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IndieMatty
02-24-2005, 01:31 PM
Possibly photoshopped?

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/022405_mjyikes.jpg
Shajen
02-24-2005, 01:33 PM
Michael Jackson is quite possibly the scariest person on the planet.

I've seen botched plastic surgery, car accidents, even several people without noses.

He wants to look the way he looks.

What a scary bastard.
27offsuit
02-24-2005, 01:36 PM
I like how he couldn't get the pigment out from under his nails.

I'm sure he tried though......
Brown Thumb
02-24-2005, 01:53 PM
How does he pick his nose?

I guess he does have some experience shoving those things in tight holes.

"Wow, I just smelled Michael Jackson's finger!"
Alobar
02-24-2005, 01:54 PM
im sure its more of a mental imbalance than a sane and logical person wanting to look a certain way. He prolly has that body dismorphic disorder or whatever. That and hes a [censored] nut job.
pokerjo22
02-24-2005, 02:03 PM
Is it me, or is he begining to look more and more like 'The Joker'?
IndieMatty
02-24-2005, 02:41 PM
It's not you. I actually have an elaborate theory I have worked on for years where he is in fact beezelbub.

P.S. Your new avatar blows.
stabn
02-24-2005, 09:06 PM
That's nothing. Check out the new tori spelling picture:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050224/i/r1105408252.jpg
Shajen
02-24-2005, 09:08 PM
...on her way to the clinic to get the BJ sperm inseminated.
Jack of Arcades
02-24-2005, 09:09 PM
Everytime I see you post now, I think it's peace john nickle.
Fratony
02-24-2005, 09:10 PM
Tori: wow, talk about taking a turn for the worst.
Jackson: He has got to be one of the creepiest people on the planet. I love the fact that he still claims to have had NO plastic surgery, but somehow still manages to look like an alien of some sort.
Alobar
02-24-2005, 09:10 PM
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Everytime I see you post now, I think it's peace john nickle.

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hahaha, me too.
pokerjo22
02-24-2005, 09:14 PM
We're clearly soulmates.
Alobar
02-24-2005, 09:17 PM
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We're clearly soulmates.

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You just made someones day im sure /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Freakin
02-24-2005, 09:33 PM
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Everytime I see you post now, I think it's peace john nickle.

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hahaha, me too.

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cnfuzzd
02-25-2005, 03:10 AM
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We're clearly soulmates.

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i think i could now die a happy man...

so, uh,,, pokerjo, what are you doing tomorrow,,,,er,,,next month,,,er, i could get to san diego over the summer. Or whenever really. Just let me know.

peace

john nickle
Prof. Chaos
02-25-2005, 03:12 AM
Tori Spelling is and always has been incredibly ugly.
OtisTheMarsupial
02-25-2005, 03:55 AM
There is nothing inherently wrong with huge hands.
It's what you do with them that matters.

<- has, some might say "disproportionately," large hands
<-- doesn't fondle small boys with them, not even allegedly