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antidan444
03-01-2005, 02:28 AM
This just happened at my table on Party ...

MP raises preflop, BB 3-bets, MP calls.

Flop comes 886, suits unimportant. Bet, raise, re-raise, cap, call. Took two seconds.

Turn 5. BB bets, MP raises.

BB: "Hope your pocket pair is pretty high."

MP: "Actually middle of the road."

BB calls.

River 2. Check, bet, call.

MP shows 88 for the flopped quads. BB mucks (JJ).
jdl22
03-01-2005, 02:43 AM
How's this one liner:

wrong forum
antidan444
03-01-2005, 02:48 AM
My apologies. I thought since the post was based around the comment, it was kewl. Guess not.
jdl22
03-01-2005, 03:01 AM
No worries, I'm just giving you [censored].
Chobohoya
03-01-2005, 05:11 AM
Him: Nice river. I wish I had a pattern map.

Me: Mine's log8... the state of the art.

Him: Where'd you get it?

Me: Ebay.

Him: How much did it cost?

Me: A really good essay.
Surfbullet
03-01-2005, 05:13 AM
Glorious.

Surf
jaxUp
03-01-2005, 05:41 AM
Ha. That's pretty funny. One time an online table coach (pp .5/1) would not shut up and he had been going on for at least a half hour. One of my friends sits down at the table and says after about 10 seconds, "Is this Johnny [censored] Chan?" Guy didn't say any more the rest of the time.
Dr. Strangelove
03-01-2005, 04:51 PM
"this one time, at band camp..."