andrewbros
02-23-2005, 03:31 PM
Ok you MORONS..I have some Quick Breaking info on tonights Stagg/Richards junior high game. My paid scout (The lunch lady) informed me that the star center, 12 year old Billy Johnson, took a dare at lunch time, and ate 50 chocolate chip cookies. The cookies turned out not to be the problem, but when he downed the 8 pints of 2% milk afterwards he didnt realize they were spoiled! take Stagg +14 to crush Richards! Thats right, I AM THE GREATEST HANDICAPPER EVER! My scouts pay off, now call me and sign up you ungrateful tools. The first 10 people that sign up from 2 + 2 will get a copy of Phil Hellmuths book Play poker like the Bro's. Just mention you saw my post here, and say "Sup Bro" when ordering.