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EliteNinja
03-02-2005, 05:56 AM
I just had to repost this.
NSFW (http://iluvu.free.fr/wordpress/images/keyra_agustina/indx.htm)

Best buttocks in the world.

mantasm
03-02-2005, 06:03 AM
It's OK. Check out the photos against the plaid background though, especially the first one. What's with the like collapsed section on the side? Plus, she has some weird chicken legs.

peachy
03-02-2005, 06:03 AM
i saw that some time ago...avid showed me...and to me the butt wasnt that impressive...u give any girl with a decent butt those pants and let her stand in "those" positions and her butt will be VERY similar...proff guys thing with the wang!!

PS: if shes gonna take greased up bum pics she needs to WAX HER A$$ ::shivers:: or maybe im just too picky

sadly her butt looks better clothed /images/graemlins/frown.gif

HesseJam
03-02-2005, 06:04 AM
Almost made me believe in God again.

NLSoldier
03-02-2005, 07:24 AM
Got Jealous?

jakethebake
03-02-2005, 11:41 AM
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i saw that some time ago...avid showed me...and to me the butt wasnt that impressive...u give any girl with a decent butt those pants and let her stand in "those" positions and her butt will be VERY similar...proff guys thing with the wang!!

PS: if shes gonna take greased up bum pics she needs to WAX HER A$$ ::shivers:: or maybe im just too picky

sadly her butt looks better clothed /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Well where's my pic of yours?

codewarrior
03-02-2005, 11:49 AM
Nice Ass! Two words though - box crotch....

astroglide
03-02-2005, 01:07 PM
scroll down peachy

peachy
03-02-2005, 01:09 PM
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scroll down peachy

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hahah i did scroll down....shes just not my type...but everyone has thier type i guess...just giving my opinion!!
but like i said im super picky!!

and no its far from jealousy...i dont have a trouble getting who or what i want

Edge34
03-02-2005, 01:13 PM
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I just had to repost this.
NSFW (http://iluvu.free.fr/wordpress/images/keyra_agustina/indx.htm)

Best buttocks in the world.

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Well played. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

astroglide
03-02-2005, 01:50 PM
you stated that it was due to the pants. without pants and only a string between her cheeks her is is absolutely FANTASTIC.

zephed56
03-03-2005, 01:24 AM
Thanks.

peachy
03-03-2005, 01:25 AM
no....i think her butt is not that attractive unclothed

nothumb
03-03-2005, 01:31 AM
Yeah, great butt. Who is this girl? Some random chick?

NT

Russ McGinley
03-03-2005, 01:32 AM
I'd hit it.

[censored]
03-03-2005, 01:36 AM
I need a label for my new folder in the jack-off file /images/graemlins/grin.gif

mantasm
03-03-2005, 01:44 AM
What's with the concave section? The ass is good but not great. I think she's about 10 lbs below her fighting weight, she'd probably fill out pretty nice.

http://img223.exs.cx:81/img223/9342/ass8bk.jpg

ChoicestHops
03-03-2005, 02:23 AM
Great ass, just wish she had better breasts.

deacsoft
03-03-2005, 02:31 AM
Old news.

Jack of Arcades
03-03-2005, 02:32 AM
Great asses are timeless.

AEKDBet
03-03-2005, 05:32 AM
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Almost made me believe in God again.

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LOL.

Yeah, thats pretty f-k-n divine. I bet the golden ratio is in there somewhere.

thatpfunk
03-03-2005, 05:43 AM
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you stated that it was due to the pants. without pants and only a string between her cheeks her is is absolutely FANTASTIC.

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You are right nearly 100% when it comes to girls.

For people complaining... you know that when girls get naked and aren't airbrushed there are flaws, right? Complaining about her ass is dumb. Seriously.

peachy
03-03-2005, 05:46 AM
i can have my OPINION of it...i dont like her ass to the point of thinking its GREATNESS

thatpfunk
03-03-2005, 05:46 AM
Does she make money from this? Is it a porn site or...?

peachy
03-03-2005, 05:51 AM
i just think its some girl who took some slutty pics for someone and they got shuffled around BIG time

college_boy
03-03-2005, 05:58 AM
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i can have my OPINION of it...i dont like her ass to the point of thinking its GREATNESS

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It is great.

Catch of the Day
03-03-2005, 06:11 AM
Narcism Defined
1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit.
2. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
4. The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.

Lesser know definitions:
1. Some insecure, underweight, sixteen-year-old, whos' cravings for attention become personified in the taking and posting of NUMEROUS sexually suggestive pictures of her albeit "very sexy" ass, in order to gain the attention of people who ultimately, as a result of said pictures, define her worth in the sum of her posterior, which, consequently, is up for debate on many an internet forum.


I make myself laugh sometimes...

Catch-

Reef
03-03-2005, 06:39 AM
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i can have my OPINION of it...i dont like her ass to the point of thinking its GREATNESS

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your thinking is brutally flawed

zephed56
03-03-2005, 07:07 AM
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i can have my OPINION of it...i dont like her ass to the point of thinking its GREATNESS

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Do you have a penis?

peachy
03-03-2005, 07:19 AM
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i can have my OPINION of it...i dont like her ass to the point of thinking its GREATNESS

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Do you have a penis?

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no...but i know what i find attractive and what i dont...thats the thing im NOT thinkin with a penis which means any HOLE doesnt look GREAT to me!!

If i said i was bi would that give me the right to JUDGE another girl??

Catch of the Day
03-03-2005, 07:31 AM
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If i said i was bi would that give me the right to JUDGE another girl??

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No one should be judging. Although because Bi-Sexuals have twice as many people to go for, they can excercise a little more picky-ness then the average individual. Unless its like the whole "Me and my girl-friends just make out on the weekends at parties" Bi-sexualness that runs rampant in SoCal, which is just so...Hot

But in a degrading sort of way...

Catch-

peachy
03-03-2005, 07:39 AM
whats wrong with gettin drunk at parties and at clubs and hooking up with gfs or other girls?!?!! and how is this not a form of bisexual exploration??

and its NOT degrading if ur doing something U enjoy and something that makes u sexually aroused

Catch of the Day
03-03-2005, 07:55 AM
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whats wrong with gettin drunk at parties and at clubs and hooking up with gfs or other girls?!?!! and how is this not a form of bisexual exploration??

and its NOT degrading if ur doing something U enjoy and something that makes u sexually aroused

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This has to be THE most tactfully calculated statment that I have ever heard a girl make...

I need to take a few deep breaths after that statment.

Okay...Nothin is inherantly wrong with it. And I am sure that it it a form of bi-sexual exploration, although one that is becoming more and more common among the female population. In SoCal, I imagine girls having not done this in some form or another, remain to be the minority, which has me suspect some girls motives...It seems to me to be less and less about actually exploring the same sex as it is about attention. Girls know that guys get off on it, and now that its more socially exceptable, so it happens more often.

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and its NOT degrading if ur doing something U enjoy and something that makes u sexually aroused

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That whole "degrading" thing was kinda a joke. I am a guy, kiss all the ladies you want and by all means, feel free to get as sexually aroused while doing so as your little heart desires. I promise I will try not to mind. It will be hard though...but I will try...


Catch-

zephed56
03-03-2005, 07:56 AM
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whats wrong with gettin drunk at parties and at clubs and hooking up with gfs or other girls?!?!! and how is this not a form of bisexual exploration??

and its NOT degrading if ur doing something U enjoy and something that makes u sexually aroused

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Can I introduce you to my girlfriend? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

The Dude
03-03-2005, 08:02 AM
I was fully expecting Alizee. You disappoint me.

Catch of the Day
03-03-2005, 08:05 AM
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I was fully expecting Alizee.

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Yes, I am sure you had the kleenex and lubriderm handy, in full anticipation...

Fish.

Catch-

thatpfunk
03-03-2005, 08:05 AM
I used to wonder if Peachy was actually a chick or some random weird guy with too much time on his hands...

And then she gave the great classic chick response about hot slutty looking girls and all my thoughts immediately dissapeared.

Girls love to tell guys that they can tell when another chick is hot, but they like chicks like Kate Winslet, Katie Holmes, etc- "pretty girls."

When it comes to hot slutty ones it becomes- "I can tell when girls are attractive, I just don't think she is. How can you think THAT is good looking? Ugh."

Examples- Ass pic chick, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, etc

shalam
03-03-2005, 08:07 AM

peachy
03-03-2005, 08:10 AM
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whats wrong with gettin drunk at parties and at clubs and hooking up with gfs or other girls?!?!! and how is this not a form of bisexual exploration??

and its NOT degrading if ur doing something U enjoy and something that makes u sexually aroused

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Can I introduce you to my girlfriend? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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hahaha sure...its better when they have a bf!! LOL

The Dude
03-03-2005, 08:16 AM
Several specific retorts have come to mind, but I dare not risk being misunderstood by these peons. I'll just let you have this one.

[censored]
03-03-2005, 08:19 AM
NM

zephed56
03-03-2005, 08:19 AM
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whats wrong with gettin drunk at parties and at clubs and hooking up with gfs or other girls?!?!! and how is this not a form of bisexual exploration??

and its NOT degrading if ur doing something U enjoy and something that makes u sexually aroused

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Can I introduce you to my girlfriend? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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hahaha sure...its better when they have a bf!! LOL

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She likes it when... /images/graemlins/ooo.gif

peachy
03-03-2005, 08:21 AM
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I used to wonder if Peachy was actually a chick or some random weird guy with too much time on his hands...

And then she gave the great classic chick response about hot slutty looking girls and all my thoughts immediately dissapeared.

Girls love to tell guys that they can tell when another chick is hot, but they like chicks like Kate Winslet, Katie Holmes, etc- "pretty girls."

When it comes to hot slutty ones it becomes- "I can tell when girls are attractive, I just don't think she is. How can you think THAT is good looking? Ugh."

Examples- Ass pic chick, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, etc

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no i just dont find her BUTT hot...shakira i think is cute...and christina has her moments but comes off as trailer trash to me...
u cant tell me i dont find pure slut looking girls attractive b/c i like Sky Lopez alot and when Brianna Banks was at one of our strip clubs here in ATL a few months back i went with the guys no problem!!

Girls that i think r hot besides them r like:
Charlize Theron
Elizabeth Hurley
Sandra Bullock (which noone ever likes but i think shes adorable)
Angelina Jolie
Kate Beckinsale
Keria Knightly
Rachel Weisz

just to name a few...

The Dude
03-03-2005, 08:24 AM
I can't believe you put Shakira in the same group as Christina. Terrible.

[censored]
03-03-2005, 08:26 AM
It's cool if you do not think she is hot. That being said, she is hot and her ass is spectacular.

thatpfunk
03-03-2005, 08:29 AM
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I can't believe you put Shakira in the same group as Christina. Terrible.

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Not even close. I don't find christina particularly attractive, no more so than an avg. attractive girl. She does serve as a great example though simply because of vehemence in which chicks argue her unattractiveness.

On the other hand, Shakira is the cat's pajamas /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

thatpfunk
03-03-2005, 08:33 AM
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Girls that i think r hot besides them r like:
Charlize Theron
Elizabeth Hurley
Sandra Bullock (which noone ever likes but i think shes adorable)
Angelina Jolie
Kate Beckinsale
Keria Knightly

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Shh... you were supposed to be disputing my claim... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

All of those girls are beautiful, and fall into the acceptable "girls that other girls find attractive category."

The Dude
03-03-2005, 08:33 AM
Alright, I forgive you.

GreywolfNYC
03-03-2005, 12:21 PM
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whats wrong with gettin drunk at parties and at clubs and hooking up with gfs or other girls?!?!! and how is this not a form of bisexual exploration??

and its NOT degrading if ur doing something U enjoy and something that makes u sexually aroused

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Good for you, Peachy. About three years ago I made to firm decision to only date bisexual women. No exceptions. Best decision I ever made.

TimM
03-03-2005, 01:21 PM
Now I'm curious to know what it said /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Shajen
03-03-2005, 01:23 PM
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Now I'm curious to know what it said /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I didn't click the link the spammer attached, but it was typical crap spammer post I'm assuming. You didn't miss anything special.

TimM
03-03-2005, 01:27 PM
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About three years ago I made to firm decision to only date bisexual women. No exceptions. Best decision I ever made.

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This is an awesome idea. I'm not sure I can afford to be even more picky than I already am, but I like it.

pubz r 4 nubz!
03-03-2005, 01:55 PM
It's clear that she's totally into beads.

http://www.the-clitoris.com/1r4/toys2/a944x.jpg

GreywolfNYC
03-03-2005, 02:05 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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About three years ago I made to firm decision to only date bisexual women. No exceptions. Best decision I ever made.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is an awesome idea. I'm not sure I can afford to be even more picky than I already am, but I like it.

[/ QUOTE ]
Trust me, I am not joking about this. I have been living with a bisexual woman for several years and it is truly unbelievable. We have a semi-regular "girlfriend" and a number of casual flings, including with the woman who introduced us. Life is gooooot!

Reef
03-03-2005, 02:21 PM
here (http://www.supertangas.com/thumbnails.php?album=search&cat=0&page=1)

TimM
03-03-2005, 02:25 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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About three years ago I made to firm decision to only date bisexual women. No exceptions. Best decision I ever made.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is an awesome idea. I'm not sure I can afford to be even more picky than I already am, but I like it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Trust me, I am not joking about this. I have been living with a bisexual woman for several years and it is truly unbelievable. We have a semi-regular "girlfriend" and a number of casual flings, including with the woman who introduced us. Life is gooooot!

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I've never had a 3-some, but I was seeing a bisexual woman for a while. I like the idea just for the sexually liberating (for her) aspects of it. Plus she had a unique perspective on things that straight women would never have. Once I was talking about how the way she "tasted" changed as things "progressed", and she knew exactly what I was talking about, and even finished the thought for me. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

eulogy
03-03-2005, 03:19 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I just had to repost this.
NSFW (http://iluvu.free.fr/wordpress/images/keyra_agustina/indx.htm)

Best buttocks in the world.

[/ QUOTE ]


not bad...but
DOES SHE LET YOU PLAY THERE?

astroglide
03-03-2005, 03:41 PM
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whats wrong with gettin drunk at parties and at clubs and hooking up with gfs or other girls?!?!! and how is this not a form of bisexual exploration??

[/ QUOTE ]

probably time to ignore by now but i can't bring myself to do it

BradleyT
03-03-2005, 03:48 PM
Her ass is on fire.

beerbandit
03-03-2005, 04:07 PM
nice

ive seen this before, yet i cant stop looking

offTopic
03-03-2005, 05:41 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I used to wonder if Peachy was actually a chick or some random weird guy with too much time on his hands...

And then she gave the great classic chick response about hot slutty looking girls and all my thoughts immediately dissapeared.

Girls love to tell guys that they can tell when another chick is hot, but they like chicks like Kate Winslet, Katie Holmes, etc- "pretty girls."

When it comes to hot slutty ones it becomes- "I can tell when girls are attractive, I just don't think she is. How can you think THAT is good looking? Ugh."

Examples- Ass pic chick, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, etc

[/ QUOTE ]

The Sports Guy mailbag, Dec 2001

All right, we've waited long enough for you to weigh in on this: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore or Shakira? --J. Dolan, New York


That's easy: Shakira. There's something just plain naughty about her. In fact, two weekends ago, she vaulted into the Pantheon of "Women Who Have Inadvertently Started a Fight Between Me and The Sports Gal." I'll explain ...

You know how women will only accept that certain singers/actresses are attractive, and anybody who isn't on that list suddenly becomes a disgusting pig? Drives me crazy. Women don't care what we actually think, they only care about what they want us to think. For instance, they always try to push females like Kristin Davis (Charlotte on "Sex and the City") or Andie McDowell on us. Isn't she sexy? You don't think she's sexy? And when we say no -- they're attractive, but they're not sexy -- we become the bad guys.

To make matters worse, then someone like Shakira comes along, shakes her booty, smiles with that s--t-eating grin and drives our girlfriends practically insane. I bet you like her, don't you! You would! You would like her! It's good to know that you would like a slut! That's what she is, you know that, right? You don't think I could look good if I was wearing a tableclotch, 20 pounds of makeup and 60 pounds of wax in my hair? Huh? HUH?

The lesson, as always...

(Well, you know where I'm going with this.)

thatpfunk
03-03-2005, 05:42 PM
Thats exactly where the Shakira refrence came from.

He is a genius.

[censored]
03-03-2005, 06:33 PM
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Now I'm curious to know what it said /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Just some crappy link to some site selling stuff.

[censored]
03-03-2005, 06:37 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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About three years ago I made to firm decision to only date bisexual women. No exceptions. Best decision I ever made.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is an awesome idea. I'm not sure I can afford to be even more picky than I already am, but I like it.

[/ QUOTE ]
Trust me, I am not joking about this. I have been living with a bisexual woman for several years and it is truly unbelievable. We have a semi-regular "girlfriend" and a number of casual flings, including with the woman who introduced us. Life is gooooot!

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I think I talked [censored] to you in a previous thread. I hereby retract all previouos statements.

3rdEye
03-03-2005, 09:04 PM
Holy mother of god.

Are those implants?

EliteNinja
03-04-2005, 04:26 AM
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Holy mother of god.

Are those implants?

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They're real. And they're spectacular!

EliteNinja
03-04-2005, 04:27 AM
In the category of booty shaking:

Alizee > Shakira

peachy
03-04-2005, 05:27 AM
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In the category of booty shaking:

Alizee > Shakira

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uumm maybe alizee wins in sexually slow moving her ass...but come on now shakira can move her ass!!

BreakEvenPlayer
03-04-2005, 07:17 AM
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putain l’instant-érection au réveil avec la gueule dans le cul c’est pas humain !

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From some French blog talking about this chick... I don't know French but that is hilarious.

FWIW this ass is spectacular and I'm sure this chick has given many a "l'instant-erection."

peachy
03-04-2005, 07:24 AM
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putain l’instant-érection au réveil avec la gueule dans le cul c’est pas humain !

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From some French blog talking about this chick... I don't know French but that is hilarious.

FWIW this ass is spectacular and I'm sure this chick has given many a "l'instant-erection."

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basically...it says this whore gives them an erection and talks about her bum somemore and says its not human...as in unreal

radek2166
03-04-2005, 08:38 AM
If I has an ass like that I would hang out at a naval base just for a work out.

jakethebake
03-04-2005, 11:30 AM
I thought about making this (http://www.myevilplans.com/pic/stuff/ass.gif) my avatar but thought better of it.

Niwa
03-04-2005, 11:59 AM
Holy ... /images/graemlins/cool.gif

asofel
03-04-2005, 12:12 PM
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If I has an ass like that I would hang out at a naval base just for a work out.

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distracted?