Breast size determines personality

[MelK]

Breast size determines personality (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1294905.html?menu=)

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.

The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.

For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."

Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."

Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."

Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.

A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."

[swede123]

Peter, breast exams on channel nine.

[Lazymeatball]

this post is worhtless without pics

what the hell does a pear shaped breast look like?

[MelK]

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this post is worhtless without pics

what the hell does a pear shaped breast look like?

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I was hoping some talented poster would do the leg work on that. I throw out the challenge. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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"A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

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So they have nothing to do w/ character?

[guller]

So basically women with breasts aren't that interested in sex, unless they are the elusive pear shaped variety.

[jakethebake]

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[tek]

LOL. Those Italians! What a scam...

That's almost as good as air-brushing boobs for a living /images/graemlins/grin.gif

(I'm surprised he didn't check their trunk too)

[peachy]

i dont think thats true....unless the girl is totally spineless and entirely focused on her boobs alone

[jakethebake]

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i dont think thats true....unless the girl is totally spineless and entirely focused on her boobs alone

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We've all seen peachy's personality here. any guesses as to what her boobs look like? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Reef]

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clearly

[peachy]

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i dont think thats true....unless the girl is totally spineless and entirely focused on her boobs alone

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We've all seen peachy's personality here. any guesses as to what her boobs look like? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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ull neva guess`

[jakethebake]

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ull neva guess`

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Guess I'll just haveta come find out sumday. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[stabn]

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ull neva guess`

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Guess I'll just haveta come find out sumday. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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They look like man-boobies.

[jakethebake]

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They look like man-boobies.

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Dammit! Don't tell me that! I suspected as much, but was choosing to live with the illusion peachy is a girl. Now you've ruined it! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[wayabvpar]

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what the hell does a pear shaped breast look like?

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I am going to go out on a limb (/rimshot) and say it looks like this-
http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/pear-taylorgold.jpg

Maybe with a bit less stem and a bit more nipple.

[peachy]

hahaah i assure u they r not "man boobies" - nowhere close, and a few people on the forums know for a fact /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jakethebake]

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hahaah i assure u they r not "man boobies" - nowhere close, and a few people on the forums know for a fact /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Just how familiar with them are these lucky few? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[stabn]

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They look like man-boobies.

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Dammit! Don't tell me that! I suspected as much, but was choosing to live with the illusion peachy is a girl. Now you've ruined it! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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Shrug, it's not like i know her. Her posts definitely seem very girlish, and i'm not 100% sure if they are a guy who's trolling is a bit over the top, or if it really is a girly girl. Like everyone else though, my default guess for every 'girl' on the internet is that they are a guy unless they prove otherwise.

[jakethebake]

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my default guess for every 'girl' on the internet is that they are a guy unless they prove otherwise.

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Now that's an idea... /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[stabn]

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hahaah i assure u they r not "man boobies" - nowhere close, and a few people on the forums know for a fact /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I accept photos and links in PM form...

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[jakethebake]

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I accept photos and links in PM form... /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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[peachy]

HAHAHAHA ill let others who know say if i am or not...i wont be conned into giving out pictures to 9230943294920294 guys /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[jakethebake]

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HAHAHAHA ill let others who know say if i am or not...i wont be conned into giving out pictures to 9230943294920294 guys /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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1 is fine as long as it's me.
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[stabn]

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HAHAHAHA ill let others who know say if i am or not...i wont be conned into giving out pictures to 9230943294920294 guys /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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1 is fine as long as it's me.
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Yah, one's fine with me too as long as it's jake.

[peachy]

hahhaha so he can give it to u???

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hahhaha so he can give it to u???

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Obviously /images/graemlins/smile.gif. It's quid pro quo.

[peachy]

hahahah yes for u guys!! but i get nothing out of it!! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[stabn]

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hahahah yes for u guys!! but i get nothing out of it!! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Bragging rights?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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HAHAHAHA ill let others who know say if i am or not...i wont be conned into giving out pictures to 9230943294920294 guys /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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1 is fine as long as it's me.
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Yah, one's fine with me too as long as it's jake.

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I'll back Jake too. My vote is for Jake.

[peachy]

hahah the last thing i want!! im not ONE OF THOSE GIRLS!!

lets just leave it at....

im a manly fat girl with deformed boobs and a semi deep voice

[stabn]

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hahah the last thing i want!! im not ONE OF THOSE GIRLS!!

lets just leave it at....

im a manly fat girl with deformed boobs and a semi deep voice

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So you look like patrick? Sweet...

[peachy]

hahaha whos patrick??

[stabn]

Patrick del Poker Grande

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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[peachy]

haha ah!! the one with the avatar that actually makes me laugh!!

[Boris]

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"A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

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Obviously a joke.

[peachy]

u never know!! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[jakethebake]

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hahah the last thing i want!! im not ONE OF THOSE GIRLS!!

lets just leave it at....

im a manly fat girl with deformed boobs and a semi deep voice

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Just my type. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[peachy]

creepyyyyyyyyyyyy

[jakethebake]

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[Boris]

truth be told when I saw this post I started going through all my past girlfriends and tried to find some correlation between breast size and personality, and breast size and libido. I couldn't come with anything consistent.

[jakethebake]

personality? who cares?

[peachy]

well my sex drive has NOTHING to do with my boobs....

[jakethebake]

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well my sex drive has NOTHING to do with my boobs....

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and what does it have to do with?

[peachy]

lol ask the guys that ive hooked up with /images/graemlins/laugh.gif hahah but its NOT my boobs

[jakethebake]

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lol ask the guys that ive hooked up with /images/graemlins/laugh.gif hahah but its NOT my boobs

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well who are they? anyone i know?

[peachy]

should i post their names and addresses and naked pics of me now to get it over with????

[jakethebake]

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should i post their names and addresses and naked pics of me now to get it over with????

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lol...absolutely.

[peachy]

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/fat-girl-with-beads.jpg


still wanna see me naked?????? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[peachy]

or me making a pose for all mah menz....
ANGELINA GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!
http://www.yatahonga.com/data/media/36/200430/fat_laura.jpg

[wacki]

You are an odd one.

Why do you always make fun of yourself?

[peachy]

lol its not at MYSELF...and use ur brain...im sure u can figure out why...ur a smart guy /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[wacki]

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lol its not at MYSELF...and use ur brain...im sure u can figure out why...ur a smart guy /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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peachy, I know this.

[wacki]

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You are an odd one.

Why do you always make fun of yourself?

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Bumping this question.

[peachy]

i ALREADY answered that ?

[wacki]

No you didn't. I knew that pic wasn't you, but you have a nasty habit of calling yourself fat and ugly. That is what I was talking about.

[peachy]

thats what i am!! large and in charge!! ask anyone who knows me/has seen me!!

[wacki]

Well even if you are large, don't call yourself ugly. It's not a good way to think about yourself.

EDIT: And I don't know anyone that knows/has seen you.

[peachy]

o well im sure one of them will see this soon...and confirm im the hugest ugliest thing in all of creation

[Reef]

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o well im sure one of them will see this soon...and confirm im the hugest ugliest thing in all of creation

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doubtful (http://www.bonuswhores.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/687960541420935e2b91d0.jpg)

[peachy]

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o well im sure one of them will see this soon...and confirm im the hugest ugliest thing in all of creation

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OMG how did u get a picture of me!!! ::soooo mad::

doubtful (http://www.bonuswhores.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/687960541420935e2b91d0.jpg)

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[wacki]

http://www.jenaweb.de/cards/fat-mama.jpg

very doubtfull.

[wacki]

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OMG how did u get a picture of me!!! ::soooo mad::

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It's getting old peachy.

[peachy]

lol then what answer do u want??

[AngryCola]

That was uncalled-for.

MY EYES!!!!!!!