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mr pink
03-04-2005, 03:33 AM
i play when i'm drunk or stoned...do you?

Macdaddy Warsaw
03-04-2005, 03:46 AM
I tried once. I was drunk and wanted to play, but knew I shouldn't play any sort of ring game where I could throw away money. So I signed up for an MTT at like 3 AM...and fell asleep in my chair. I managed to wake up just at the start of break 1, and I say to myself, man, I have't been blinded off that much.

So what do I do? Man...5 minute break. I'll just lie down for 5 minutes.

And that's the end of ever playing drunk again.

Shillx
03-04-2005, 04:00 AM
There are two types of poker players...

Drunks and liers. I'm a drunk. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Brad

InchoateHand
03-04-2005, 04:00 AM
Both.

dr. klopek
03-04-2005, 04:03 AM
Whenever I play high, my opponent has the pure nuts.

InchoateHand
03-04-2005, 04:11 AM
I wonder how much money I would have if I didn't play shitfaced a few times a week.

mr pink
03-04-2005, 04:20 AM
im' fockin shitty right now.. but thats not stoppin me.

PoBoy321
03-04-2005, 04:20 AM
I'm playing a Step 3 right now and I've been drinking for about 4 hours. I might be an idiot.

3rdEye
03-04-2005, 04:21 AM
I play drunk all the time; hasn't seemed to hurt.

Aukai
03-04-2005, 04:32 AM
I can play drunk live, but suck playing drunk online. Live your reads are still there, and the game goes slow enough that you can still make the right decisions. Helps with the table image too. Online, my reads just fall off a cliff when I'm drunk, especially when trying to multitable. I really, really gotta stop doing that.

sin808
03-04-2005, 05:17 AM
don't drink, but I'm almost always stoned when I play.

Well, actually, if I'm not at work at my real job I'm usually stoned.

wonderwes
03-04-2005, 06:21 AM
I have a daily habit of cheefing so it is not uncommon to be playing cards while baked. Live or Internet.
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dr. klopek
03-04-2005, 06:40 AM
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I have a daily habit of cheefing so it is not uncommon to be playing cards while baked. Live or Internet.
These are the best (https://www.uk420store.com/cart/images/lilsista.jpg)

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Manufactured glass sucks.

AEKDBet
03-04-2005, 07:08 AM
I'm drunk and stoned, mostly stoned right now.

It's 6:00am and I am the only one up.
<stoned rant>
I am wathcing the WSOP razz video right now. That is the only activity I could come with to do... didn't feel like playing - cards hit me in the damn face for 30 mins and I was deep into my 2nd glass of Balvenie, so I quit... </stoned rant>

InchoateHand
03-04-2005, 09:47 AM
You know that pot makes you stupid, right?

LALDAAS
03-04-2005, 10:34 AM
Playing drunk is bad news, Stoned however I fell very relaxed, cool headed and very patient. When stoned I can sit around waiting for the cards. With a smirk on my face.

asofel
03-04-2005, 10:59 AM
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Playing drunk is bad news, Stoned however I fell very relaxed, cool headed and very patient. When stoned I can sit around waiting for the cards. With a smirk on my face.

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exactly....plus i "feel" the cards....i was playing with some friends one day, and looked down to see pocket twos....so there's betting, and i'm calling (with KQx on the board) because i KNOW a 2 is going to hit on the river....
a friend of mine directly to my left says "guess i'm gonna have to foldmy pocket 2's" which freaked me out....and then the river card came, i nearly fell out of my chair, and i told him that "i'm glad i didn't fold MY pocket twos"....the betting comes around, i push, get a caller....and the look of disbelief on people's face when i tabled those 2's will forever be etched in my mind....i couldn't help saying "i just felt it, maaaaaan..."

beerbandit
03-04-2005, 11:01 AM
play what?