I just cashed out enough winnings to pay off my car in a month!

[Ipodkid]

Cashed out over 8,000 profit from Februarty and I received the money in my firepay account in less then 3 minutes! I was in for 600 total and still have a lot in my account...their service is starting to rival all the major sites...Ive had 5k take 4 days at some of the "major sites"

[Ulysses]

HOLY COW THAT IS GREAT I AM SO GLAD YOU POSTED THAT JUST IN CASE WE MISSED THE FIRST TIME YOU POSTED HOW MUCH YOU WON LAST MONTH!!!!!

[Ipodkid]

well arse clown diablo...never posted that I cashed it cause I havent until now..btw do you play at FTP under this name cause I broke him in 2 other day in plo8 figure its you

[Popinjay]

[ QUOTE ]
well arse clown diablo...never posted that I cashed it cause I havent until now..btw do you play at FTP under this name cause I broke him in 2 other day in plo8 figure its you

[/ QUOTE ]

This calls for an HU freezeout GRUDGE MATCH, say $5000 5/10 blinds? You pick the game, Diablo takes your chips.

[Ipodkid]

I have 1900 left on FTP any day hes froggy lets do it

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
well arse clown diablo...never posted that I cashed it cause I havent until now..btw do you play at FTP under this name cause I broke him in 2 other day in plo8 figure its you

[/ QUOTE ]

"LOL"

My FullTilt id is akshawnd and you haven't played me, but I'd love to play you. How about you put that $8k back into play somewhere and we play a little HU, any game you like?

OMG I WON 10K!!!! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=1835292&Forum= ,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=183 5292&Search=true&where=&Name=17711&daterange=&newe rval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=#Po st1835292)

OMG I HAVE TO POST AGAIN THAT I WON 10K!!!! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=psych&Number=1835305&Forum =,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=18 35305&Search=true&where=&Name=17711&daterange=&new erval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=#P ost1835305)

OMG I CASHED OUT 8K!!!!!!!!!! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=plnlpoker&Number=1853131&F orum=,,,All_Forums,,,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25 &Main=1853131&Search=true&where=&Name=17711&datera nge=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bod yprev=#Post1853131)

OMG, SERIOUSLY, I JUST CASHED OUT 8K!!!!!!!!!!! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=1853159&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =1853159&Search=true&where=&Name=17711&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post1853159)

NO, SERIOUSLY, OMG, I JUST CASHED OUT 8K!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=gossip&Number=1853129&Foru m=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=1 853129&Search=true&where=&Name=17711&daterange=&ne werval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=# Post1853129)

[Ipodkid]

Still have 1900 on the account lets play any game right now u pick.

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
I have 1900 left on FTP any day hes froggy lets do it

[/ QUOTE ]

How about you toss that 8k back in there and we play a little 25/50NL HU 10k freezeout? I'm happy to play any other game as well.

[Ipodkid]

Lets play razz right now u and I...dont talk about it...be about it

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
Lets play razz right now u and I...dont talk about it...be about it

[/ QUOTE ]

Highest stakes FullTilt has for that is 15/30. Put your $8k onto Stars or UB and we can play all sorts of games for high stakes.

[Ipodkid]

Typical fear and jealousy bs...go away if your going to back down...its the usual internet bully talks big then cowers in fear when challenged. Degenerate.

[emonrad87]

LOL - this is all from the guy who claimed he was making so much off of eBay that he deserved special service from them! I love it.


Linky! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=1590473&Fo rum=,,All_Forums,,&Words=&Searchpage=1&Limit=25&Ma in=1590473&Search=true&where=&Name=17711&daterange =&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodypr ev=#Post1590473)

[daryn]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
Typical fear and jealousy bs...go away if your going to back down...its the usual internet bully talks big then cowers in fear when challenged. Degenerate.

[/ QUOTE ]

he challenged you to a 25/50 NL freezeout on full tilt. is this going down?

[citanul]

oh come on, this game needs to be getting going soon before the east coast crowd and midwest crowd have to start thinking about sleep.

citanul

[citanul]

eh, i'm sure that diablo would let the guy rebuy after he busted.

citanul

[Ipodkid]

I have my buy in...ready when he is

[MarkL444]

[ QUOTE ]
Typical fear and jealousy bs...

[/ QUOTE ]

he has a point

[clipset]

[ QUOTE ]
Typical fear and jealousy bs...go away if your going to back down...its the usual internet bully talks big then cowers in fear when challenged. Degenerate.

[/ QUOTE ]

it seems like you are the one backing down from his hu challenge.

[citanul]

judge mills lane says "let's get it on!"

citanul

[Ipodkid]

I only play FTP im ready when he is how much more ready can a guy be?

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
I have my buy in...ready when he is

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not going to waste my time playing 15/30 Razz against you. You are right, I am afraid and jealous.

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Typical fear and jealousy bs...go away if your going to back down...its the usual internet bully talks big then cowers in fear when challenged. Degenerate.

[/ QUOTE ]

it seems like you are the one backing down from his hu challenge.

[/ QUOTE ]

Clip, no he is correct. I have run in terror from his 15/30 Razz challenge.

[Ulysses]

OMFG. You are the guy who claimed to be making millions on eBay? I had no idea you were that clown. So one second you are making millions on eBay and now you are so excited you have to post five million times when you make a few thousand in online poker? You are such a joke.

[citanul]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have my buy in...ready when he is

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not going to waste my time playing 15/30 Razz against you. You are right, I am afraid and jealous.

[/ QUOTE ]

aww, for some reason I was hoping his above quoted post meant he was ready for some NL action...

citanul

[Ipodkid]

how bout a 100 sng holdem NL 1/1 on FTP right now Diablo? Im calling you out you monkey in front of all your peers... If your going to talk like a man be one and play me. If you dont want to just be honest dont act as if or whatever you saw on TV this week sir.

[MarkL444]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have my buy in...ready when he is

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not going to waste my time playing 15/30 Razz against you. You are right, I am afraid and jealous.

[/ QUOTE ]

cmon! we all want to watch

[James282]

Oh god please play him in something.
-James

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
how bout a 100 sng holdem NL 1/1 on FTP right now Diablo? Im calling you out you monkey in front of all your peers... If your going to talk like a man be one and play me. If you dont want to just be honest dont act as if or whatever you saw on TV this week sir.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh boy, you have called me out good. $100 sng. Good lord.

[James282]

[ QUOTE ]
how bout a 100 sng holdem NL 1/1 on FTP right now Diablo? Im calling you out you monkey in front of all your peers... If your going to talk like a man be one and play me. If you dont want to just be honest dont act as if or whatever you saw on TV this week sir.

[/ QUOTE ]

Play him in a 1000 SnG instead?
-James

[Popinjay]

[ QUOTE ]
how bout a 100 sng holdem NL 1/1 on FTP right now Diablo? Im calling you out you monkey in front of all your peers... If your going to talk like a man be one and play me. If you dont want to just be honest dont act as if or whatever you saw on TV this week sir.

[/ QUOTE ]

Be realistic now, $100 HU match? I mean I can understand challenging that live, but on the net $100 is a lot... jesus you're really not joking around are you?

[Ipodkid]

So Macho you cant play me in a 100 sng...your a clown man and a punk..youve been PUNKED in front of all your boys and everyone will agree youve really shown your color tonight...YELLOW

[emonrad87]

[ QUOTE ]
So Macho you cant play me in a 100 sng...your a clown man and a punk..youve been PUNKED in front of all your boys and everyone will agree youve really shown your color tonight...YELLOW

[/ QUOTE ]


What about your eBay business? How's that going? Still making millions?

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh god please play him in something.
-James

[/ QUOTE ]

James, I am not a puppet for your amusement.

[MarkL444]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh god please play him in something.
-James

[/ QUOTE ]

i really want to see heads up 15/30 razz

[citanul]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
how bout a 100 sng holdem NL 1/1 on FTP right now Diablo? Im calling you out you monkey in front of all your peers... If your going to talk like a man be one and play me. If you dont want to just be honest dont act as if or whatever you saw on TV this week sir.

[/ QUOTE ]

Be realistic now, $100 HU match? I mean I can understand challenging that live, but on the net $100 is a lot... jesus you're really not joking around are you?

[/ QUOTE ]

diablo's clearly just holding out to get someone to stake him to this incredibly high stakes match.

citanul

[James282]

[ QUOTE ]
So Macho you cant play me in a 100 sng...your a clown man and a punk..youve been PUNKED in front of all your boys and everyone will agree youve really shown your color tonight...YELLOW

[/ QUOTE ]

How about this: I will call you out for a 10k HU freezeout. Interested?
-James

[soah]

omg, I challenge you to a $0.15 SNG. YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED IN FRONT OF YOUR PEERS! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!

[The Ocho]

drink bleach.

[daryn]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
So Macho you cant play me in a 100 sng...your a clown man and a punk..youve been PUNKED in front of all your boys and everyone will agree youve really shown your color tonight...YELLOW

[/ QUOTE ]


who's yellow? just play him in the 25/50 NL game, or better yet play me!

i hereby challenge you to HU 25/50 NL holdem on full tilt, do you accept?

[James282]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Oh god please play him in something.
-James

[/ QUOTE ]

James, I am not a puppet for your amusement.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not so much for my amusement as for how much I know he would lie in bed and not be able to get to sleep because he just lost $1000. Then again, that is for my amusement.
-James

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
So Macho you cant play me in a 100 sng...your a clown man and a punk..youve been PUNKED in front of all your boys and everyone will agree youve really shown your color tonight...YELLOW

[/ QUOTE ]

You got me good, man. I'm gonna go mow some more lawns or something, maybe sell a few beanie babies on eBay. If things go well and I can rustle up the hunski, I'll try and muster up the courage to play you.

[nothumb]

El D, you need to get out of the kiddie pool. You're never gonna start making moves mowing lawns. Maybe if you sit with this guy and hold a few hands he will take you under his wing.

NT

[MarkL444]

i dont think anything is happening /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[citanul]

seriously, this is a major case of heads up railbirding blueballs.

citanul

[James282]

[ QUOTE ]
LOL - this is all from the guy who claimed he was making so much off of eBay that he deserved special service from them! I love it.


Linky! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=exchange&amp;Number=1590473&amp;Fo rum=,,All_Forums,,&amp;Words=&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Limit=25&amp;Ma in=1590473&amp;Search=true&amp;where=&amp;Name=17711&amp;daterange =&amp;newerval=&amp;newertype=&amp;olderval=&amp;oldertype=&amp;bodypr ev=#Post1590473)

[/ QUOTE ]


Another all-star post:

Thee Card Poker for Advanced Players (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=1547639&amp;page=0&amp;view=colla psed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=365&amp;fpart=1)

-James

[Ipodkid]

I threw down the gauntlet if he wont play me a 100 buck sng then imo hes all talk....funny ive never really seen him play...guess I know why now.

[IndieMatty]

you had me at beanie babies

[MarkL444]

[ QUOTE ]
I threw down the gauntlet

[/ QUOTE ]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[citanul]

man, sometimes these guys like wickedgoodtrader are just such good foils for diablo that i have a hard tme believing that he doesn't just get liquored up every once in a while and create a new id to banter with.

citanul

[Raydain]

or maybe its just that he almost posts more than that in his big blind

[Ipodkid]

Then he shouldnt make challenges he cant live up too..id gladly play him 2500 freeze out on FTP 25 50 NL but he is not a real player in fact I dont know that he plays poker just talks a lot I think

[citanul]

we have 2500 from ipod, and 10k from diablo, somewhere in the middle there's got to be a number.

citanul

[Ipodkid]

The fact is my 2500 is real and ready to go his 10k is talk IMO

[citanul]

the fact is that 2500 is not very much to talk about at 25/50 nl.

daryn, if you're still out there, maybe ipod will play you if you're up to the 2500 challenge?

citanul

[Ipodkid]

ill take all comers but like its said on rec and FCP most 2+2ers are full of chit

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
Then he shouldnt make challenges he cant live up too..id gladly play him 2500 freeze out on FTP 25 50 NL but he is not a real player in fact I dont know that he plays poker just talks a lot I think

[/ QUOTE ]

OK. One minute you want to play $100 SNG, now you are ready to play $2500. I doubt it.

Anyway, I am sitting at Full Tilt Pirate's Cove 25/50NL w/ $2500 right now. Step up. I don't have money on my FullTilt account, so I'll be playing as username daryn.

[soah]

daryn is sitting at the table with 2500 right now.

edit - gah

[BradleyT]

Hey what kinda car you got?

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Then he shouldnt make challenges he cant live up too..id gladly play him 2500 freeze out on FTP 25 50 NL but he is not a real player in fact I dont know that he plays poker just talks a lot I think

[/ QUOTE ]

OK. One minute you want to play $100 SNG, now you are ready to play $2500. I doubt it.

Anyway, I am sitting at Full Tilt Pirate's Cove 25/50NL w/ $2500 right now. Step up. I don't have money on my FullTilt account, so I'll be playing as username daryn.

[/ QUOTE ]

He showed up in observer chat at the table and, as expected, chickened out.

[DrGutshot]

How old are you ipodkid, 9?

That was the lamest noshow I have ever seen

-DrG

[InchoateHand]

npbv

[Willluck]

why don't you guys just e-mail a picture of your members to one another...that will solve everything!

[Ulysses]

ipodkid (on auto tilt) chickens out.

Dealer: daryn adds $2,500
soah2 (Observer): am I the only railbird?
akshawnd (Observer): i think so
akshawnd (Observer): haha
soah2 (Observer): =)
akshawnd (Observer): man i hope he shows up
akshawnd (Observer): tho i doubt it
Dealer: daryn is feeling angry
Gandho (Observer): wtf is wrong with ipodkid
Gandho (Observer): people like that make me hate people
On Auto Tilt (Observer): Nothing in my opinion
On Auto Tilt (Observer): I think the guy is a super star
On Auto Tilt (Observer): and most 2+2 are jealous haters
Gandho (Observer): lol
jimmyjazz01 (Observer): he better come
akshawnd (Observer): on auto tilt
On Auto Tilt (Observer): yeah he better
akshawnd (Observer): are you going to play?
On Auto Tilt (Observer): that guy is amazing
akshawnd (Observer): are you going to play?
On Auto Tilt (Observer): im here for diablo screw daryn
daryn: let's roll
JMoney712 (Observer): lets do it
Dealer: daryn is feeling happy
PayStation (Observer): haha
PayStation (Observer): hes pissed
daryn: who's gonna back out?
daryn: one of us is sitting at the table
On Auto Tilt (Observer): I imagine diablo
On Auto Tilt (Observer): he doesnt even play ftp
daryn: and one is on the rail
akshawnd (Observer): right
Bisonbison (Observer): Where is King Donk?
akshawnd (Observer): he is here
Bisonbison (Observer): I wanna see his new car....
akshawnd (Observer): he just chickened out
akshawnd (Observer): he is on auto tilt
daryn: ipodkid = On Auto Tilt
akshawnd (Observer): wont play
soah2 (Observer): lol
Bisonbison (Observer): ahhhh....
On Auto Tilt (Observer): Gl kids...try not to let jealousy
consume u
Bisonbison (Observer): Why won't he sit?
akshawnd (Observer): he is a chicken
daryn: chicken obv.
Bisonbison (Observer): Oh....
daryn: he wants $100 sng
Bisonbison (Observer): I was starting to think he was Prahlad
having fun....
Bisonbison (Observer): (sarcasm)
daryn: yeah, that's how he hustles
Bisonbison (Observer): I just had to redownload this client
daryn: ok let's all go ridicule him on the forum
Bisonbison (Observer): so I hope he sits
Gandho (Observer): agreed
akshawnd (Observer): you are such a pathetic little kid ipod

[daryn]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">In risposta di:</font><hr />
why don't you guys just e-mail a picture of your members to one another...that will solve everything!

[/ QUOTE ]

you send yours first.

do you have a lens thick enough to magnify?

[citanul]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why don't you guys just e-mail a picture of your members to one another...that will solve everything!

[/ QUOTE ]

you send yours first.

do you have a lens thick enough to magnify?

[/ QUOTE ]

proof again that you can take the nerd out of physics, but you can't take the physics out of the nerd.

citanul

[Willluck]

use your own camera!!!

[citanul]

[ QUOTE ]
use your own camera!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

oh, snap, he didn't!

[cjmewett]

Damnit, I just went and re-downloaded FTP, and all for naught. I was looking forward to that.

[random]

this badass owns an ipod

[Willluck]

I hear Phil Helmuth has one of those! Stupid me had to go buy a Carbon instead.

[bugstud]

[ QUOTE ]
ill take all comers but like its said on rec and FCP most 2+2ers are full of chit

[/ QUOTE ]

All I see here is pointless bragging about a cashout, ebay junk and crappy plo play. If you're looking for someone to lick your balls use your 8k and buy someone, just don't expect the people here to love you for posting a cashout.

We don't have mike l or diablo talking about winning X racks and being a punk-ass about it.

[ethan]

[ QUOTE ]
seriously, this is a major case of heads up railbirding blueballs.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll second that.

damn.

[daryn]

and MensaIQ178 remains as the only one of these clowns to ever challenge a guy on the forum and actually follow through with it. kudos to you, MensaIQ178!

[Niwa]

Long time since I had this big a laugh /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Is this the silliest thread ever to be posted on two+two?

[emonrad87]

I really doubt it

[Wayfare]

[ QUOTE ]
Then he shouldnt make challenges he cant live up too..id gladly play him 2500 freeze out on FTP 25 50 NL but he is not a real player in fact I dont know that he plays poker just talks a lot I think

[/ QUOTE ]

God, you are as toolish as diablo is awesome.

TSP also played Jay in a HE match yes?

[citanul]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Then he shouldnt make challenges he cant live up too..id gladly play him 2500 freeze out on FTP 25 50 NL but he is not a real player in fact I dont know that he plays poker just talks a lot I think

[/ QUOTE ]

God, you are as toolish as diablo is awesome.

TSP also played Jay in a HE match yes?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, I think so, but I don't think that TSP really counts as a troll thing, he does post pretty frequently, and it's even strategy sometimes. It's kinda like why HULA doesn't count for this discussion.

citanul

[mgsimpleton]

is it possible to unbump a thread?

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
is it possible to unbump a thread?

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't think so.

[soah]

The threads he posted in all the other forums got deleted. Does that count?

[Leaky Eye]

I think everyone is missing the point of this thread. And that point is, ipodkid drives a shitty car.

[KaneKungFu123]

eat [censored] OP.

[Jeff W]

[ QUOTE ]

TSP also played Jay in a HE match yes?

Yeah, I think so...

[/ QUOTE ]

Anyone have a link to a post on this?

[Turning Stone Pro]

I got lucky and prevailed. Barry got me the week after, if I remember correctly. It was sometime last summer, early fall.

TSP

[B Dids]

It was a boring grudge match. Nobody talked smack, nobody tilted. The final tally was something like Rake &gt; TSP &gt; Jay.