, once you realize the truth of the poster you all loved and hated, you will be able to deal with the situation much better.

stabn
03-04-2005, 05:05 PM
Lame attempt.

Or, as TSC would say, Boooooooooooooooooooooooo

jakethebake
03-04-2005, 05:09 PM
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25 a day is very conservative. He did over 1K in December.

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I was thinking the same thing. Rarely did he post that few.

SomethingClever
03-04-2005, 05:38 PM
TSC played in our home game and was never heard from again.

Beware!