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Toro
02-25-2005, 01:00 PM
At first I thought this joke I received today via email was pretty lame but then I started to chuckle, like a delayed reaction.

BLIND PILOTS

Two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle. Both
are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and
the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the
people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed
straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna
scream too late and we're all gonna die."

Shajen
02-25-2005, 01:04 PM
kinda lame, but so am I. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

I chuckled a little the first time I heard it too.

deacsoft
02-25-2005, 01:10 PM
mildly funny

Patrick del Poker Grande
02-25-2005, 01:11 PM
It's single-chuckle worthy.