For you dudes out there

[DemonDeac]

When taking a whiz at a urinal. What are you 'shootin' at?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Hitting the side right minimizes splashback.

[Prof. Chaos]

not enough targets.

[Eurotrash]

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Hitting the side right minimizes splashback.

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I agree, this is crucial. one must maintain proper angle of attack to avoid pissing on oneself.

[shant]

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/funnyfly.jpg

[stanky]

None of the Above. I aim down and to the side but not in the water. I believe this creates the least amout of splash.

-Pete

[BusterStacks]

the wall.

[private joker]

I like to start at the top, dry spots, and wet down the back wall. As the flow covers all the dry spots, then I can start writing my name (which is only four letters, but if I have had more than 3 beers, I can probably spell a 6-letter name).

[radek2166]

The floor

[Mayhap]

Back in my bar days, I used to feel that I needed to pick out a singular cigarette butt and completely disintegrate it.
/M

[jakethebake]

is there like a mandatory rule that this thread has to run once a month or something? if not, let's not do it again.

[NLSoldier]

As the first replier to this thread I definately expected the mountians of burning [censored] out of you patrick, I'm dissapointed.

[Popinjay]

If you shoot into a spot where you can't see it hit, it can't hurt you.

[Edge34]

If there happens to be a urinal cake, that should be the target every time - see how much damage you can inflict on it in one session. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[nothumb]

Polls about poop and pee are so over.

NT

[Brainwalter]

Urinal cake eroding.. eroding.. gone!!

[Blackjack]

Your mothers mouth

[eric5148]

The dude next to me.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

There are some japanese urinals that have sensors on the back wall. When you step up to pee, a game gets activated on a screen in front of you (such as put out the burning building) and you have to pee in specific places on the sensor to do something (like put out fires).

We need these in America.

[Daliman]

The height of grandeur in pissiors MUST be the ice cubes. Melting them is like eating cotton candy at the fair on a clear summer's day, and almost as tasty!

My record melt is 4 cubes.

[DemonDeac]

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There are some japanese urinals that have sensors on the back wall. When you step up to pee, a game gets activated on a screen in front of you (such as put out the burning building) and you have to pee in specific places on the sensor to do something (like put out fires).

We need these in America.

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easily one of the greatest inventions ever, if true.
only second to the woman

[bholdr]

one should be aiming at the spot least likely to splash back at ones self.

ever piss in a urnal while naked? it's nasty, the ammount of droplets that hit yourself. thus, it's all about minimizing the splash back factor. IMO, of course.

sometimes i'm just trying to melt the urinal cake, or piss straight into one of the little drain holes. it's kind of a little drunk game to play at the bar. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[DemonDeac]

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it's all about minimizing the splash back factor.






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clearly

[B00T]

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As the first replier to this thread I definately expected the mountians of burning [censored] out of you patrick, I'm dissapointed

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My exact thoughts.

But....Does your decision change if there is a gay guy next to you?

[AEKDBet]

When I went to Amsterdam they had toilets with thy fly, but instead of big curvature making a bowl shape the toilet had two big "waves" proturding out. It was almost impossible to get any spray back. Of course I was high so it seemed extra cool. Now if they had made a video game out of it my head would have simply exploded.