Vegas bachelor party, need help!

[kem]

So there's a dozen+ guys headed to Vegas next weekend.. 4 are getting married in the next 5 months, so kind of a joint bachelor party.

All of us are extreme procrastinators, so aside from lining up hotel rooms, we haven't done jack. What are our best options in terms of entertainment? Hang out at a strip club? VIP room? Pay for a couple girls to come to our suite? Should we fold pre-flop? Anyone have some strong opinions or advice? Any help is appreciated....

[Clarkmeister]

It's simple. The more you spend the more you get.

[kem]

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It's simple. The more you spend the more you get.

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Great, so it's exactly a linear relationship between $ spent and what we get? So if our utility curve is shaped more like (1-e^(-x)), what's our best option?

[Clarkmeister]

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It's simple. The more you spend the more you get.

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Great, so it's exactly a linear relationship between $ spent and what we get? So if our utility curve is shaped more like (1-e^(-x)), what's our best option?

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Hookers?

[kem]

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It's simple. The more you spend the more you get.

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Great, so it's exactly a linear relationship between $ spent and what we get? So if our utility curve is shaped more like (1-e^(-x)), what's our best option?

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Hookers?

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I think we're looking for something a little lower down on our utility curve than hookers.. what's right before that? and what will it set us back? And is 1 week enough time to get it lined up?

[Clarkmeister]

OK, seriously, everything really does depend on your bankroll.

The best value would likely be only good if you have a large suite, but calling up two chicks for a girl-girl show should only cost you about 500/girl, and you can usually get them to stick around and do lap dances and such after the show.

Other than that, strip clubs are convenient, but bachelor parties are notoriously cheap so unless you start spraying money early on you tend to have to work to get lots of girls. Plus it's expensive at $20/dance and about $6-7 per drink and a $20 cover.

Sorry, no recommendations for the first thing, but some internet searching should do the trick.

[sfer]

Bring your leather chaps and invite Gamblor.

[SomethingClever]

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Bring your leather chaps and invite Gamblor.

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nh

[tek]

Guys, the answer is easy. Just ask your casino host to set up the party for you. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[IndieMatty]

This is very simple. Drink and gamble all day/ rent a cabana at the MGM grand pool, Night? go to Dreys/Babies at the Hard Rock till 3ish then those who don't hook up with a chick or one night aside, go to one of the billion strip clubs, Olympic Gardens for Instance. On the last night, if you guys have the dough, go to Mortons Steak House for dinner, retire back to your suite and get two strippers/whores/midgets, then have them re-enact the Requiem for a Dream scene with the anal dildo.

Rather Linse Repeat, this is your perfect Bachelor Party in Vegas.

[That guy]

I have been to many b-parties, including a GoG show in Vegas not too long ago. It was ~$1k. Make sure to tell them to skip the whip cream tricks and just cut to the hard core chase. You don't want to pay $1k to watch some canned b-party tricks. Vegas girls don't sweat much so ask for whatever it is you want and they will say yes... if not, get rid of them. Just be up front at the beginning with what you want. Vegas is in direct contrast to a show I attended in Tahoe. The girls there just wanted to do stupid whip cream tricks for $1k. bogus. get tough and don't let those chicks run you over... the back side of the hand will definitely soften em up...

[Bluffoon]

Negotiate.