Whats your record time in winning SNG?

[ismisus]

I believe I just set a record. I won a 9-handed 6 NL Turbo on Poker Stars in 7 minutes. Total of 13 hands. I'll post them once I figure how to post them

[ismisus]

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PokerStars Game #1299365548: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:35:48 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: FrenchBouch (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pimple (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: deadman7 (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: davidje (1500 in chips)
pimple: posts small blind 10
deadman7: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [Kh Tc]
PokerGenius: raises 1480 to 1500 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
HowardTDuck: folds
bartown: folds
bergiman: folds
davidje: folds
FrenchBouch: folds
pimple: folds
deadman7: calls 1480 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3s Jc]
*** TURN *** [Kc 3s Jc] [8d]
HowardTDuck said, "uh oh"
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3s Jc 8d] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deadman7: shows [5c Ac] (high card Ace)
PokerGenius: shows [Kh Tc] (a pair of Kings)
PokerGenius collected 3010 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3010 | Rake 0
Board [Kc 3s Jc 8d Qs]
Seat 1: FrenchBouch (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pimple (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: deadman7 (big blind) showed [5c Ac] and lost with
high card Ace
Seat 4: PokerGenius showed [Kh Tc] and won (3010) with a pair of
Kings
Seat 5: chip0029 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bartown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bergiman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: davidje folded before Flop (didn't bet)

*********** # 2 **************
PokerStars Game #1299370348: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:36:43 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: FrenchBouch (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: pimple (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (3010 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: davidje (1500 in chips)
PokerGenius: posts small blind 10
chip0029: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [3c Jd]
HowardTDuck said, "nh"
HowardTDuck: folds
bartown: folds
PokerGenius said, "ty"
bergiman: calls 20
davidje: calls 20
FrenchBouch: calls 20
pimple: folds
PokerGenius: raises 2990 to 3010 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
bergiman: folds
davidje: folds
FrenchBouch: folds
PokerGenius collected 100 from pot
PokerGenius: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 1: FrenchBouch folded before Flop
Seat 2: pimple (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (small blind) collected (100)
Seat 5: chip0029 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HowardTDuck folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bartown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bergiman folded before Flop
Seat 9: davidje folded before Flop

*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #1299372720: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:37:10 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: FrenchBouch (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pimple (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (3090 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: davidje (1480 in chips)
chip0029: posts small blind 10
HowardTDuck: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [3h 2s]
davidje said, "new strategy"
bartown: folds
bergiman: calls 20
davidje: folds
FrenchBouch: folds
pimple: folds
PokerGenius: raises 3070 to 3090 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
HowardTDuck: folds
bergiman: folds
PokerGenius collected 70 from pot
PokerGenius: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 70 | Rake 0
Seat 1: FrenchBouch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pimple folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (button) collected (70)
Seat 5: chip0029 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: bartown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bergiman folded before Flop
Seat 9: davidje folded before Flop (didn't bet)

*********** # 4 **************
PokerStars Game #1299374842: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:37:35 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: FrenchBouch (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pimple (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (3140 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: davidje (1480 in chips)
HowardTDuck: posts small blind 10
bartown: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [5s Ac]
bergiman: folds
davidje: calls 20
FrenchBouch: folds
pimple: folds
PokerGenius: raises 3120 to 3140 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
HowardTDuck: folds
bartown: folds
davidje: calls 1460 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6s 9h]
*** TURN *** [Kh 6s 9h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6s 9h 6c] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
davidje: shows [Tc As] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
PokerGenius: shows [5s Ac] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
PokerGenius said, "damn"
davidje collected 1495 from pot
PokerGenius collected 1495 from pot
PokerGenius said, "i shoulda won"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2990 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 6s 9h 6c Kc]
Seat 1: FrenchBouch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pimple folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PokerGenius showed [5s Ac] and won (1495) with two pair,
Kings and Sixes
Seat 5: chip0029 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: bartown (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: bergiman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: davidje showed [Tc As] and won (1495) with two pair,
Kings and Sixes

*********** # 5 **************
PokerStars Game #1299378125: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:38:12 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: FrenchBouch (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: pimple (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (3155 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: davidje (1495 in chips)
bartown: posts small blind 10
bergiman: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [9d 2d]
davidje said, "??"
davidje: calls 20
FrenchBouch: calls 20
pimple: folds
PokerGenius: raises 3135 to 3155 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
HowardTDuck: folds
bartown: folds
bergiman: folds
davidje: folds
FrenchBouch: calls 1460 and is all-in
HowardTDuck said, "sure"
*** FLOP *** [9s 5d 9c]
davidje said, "unreal"
*** TURN *** [9s 5d 9c] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [9s 5d 9c 5s] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FrenchBouch: shows [Ad 6c] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
PokerGenius: shows [9d 2d] (a full house, Nines full of Fives)
PokerGenius collected 3010 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3010 | Rake 0
Board [9s 5d 9c 5s Kh]
Seat 1: FrenchBouch showed [Ad 6c] and lost with two pair,
Nines and Fives
Seat 2: pimple folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PokerGenius showed [9d 2d] and won (3010) with a full
house, Nines full of Fives
Seat 5: chip0029 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bartown (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: bergiman (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: davidje folded before Flop

*********** # 6 **************
PokerStars Game #1299381577: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:38:52 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: pimple (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (4685 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1440 in chips)
Seat 9: davidje (1475 in chips)
bergiman: posts small blind 10
davidje: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [3s 4c]
pimple: folds
PokerGenius: raises 4665 to 4685 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
HowardTDuck: folds
bartown: folds
bergiman: folds
davidje: calls 1455 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6d 8c Qd]
*** TURN *** [6d 8c Qd] [3h]
HowardTDuck said, "lucky for me, I'm after him"
*** RIVER *** [6d 8c Qd 3h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
davidje: shows [Ad Jd] (a pair of Sixes)
PokerGenius: shows [3s 4c] (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
PokerGenius collected 2960 from pot
PokerGenius said, "gg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2960 | Rake 0
Board [6d 8c Qd 3h 6s]
Seat 2: pimple folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PokerGenius showed [3s 4c] and won (2960) with two pair,
Sixes and Threes
Seat 5: chip0029 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bartown (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bergiman (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: davidje (big blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with a
pair of Sixes

*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #1299384601: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:39:27 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: pimple (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (6170 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1430 in chips)
pimple: posts small blind 10
PokerGenius: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [Jc Ks]
PokerGenius said, "you played well"
chip0029: folds
HowardTDuck: calls 20
bartown: folds
bergiman: folds
pimple: folds
PokerGenius: raises 6150 to 6170 and is all-in
HowardTDuck: folds
PokerGenius collected 50 from pot
PokerGenius: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pimple (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PokerGenius (big blind) collected (50)
Seat 5: chip0029 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck folded before Flop
Seat 7: bartown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bergiman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

*********** # 8 **************
PokerStars Game #1299386267: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:39:45 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: pimple (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (6200 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1450 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1430 in chips)
PokerGenius: posts small blind 10
chip0029: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [2s Jh]
HowardTDuck: folds
bartown: folds
bergiman: folds
pimple: folds
PokerGenius: raises 6180 to 6200 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
PokerGenius collected 40 from pot
PokerGenius: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pimple (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (small blind) collected (40)
Seat 5: chip0029 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HowardTDuck folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bartown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bergiman folded before Flop (didn't bet)

*********** # 9 **************
PokerStars Game #1299387553: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:40:00 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: pimple (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (6220 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1450 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1450 in chips)
Seat 7: bartown (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: bergiman (1430 in chips)
chip0029: posts small blind 10
HowardTDuck: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [9s Qs]
bartown: calls 20
bergiman: calls 20
pimple: folds
PokerGenius: raises 6200 to 6220 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
HowardTDuck: folds
bartown: calls 1450 and is all-in
bergiman: calls 1410 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3c 8d Qh]
*** TURN *** [3c 8d Qh] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [3c 8d Qh 7s] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bartown: shows [Jc Kc] (a pair of Eights)
PokerGenius: shows [9s Qs] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
PokerGenius collected 80 from side pot
bergiman: shows [5h Ac] (a pair of Eights)
HowardTDuck said, "wow"
PokerGenius collected 4320 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4400 Main pot 4320. Side pot 80. | Rake 0
Board [3c 8d Qh 7s 8c]
Seat 2: pimple folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (button) showed [9s Qs] and won (4400) with
two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 5: chip0029 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: bartown showed [Jc Kc] and lost with a pair of
Eights
Seat 8: bergiman showed [5h Ac] and lost with a pair of
Eights

*********** # 10 **************
PokerStars Game #1299390908: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:40:39 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: pimple (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (9150 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (1430 in chips)
HowardTDuck: posts small blind 10
pimple: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [3d 4s]
PokerGenius: raises 9130 to 9150 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
HowardTDuck: calls 1420 and is all-in
pimple: folds
*** FLOP *** [2c Ah 2h]
PokerGenius said, "5 is coming"
*** TURN *** [2c Ah 2h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [2c Ah 2h 3s] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HowardTDuck: shows [Ks As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
PokerGenius: shows [3d 4s] (a straight, Ace to Five)
PokerGenius collected 2880 from pot
chip0029 said, "wow"
bergiman [observer] said, "this is unreal"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2880 | Rake 0
Board [2c Ah 2h 3s 5h]
Seat 2: pimple (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PokerGenius showed [3d 4s] and won (2880) with a
straight, Ace to Five
Seat 5: chip0029 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HowardTDuck (small blind) showed [Ks As] and lost
with two pair, Aces and Deuces

*********** # 11 **************
PokerStars Game #1299393796: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2005/03/03 - 18:41:11 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: pimple (1460 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (10600 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1440 in chips)
PokerGenius: posts small blind 15
chip0029: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [3d Ks]
pimple: folds
PokerGenius said, "im testing my new device"
PokerGenius: raises 10570 to 10600 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
PokerGenius collected 60 from pot
PokerGenius said, "my rigging device"
PokerGenius: doesn't show hand
HowardTDuck [observer] said, "he blew the dealer"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pimple (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (small blind) collected (60)
Seat 5: chip0029 (big blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 12 **************
PokerStars Game #1299395306: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2005/03/03 - 18:41:29 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: pimple (1460 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (10630 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1410 in chips)
chip0029: posts small blind 15
pimple: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [6h 4c]
PokerGenius: raises 10600 to 10630 and is all-in
chip0029: folds
pimple: folds
PokerGenius collected 75 from pot
PokerGenius: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 2: pimple (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PokerGenius (button) collected (75)
Seat 5: chip0029 (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 13 **************
PokerStars Game #1299396534: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No
Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2005/03/03 - 18:41:43 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: pimple (1430 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerGenius (10675 in chips)
Seat 5: chip0029 (1395 in chips)
pimple: posts small blind 15
PokerGenius: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerGenius [8h 2s]
chip0029: calls 30
pimple: calls 15
PokerGenius: raises 10645 to 10675 and is all-in
chip0029: calls 1365 and is all-in
pimple: calls 1400 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Td 4c Tc]
PokerGenius said, "good luck"
PokerGenius said, "8"
PokerGenius said, "is coming"
*** TURN *** [Td 4c Tc] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Td 4c Tc 8s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pimple: shows [3c 3s] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
PokerGenius: shows [8h 2s] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
PokerGenius collected 70 from side pot
chip0029: shows [Ac Qs] (a pair of Tens)
PokerGenius collected 4185 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4255 Main pot 4185. Side pot 70. | Rake 0
Board [Td 4c Tc 8s 9h]
Seat 2: pimple (small blind) showed [3c 3s] and lost with
two pair, Tens and Threes
Seat 4: PokerGenius (big blind) showed [8h 2s] and won (4255)
with two pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 5: chip0029 (button) showed [Ac Qs] and lost with a
pair of Tens

[ismisus]

i can't believe nobody cares

[curtains]

Well if you just move allin every hand, sometime you will get lucky and win every allin confrontation and thus win the tournament very quickly. It's only really impressive if it happens naturally.

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
i can't believe nobody cares

[/ QUOTE ]

I hope your genius lies elsewhere than in this HH.

Yugoslav

[nortonmalc]

Basically, you pulled the handle on a slot machine and won 7 times in a row. Congratulations.

[1C5]

OMG OMG OMG that is the most INSANE thing I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!




Is that what you wanted to hear?

[Bataglin]

Was it a sarcastic friend of yours who came up with your nick?

[jcm4ccc]

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i can't believe nobody cares

[/ QUOTE ]

I care. Don't listen to those others. They are just jealous.

True genius is never appreciated in its own day. In 20 years, we will all be playing SnGs like you.

[LaggyLou]

[ QUOTE ]
True genius is never appreciated in its own day. In 20 years, we will all be playing SnGs like you.

[/ QUOTE ]

very nice hand.

[MowrMowr]

[ QUOTE ]
PokerGenius said, "you played well"

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[zipppy]

I'm glad someone else caught that, too, MowrMowr! While it may be slightly -EV to go allin every hand, you definitely score some bonus points for the HILARIOUS commentary during the SNG, PokerGenius.

[dlk9s]

[ QUOTE ]
PokerGenius said, "5 is coming"
*** TURN *** [2c Ah 2h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [2c Ah 2h 3s] [5h]

PokerGenius said, "im testing my new device"
PokerGenius said, "my rigging device"


PokerGenius said, "good luck"
PokerGenius said, "8"
PokerGenius said, "is coming"
*** TURN *** [Td 4c Tc] [8s]

[/ QUOTE ]

That's classic.