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sethypooh21
03-02-2005, 11:24 AM
First time I've ever seen this one...

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, CO calls, Button calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 6/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, MP folds, CO folds, Button calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

River: (16 BB) 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 2d 2s (four of a kind, twos).
BB has 6h 6d (full house, sixes full of twos).
Button has Js Jc (full house, jacks full of twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.75 BB. </font>
tolbiny
03-02-2005, 11:31 AM
Fold preflop....
Mr. Graff
03-02-2005, 11:35 AM
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Fold preflop....

[/ QUOTE ]
Are you joking?
tolbiny
03-02-2005, 11:36 AM
yes
spydog
03-02-2005, 12:04 PM
[ QUOTE ]

River: (16 BB) 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>.....

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah...I've never had anyone raise my cap either.

Damn...how pissed was the button?

Nice pot.
sethypooh21
03-02-2005, 12:15 PM
[quote
Damn...how pissed was the button?


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The button said not a word. The BB lost his marbles for about five minutes (BB showed at the table, I suspected the button for 99, but didn't see that he flopped top set till I downloaded the hand history).
Mr. Graff
03-02-2005, 02:26 PM
Is there a story behind this joke because I don't get it.
tolbiny
03-02-2005, 02:32 PM
It's a very mild dig a Rory-
i see usually one or two posts of his a day that just say

fold preflop
ucfryan
03-02-2005, 03:01 PM
If you're gonna suck out, suck out hard, nice hand.